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8/3/2016 5:03:38 PM EDT
You know a lot of people have been asking me about my username and what it means. All I can really say is it's one of those things where if you have to ask, you wouldn't get it. I was branded with this label early in my career as my reputation preceded me after a series of 'conquests' and folklore. To this day when I'm out and about I still hear women saying to one another, "Oh! Is that the famous Midnight Hammer!??" "I've heard about him!", etc.




I can't help but wonder what the background is for some of your usernames.




Midnight Hammer out

 
8/3/2016 7:50:25 PM EDT
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My name is Slim Shady!

Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!
8/3/2016 11:12:18 PM EDT
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My name is.. what? My name is.. who?
8/4/2016 8:30:26 AM EDT
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I figured you aquired it listening to MC Hammer on your way home from the bar and didn't figure it was polite to make fun of it.  
8/5/2016 11:58:46 AM EDT
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My name is.. what? My name is.. who?

I figured you aquired it listening to MC Hammer on your way home from the bar and didn't figure it was polite to make fun of it.  



No that nickname was pee-wee!!!


They said give them 13 inches and make it hurt, so he poked them 3 times and punched them in the face!!!


(Sorry dude! Had to run with the joke)
8/7/2016 10:55:04 AM EDT
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No that nickname was pee-wee!!!


They said give them 13 inches and make it hurt, so he poked them 3 times and punched them in the face!!!


(Sorry dude! Had to run with the joke)
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My name is Slim Shady!

Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!
My name is.. what? My name is.. who?

I figured you aquired it listening to MC Hammer on your way home from the bar and didn't figure it was polite to make fun of it.  



No that nickname was pee-wee!!!


They said give them 13 inches and make it hurt, so he poked them 3 times and punched them in the face!!!


(Sorry dude! Had to run with the joke)

My neighbors son is named MC Hammers. Micheal Charlie Hammers We called him Moped Charlie well you get the picture.
8/7/2016 9:53:32 PM EDT
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I thought it Assholius Maximus!
8/8/2016 12:09:58 AM EDT
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I thought it Assholius Maximus!



No my wife calls me that!!!
8/8/2016 8:11:15 PM EDT
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No my wife calls me that!!!
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Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!

I thought it Assholius Maximus!



No my wife calls me that!!!

She shows you no mercy after a hard nights work at the truck stop?
8/9/2016 12:30:22 PM EDT
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I thought it Assholius Maximus!
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Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!

I thought it Assholius Maximus!


They might call him that if he had spent time in prison.

I always knew him as fartus stinkus.
8/9/2016 4:05:42 PM EDT
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I thought midnight hammer was a gay pornstar name..... wah wah wahhhh  
8/9/2016 8:52:50 PM EDT
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My name is Slim Shady!

Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!

I thought it Assholius Maximus!



No my wife calls me that!!!

She shows you no mercy after a hard nights work at the truck stop?



She's evil!!
8/9/2016 8:53:28 PM EDT
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They might call him that if he had spent time in prison.

I always knew him as fartus stinkus.
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My name is Slim Shady!

Back in Roman Times they called me Bigus Dickus!!!

I thought it Assholius Maximus!


They might call him that if he had spent time in prison.

I always knew him as fartus stinkus.


Whatever you say there "badus Breathus"!!! Lol
8/9/2016 10:33:02 PM EDT
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Well, it does pay better ;)
8/9/2016 10:46:55 PM EDT
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Well, it does pay better ;)
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Well, it does pay better ;)

Money or jollies?
8/10/2016 12:05:03 PM EDT
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Both.......
8/10/2016 9:07:42 PM EDT
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Does it beat the truck stop?