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Posted: 2/19/2006 1:37:10 AM EDT
large women and short skirts?, had this 6', 170lbs tree trunked legged red headed white chick just come into the casino wearing a very tight top, micro mini and knee boots, tan hose and as far as I could tell she either didn't have any panties on or the thong she's wearing is invisible, bout every three to five steps the hem line rides up to the middle of her ass, talk about seeing at least 8" of hail damaged cheeks, and I know what ya'lls thinking, "why did you look then if she was disgusting?", well because its like a train wreck with dead people laying around, you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself, besides, if I was drinking and snagin, she'd be eligible material,

cause ya'll know how guys are, there could be 5 dudes standing around and some one eyed, peg legged 4 foot nothing 450lbs toothless chick that looks like the michlen man's sister wearing a polka dotted 10 sizes to small dress and smells like an onion sweat factory walks in the bar, and one of those dudes would say "eh.....I'd hit it",

see there, just typing this, I just bout talked myself into going back on the floor and looking for her, ya'll know what I always say, doesn't matter what a chick looks like on the outside, they always look better naked, and if they don't, then you either need to drink more or use the light switch.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 5:36:55 AM EDT
I'd rather go to bed alone than to do anything that aweful, but then I have a beautiful, sweet, smart, and sexy wife who LUVES me too. Went out yesterday, dinner & movie & drinks & I got lucky. Found a quarter on the floor at the movies.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:17:53 AM EDT
thats the first time I've heard of "hail damaged cheeks" and it really describes those cottage cheese asses to a "T".
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:23:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:
I'd rather go to bed alone than to do anything that aweful, but then I have a beautiful, sweet, smart, and sexy wife who LUVES me too. Went out yesterday, dinner & movie & drinks & I got lucky. Found a quarter on the floor at the movies.




yeah man, but if you set your standards too high, it gets to become few and far between, cause a picky guy don't get laid very often, or to use another euphinizm, not everybody can afford a harley, some have to make do with a yamaha moped.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 6:27:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dodgeballz:
thats the first time I've heard of "hail damaged cheeks" and it really describes those cottage cheese asses to a "T".



well I always prefered to say "Hail damage" as opposed to "cottage cheese", because even though cottage cheese comes in small and large curd it will never appear equal a bad case of hail damage on a 71' pinto's trunk lid.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:48:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:
I'd rather go to bed alone than to do anything that aweful, but then I have a beautiful, sweet, smart, and sexy wife who LUVES me too. Went out yesterday, dinner & movie & drinks & I got lucky. Found a quarter on the floor at the movies.




yeah man, but if you set your standards too high, it gets to become few and far between, cause a picky guy don't get laid very often, or to use another euphinizm, not everybody can afford a harley, some have to make do with a yamaha moped.



My standards have always been high because the beautiful ones make better memories, ha. You know I'm right too. I luv good memories.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 8:58:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:
I'd rather go to bed alone than to do anything that aweful, but then I have a beautiful, sweet, smart, and sexy wife who LUVES me too. Went out yesterday, dinner & movie & drinks & I got lucky. Found a quarter on the floor at the movies.




yeah man, but if you set your standards too high, it gets to become few and far between, cause a picky guy don't get laid very often, or to use another euphinizm, not everybody can afford a harley, some have to make do with a yamaha moped.



My standards have always been high because the beautiful ones make better memories, ha. You know I'm right too. I luv good memories.




Bad memories are better then no memories. IMO
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 9:20:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1dreamer:

My standards have always been high because the beautiful ones make better memories, ha. You know I'm right too. I luv good memories.




man, any memory can be good or bad, its all in how you choose to look back at it, take this for example, you and your road dogs are out snaggin' and you hook up with a skank, yor buddies memories will be of a bad encounter, your memory of the situation will be good because you got laid and they didn't, doesn't matter how she looks, cause getting laid is getting laid.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:19:20 AM EDT
Who wants to wake up from a NIGHTMARE? Its all about control. Either you have it or you don't, not that you can't get it. (talking about control here)ha. When you think about every choice you make is its because of what you believe. I believe that if in doubt about something just say no. The red flags you see flying is a warning, remember Fatal Atraction (Michael & Glen Close) & she was no dog either.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 4:27:12 AM EDT
I like them psyco chicks, they play for keeps, but that just adds variety.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:25:11 AM EDT
Keep you standards low, makes for a LOT more fun in life. I am married now, but had 5 years of internet dating with much, much success. There is just something about the chase........
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:44:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
Keep you standards low, makes for a LOT more fun in life. I am married now, but had 5 years of internet dating with much, much success. There is just something about the chase........



Cahses are good....just be careful of what you catch! hahahaha
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 8:11:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
Keep you standards low, makes for a LOT more fun in life. I am married now, but had 5 years of internet dating with much, much success. There is just something about the chase........



