Posted: 10/31/2011 2:30:36 PM EDT
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Even now as I write this, Chuck is stuffing magazines and laying out guns all over his house just in case some zombies get past his nearest neighbor 17 miles away.
Ndenway has loaded up on Cialis, Viagra, and condoms just in case he finds that bus load of desperately horny zombie women tonight. Patriciacudd is getting ready for the massive hordes of truck drivers descending on his favorite truck stop. You can imagine what he's doing to get prepped. 
Fister is about to finish the trench and mine field around his house between snacking on the popcorn balls his wife has made for the trick or treaters. Lifestar is gonna circle the city watching from the sky with his NV goggles. He may occasionally light someone up on the road to scare the hell out of them. Larman is gonna put on his jarhead uniform and stand at attention on his porch just to scare off the zombies. He's ugly enough to get it done.... Seansworth is gonna get intimate with a fire hydrant for a Halloween prank. (He likes that kind of stuff.  )
I'm just gonna answer the door and throw candy bars at all the little zombies that come knocking. 
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I'm actually waiting for the slutty milf's, not zombies, they bite and I'm not into getting bit. Hopefully I coined a new term (probably not though  ). At SKKY Bar in bricktown this weekend...saw some milfs then some "head turners" as in "look away as fast as you can!!!," which I dubbed the milNOTs.... Idk it was funny at the time
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I'm actually waiting for the slutty milf's, not zombies, they bite and I'm not into getting bit. Hopefully I coined a new term (probably not though ). At SKKY Bar in bricktown this weekend...saw some milfs then some "head turners" as in "look away as fast as you can!!!," which I dubbed the milNOTs.... Idk it was funny at the time yeah man, it was only funny at the time, milnot's canned milk. I almost always go for the "head turners" that way I'm rarely disappointed and occasionaly plesantly surprised. because milfs always got a "head turner" with them that the milf thinks makes her look better, occassionaly a intoxicated milf gets jealeous when she sees you speaking with her "head turner" friend instead of her so she comes over to "steal" you away from her "head turner" friend and voila, you end up with the milf, and she wakes up the next morning regretting she ever even heard of tequilla. and if you don't get the milf, and if you're lucky you end up with the "head turner", so it's a win/win type situation for you, and if you don't end up with the "head turner", go to a different bar, figure on an approx 1:30 ratio of success. |
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I am gonna stand in the window and jerk off! That'll keep them away!!!!!!!!! yeah, higgi that most likely will keep them at bay, and call in the fuzz hot with billyclubs and tazers. OOOO Baby..... I like the rough stuff!!!! you're going to be a big hit with your fellow inmates |
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I am gonna stand in the window and jerk off! That'll keep them away!!!!!!!!! yeah, higgi that most likely will keep them at bay, and call in the fuzz hot with billyclubs and tazers. OOOO Baby..... I like the rough stuff!!!! you're going to be a big hit with your fellow inmates You mean the truck drivers that aren't lined up for patrickcudd tonight? 
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I have had a ton of trick-or-treaters tonight! I had one that scared the shit out of me though...... The door bell rang, I opened it expecting a cute little princess or zombie...... Then I saw the scariest thing I've seen in months....... Fister's ugly mug!! I nearly shat myself!
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I have had a ton of trick-or-treaters tonight! I had one that scared the shit out of me though...... The door bell rang, I opened it expecting a cute little princess or zombie...... Then I saw the scariest thing I've seen in months....... Fister's ugly mug!! I nearly shat myself! "The horror, the horror" 
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I have had a ton of trick-or-treaters tonight! I had one that scared the shit out of me though...... The door bell rang, I opened it expecting a cute little princess or zombie...... Then I saw the scariest thing I've seen in months....... Fister's ugly mug!! I nearly shat myself! OH LAWD!!!! Poor fella! 
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