Posted: 10/24/2007 1:29:24 AM EDT
Man i just had one of the craziest f'n dreams ever. The noise from the shotgun blast was so damn loud in my dream that i jumped completely out of bed and landed on my feet wide ass awake  That had to be one of the tripiest dreams i've had in a cpl yrs  I think just about everyone i've met off the OKHTF was in it along with several i haven't met in peron yet now i'm really curious what BB,Sister,HF look like in real life......... BB you dance good in my dream and i danced better than i do in real life  rofl really wierd but the JBT's found out "law just don't go round hear" 
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I was wondering where Sister was yesterday after reading some posts here. Last time I saw her was when the issue of which we do not speak occurred. You are a mess!!  If I was dancing in your dream, then it wasn't really a dream -- it was a nightmare!! And if you had shared those drugs with me like I asked instead of bogeying them then you wouldn't be having nightmares!  Oh, look . . . there is it . . . sure been around a lot!  Silly JBTs . . . laws are for breaking . . . didn't they get the memo? |
We had rented a whole bar (someplace) i'd never been and had hired Ray wylie Hubbard to play it was for your birthday....... Naturally people tryied to show up that shouldn't have shit got completely out of hand damn what a dream........ BB did i ever tell you bout the time i went to see the greatful dead in san francisco (actually think it was oakland iirc now) and woke up 3-4 days later in washington state with no recolection of how i got their ...... they had some good mushroom soup in the parkin lot sometimes(when i have nightmares) i think that shit might have side effects HMMM maybee that was a dream of another dimension and never really hapened in this reality............. Their it is
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If only GC hadn't saved me from myself . . . I lost a pair of jeans once.  Seriously, I went dancing and I had them on (I swear!!) Woke up at home, by myself  , but my jeans were gone and never seen again. Since I lived in Tishomingo at the time, and never locked my door I often wonder if Bigfoot came in outta the woods and got them while I was asleep. 
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If that is who I think it is, you do have a good man!  |
(if I can hold on to him) And my girlfriends well.. its like they say sometimes girls just wanna have fun!
God help her now....
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Shit, Habs, I am OLD enough to be your momma!! GC is fond of telling me (quite often, as a matter of fact) that he had to grab me by the hair to pull me up outta the gutter. (I was hangin' with a worthless piece of crap biker when I met him.) GC had 2 things going for him -- 1) he was sooo damn cute in that uniform and 2) he has a pension   (And yeah, he knows the score -- but that's okay -- I bring my own unique set of talents to the table.  )Hey, a girl's priorities change over time, ya know!! |
LOL !! Has your darling bride picked up any new guns lately? Where's AC ? -- he starts a thread like this and then drops off the face of the earth. That's no fun!!
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BB, I finally figured you out. You hold a grudge if someone disagrees with you ONCE. I hate to find out what happens on the second occasion. 
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uh.........bunny you wern't at the ballroom in paulsvalley that night were you?
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 I love people like you who think they know it all!! They make it so much easier to prove that women really are more intelligent!! 
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 Naw, Nden, I have a feeling I would have remembered getting lucky with a big ol' Nden fella with a wicked bad sense of humor!!!
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I never brought up the issue of women vs men, just that we had disagreed on one issue. And I never said I knew it all. I've not aimed any personal insult like that at you. BB, I would not have thought you to be vindictive and petty. Whether you believe it or not, I'm very disappointed. I'm sure you could care less, too. 
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Sadly, she has not. I freely admit to being a lousy husband though. ETA: I have today off, so I cleaned the kitchen. I wrote a story about it, and sold the rights to a production company in Hollywood. It will be called The Kitchenshank Redemption.
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Hahaha!! I really don't see that!! You are such a stinker!! GC has the day off also, so we have been just hanging out!!
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I'm sorry darlin i got sidetracked dealing with the bigfootards Tell GC i said "lets be carefull out their"........ hell we've been informed by the most reliable of sorces theirs a whole new species that makes manly men pee their pants Ask GC how i'm not suposed to call bs when someone tells me that nonsense I just don't have the patience for the interweb sometimes........ BTW I think someone needs a little cheese to go with all his wine'n give'm hell BB
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How's it going, ACman? By the way, you misspelled "wine'n. It's spelled "whining". Glad to help you out there. Don't bother thanking me.
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I knew you were out fighting the good fight!!
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Dude i'd splain it to you but if you beleive in bigfoot and think try'n to correct someones spelling makes you cool their really wouldn't be a point........ If you ever decide to go down on the river and give enlglish lessons let me know..... i'd like to see how that works out for ya  |