Cahses are good....just be careful of what you catch! hahahaha




hey Rat, heres a brain teaser for you, why do dogs chase cars?, they can't drive one when they catch it,

or heres an easier one, why do they put fences around graveyards? when the people on the outside are dying to get in and the people on the inside can't get out.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:10:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/20/2006 6:12:47 PM EDT by AMD63]

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
large women and short skirts?, had this 6', 170lbs tree trunked legged red headed white chick just come into the casino wearing a very tight top, micro mini and knee boots, tan hose and as far as I could tell she either didn't have any panties on or the thong she's wearing is invisible, bout every three to five steps the hem line rides up to the middle of her ass, talk about seeing at least 8" of hail damaged cheeks,





I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!!!
What's real funny is I work at the Bordertown casino in security,
(by Miami Oklahoma)
and I swear I've seen her,or a damn close representation of that!!!
And the whole train wreck thing is soooo true,you just can't help but look!!
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:32:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AMD63:

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
large women and short skirts?, had this 6', 170lbs tree trunked legged red headed white chick just come into the casino wearing a very tight top, micro mini and knee boots, tan hose and as far as I could tell she either didn't have any panties on or the thong she's wearing is invisible, bout every three to five steps the hem line rides up to the middle of her ass, talk about seeing at least 8" of hail damaged cheeks,





I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!!!
What's real funny is I work at the Bordertown casino in security,
(by Miami Oklahoma)
and I swear I've seen her,or a damn close representation of that!!!
And the whole train wreck thing is soooo true,you just can't help but look!!




working in a casino is about the easiest job I ever had, when I worked security it was even easier, and man when the drunk chicks are there it can be really fun, beer girls too, I kinda miss working security, its the only job I ever had where I could come to work and take my agression out on people, the job still has it moments, but I don't get to have the same kinda fun as I used too.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:18:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
Keep you standards low, makes for a LOT more fun in life. I am married now, but had 5 years of internet dating with much, much success. There is just something about the chase........



Cahses are good....just be careful of what you catch! hahahaha




hey Rat, heres a brain teaser for you, why do dogs chase cars?, they can't drive one when they catch it,

or heres an easier one, why do they put fences around graveyards? when the people on the outside are dying to get in and the people on the inside can't get out.



I don't know the answers....


Originally Posted By Ndenway:
doesn't matter what a chick looks like on the outside, they always look better naked, and if they don't, then you either need to drink more or use the light switch.



Sometimes there's just not enough alcohol and sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 1:53:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
doesn't matter what a chick looks like on the outside, they always look better naked, and if they don't, then you either need to drink more or use the light switch.



Sometimes there's just not enough alcohol and sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough!!



why do you think LSD and shades were invented?

Link Posted: 2/22/2006 2:48:17 PM EDT
Whats this about cute beer girls....ages and sportiness please. You know about how big an ole boy I am....are they like my size n stuff? If so, tellem you know an ole boy who's in need a good woman. And if she turns out to not be a good woman well she'll be a notch on the ole headboard then, I won't turn too much down in my never ending search for a good woman for me.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:43:17 PM EDT
most of the really very good looking ones we had, have either quit or got fired, but the ones that are left arn't bad looking, couple of them are kinda stuck up, can't understand why?, their not that good looking to be as stuck up as they act, all of them are way outta your league though........well I'll take that back, there is one bout your speed, she's got all her teeth, 5'7" 135lbs, very nice body for a chick in her mid fifties, and a face to defend all of it, plus she likes young dudes with the same build as her.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:45:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
most of the really very good looking ones we had, have either quit or got fired, but the ones that are left arn't bad looking, couple of them are kinda stuck up, can't understand why?, their not that good looking to be as stuck up as they act, all of them are way outta your league though........well I'll take that back, there is one bout your speed, she's got all her teeth, 5'7" 135lbs, very nice body for a chick in her mid fifties, and a face to defend all of it, plus she likes young dudes with the same build as her.



Well hey! I might have to go to T-Bird Casino for a little bit this weekend.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:08:19 PM EDT
well I'll be there, less the new boss takes offence to the paperwork I turned in monday morning.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:24:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
well I'll be there, less the new boss takes offence to the paperwork I turned in monday morning.



ruh roh!!
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 7:27:38 PM EDT
eh..I ain't sweatin' it, I think I'll out last this current director also (forth one since sept.), he's the one that'll have to fade the heat for anything coming outta my reports, he gave us part of his duties to do, so I did them as if it were me in his position, if he passes them along as I wrote them, they'll be some questions asked, but if he don't then there won't, doesn't matter anyway, if they shitcan me, I've made up my mind to draw unemployment for the first time ever in over 20 years of working, the guys they canned in Dec. are drawing $80 less than what they took home working, and their gonna draw that for 26 weeks.
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