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2/16/2015 8:32:50 PM EDT
Who is that girl on the travel channel beach week commercials? I know she wants me but I don't know how to get a hold of her. I know she likes guns and I will invite her up here for the Cigar, Beer, Food and shoot out.
2/16/2015 9:02:00 PM EDT
[#1]
I don't know but I hope you find her.

Let Pain know his presence will be mandatory for the meeting.
2/16/2015 9:06:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Samantha Hoopes?


I am aware that this photo may be too much for GD, but I am willing to take a timeout for its posting because she is smoking hot!




<edit -- bikini removed, not my rules, sorry... modrapos>
2/16/2015 9:20:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Yes please!
2/16/2015 9:43:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey now !
2/16/2015 9:52:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Thank you PWA
2/16/2015 10:10:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Strictly for "research" purposes
2/16/2015 10:13:06 PM EDT
[#7]
This is kind of awkward that you guys are posting pics and talking about dating my girlfriend.I thought we were all friends here
2/16/2015 10:15:23 PM EDT
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Does she have a sister?
2/16/2015 10:46:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Here, let me GD it for you:

Pointy elbows
Eyes too close
Man hands
Hulk
Screen door
Drum set
Blah
Blah
Blah

I don't think its a tarp tho
2/17/2015 6:52:48 AM EDT
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Here, let me GD it for you:



Pointy elbows

Eyes too close

Man hands

Hulk

Screen door

Drum set

Blah

Blah

Blah



I don't think its a tarp tho
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Hahaha !

 





2/17/2015 7:36:52 AM EDT
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Here, let me GD it for you:

Pointy elbows
Eyes too close
Man hands
Hulk
Screen door
Drum set
Blah
Blah
Blah

I don't think its a tarp tho
Hahaha !  






Let's face facts a sizable portion of GD have never been with a woman.
The old saying applies "Ye casts out and disparages what Ye finds foreign and unknown"
2/18/2015 10:16:50 AM EDT
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Does she have a sister?




I'm partial to brunettes myself. I really didn't need to see that episode where she was snorkeling wearing a thong.









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2/18/2015 11:23:05 AM EDT
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I am aware that this photo may be too much for GD, but I am willing to take a timeout for its posting because she is smoking hot!

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Quoted to make things harder for the Puritan than has to clean this thread up.
Damn would do



<edit --- that's nice, yours will be the first post I clean up..... modrapos>
2/18/2015 1:57:23 PM EDT
[#14]
Beautiful girl. Could watch her all day.

But her voice.

A five minute conversation... No, strike that. 30 SECONDS of listening to her voice, makes me cringe and lose all focus on my behavior. Woody Woodpecker is okay for an animated, fictional character... But not in the flesh.

Shush, sweetie. Just smile and be pretty, okay?



You know why men like blow jobs so much, right?

Because it's fifteen minutes of SILENCE!




2/18/2015 2:16:41 PM EDT
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Does she have a sister?


She  does but "Her" name is George-etta.  "She" enjoys fantasizing about animated characters,reselling 22lr, dressing up in furry costumes, cartoon poneys and General Discussion boards on internet gun sites.