Posted: 9/22/2011 7:23:21 PM EDT
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Did you know....
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. 
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What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice Caps! What do sonowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers! How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange? Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus. What's the difference between a walrus and a banana? You'd better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus... |
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Did you say ice in your cooze? don't like fridged chick neither You mean just the ones that aren't breathing. 
Then again, maybe not. 
that's just down right fucking wrong, no necrophilla allowed, that's a crime against God and nature 
Oh for the love of God stop! Half my ex-girlfriends were like fucking the living dead! Necrophilia would no different for me as I am concerned! Maybe better! I woul;d've had to talk to the bitch anymore after that. 
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Did you say ice in your cooze? don't like fridged chick neither You mean just the ones that aren't breathing.
Then again, maybe not.
that's just down right fucking wrong, no necrophilla allowed, that's a crime against God and nature
Oh for the love of God stop! Half my ex-girlfriends were like fucking the living dead! Necrophilia would no different for me as I am concerned! Maybe better! I woul;d've had to talk to the bitch anymore after that. I heard you had a thing for zombie women.... 
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Did you say ice in your cooze? don't like fridged chick neither You mean just the ones that aren't breathing.
Then again, maybe not.
that's just down right fucking wrong, no necrophilla allowed, that's a crime against God and nature
Oh for the love of God stop! Half my ex-girlfriends were like fucking the living dead! Necrophilia would no different for me as I am concerned! Maybe better! I woul;d've had to talk to the bitch anymore after that. man, when you were rolling off, did they ask if you'd started yet; and as far as talking to them, did you miss the ethics class that said you don't have to talk to a woman anymore after she's put out? 
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