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Posted: 2/4/2006 3:00:20 PM EDT
PENDING MARRIAGE
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car........



Link Posted: 2/4/2006 3:26:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 4:50:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 5:17:19 PM EDT
so did you get to bone her or not?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:11:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jeff_1:
so did you get to bone her or not?



The sister, the mother, the cousins.... Just call me "Rat"!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:16:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Jeff_1:
so did you get to bone her or not?



The sister, the mother, the cousins.... Just call me "Rat"!



I need to meet this family
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:43:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Jeff_1:
so did you get to bone her or not?



The sister, the mother, the cousins.... Just call me "Rat"!



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