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Posted: 2/16/2006 4:15:51 AM EDT
is a dog!
Gotta start something back up! This place is getting a little boring.
So here's a joke in Rat's honor. It cuts unions so I don't care for it. But it is funny.

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would
expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it." the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her." He said.

”I'm sure you would, sir." said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 5:05:35 PM EDT
fucking unions
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 6:10:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
fucking unions


only you, Brother L, only you would have seen that right away!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:27:32 PM EDT
Yeah I'ma dog, and if given the chance I'd hike my leg over your shoes!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:26:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
Yeah I'ma dog, and if given the chance I'd hike my leg over your shoes!


Hell, that's worse than having your ankles bitten!

I think there was a movie called Used Cars that had a beagle that pissed on the car mechanic everytime h went to sleep under the cars.
It was funnier than hell!
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 7:42:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

I think there was a movie called Used CarsIt was funnier than hell!




used cars............uummmmmmmm.....Teri Garr.
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