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Posted: 2/2/2006 2:43:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2006 2:44:35 PM EDT by 1shott]


I hear you work part time in proctologist office?


As a Spread and Lube boy.....



I was put up to this by someone, take a wild guess.......
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:17:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:


I hear you work part time in proctologist office?


As a Spread and Lube boy.....



I was put up to this by someone, take a wild guess.......



Huh?, I'da guessed that Rat was the candy striper that brought the patient to the room and layed the examination gear out, when everything was layed out and ready, he'd turn around and bend over the table, grin and say in a loud pitched voice "examine away", when it was over, he'd muse, "thats the first finger wave I ever had with two hands on my shoulders". .

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:31:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By 1shott:


I hear you work part time in proctologist office?


As a Spread and Lube boy.....



I was put up to this by someone, take a wild guess.......



Huh?, I'da guessed that Rat was the candy striper that brought the patient to the room and layed the examination gear out, when everything was layed out and ready, he'd turn around and bend over the table, grin and say in a loud pitched voice "examine away", when it was over, he'd muse, "thats the first finger wave I ever had with two hands on my shoulders". flymeaway.net/images/finger.gif.

MLW>"<



You know waaaay too much about that!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 3:37:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:


I hear you work part time in proctologist office?


As a Spread and Lube boy.....



I was put up to this by someone, take a wild guess.......



Would I do something that low???????
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 4:56:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By 1shott:


I hear you work part time in proctologist office?


As a Spread and Lube boy.....



I was put up to this by someone, take a wild guess.......



Would I do something that low???????





Yes, Yes you would.....

Remember I get to come out this fall and shoot one of them big bucks...
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 5:50:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

You know waaaay too much about that!



I learned how to do those kinda examinations when I was a praticing ob/gyn, and not just playing one on TV.

Link Posted: 2/2/2006 6:08:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

You know waaaay too much about that!



I learned how to do those kinda examinations when I was a praticing ob/gyn, and not just playing one on TV.




I bet you used a real live probe, too!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 6:10:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

You know waaaay too much about that!



I learned how to do those kinda examinations when I was a praticing ob/gyn, and not just playing one on TV.




I bet you used a real live probe, too!



ribbed for her pleasure.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 6:13:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Ndenway:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

You know waaaay too much about that!



I learned how to do those kinda examinations when I was a praticing ob/gyn, and not just playing one on TV.




I bet you used a real live probe, too!



ribbed for her pleasure.



Warm and steamy to boot!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 7:05:07 PM EDT
Keep it up and we're knuckle dancin! All you old farts pick a number and we'll do it mano y mano....thats the way John Wayne would've done it.
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 7:09:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
Keep it up and we're knuckle dancin! All you old farts pick a number and we'll do it mano y mano....thats the way John Wayne would've done it.



I thought about you today, Rat when I went to visit Old Bud at the nursing home! What a time you would have there with all those lonely, old ladies in wheel chairs!
Now that was SICK!
Link Posted: 2/2/2006 7:26:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
Keep it up and we're knuckle dancin! ....thats the way John Wayne would've done it.




I don't like John Wayne, he killed more indians than small pox.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 8:05:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46: I thought about you today, Rat


I thought about you today as well....when I was taking a dump, I peeked in and I could've swore I saw you in the bowl lookin up at me!! With that said..... Dan, keep yer Brokeback Mountain gayness to yourself!!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:03:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:
old ladies in wheel chairs!




At least he might be able to catch them......unless they were headed down hill!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:25:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By danc46:
old ladies in wheel chairs!




At least he might be able to catch them......unless they were headed down hill!



WHAT THE?? Pat is even gettin in on this intentonal deliberate uncalled for flame thread about me?? All ya'll suck!!! And ya know what....I'm young, I could easily catch them dang wheelchairs!! Dan would be the one, with his bumb knees, that wouldn't be able to! And Dan, you have bad shoulders as well....I'm beginning to think that yer knees n shoulders are BrokeBack Mountain injuries.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 11:47:25 AM EDT
Nope, it came from opening too many cans of whup-ass!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 3:54:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By danc46:
old ladies in wheel chairs!




At least he might be able to catch them......unless they were headed down hill!



WHAT THE?? Pat is even gettin in on this intentonal deliberate uncalled for flame thread about me?? All ya'll suck!!! And ya know what....I'm young, I could easily catch them dang wheelchairs!! Dan would be the one, with his bumb knees, that wouldn't be able to! And Dan, you have bad shoulders as well....I'm beginning to think that yer knees n shoulders are BrokeBack Mountain injuries.



Now THAT is funny!!!!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:36:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
And ya know what....I'm young, I could easily catch them dang wheelchairs!



And I am sure you would! Probably the best action you can get!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:41:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/3/2006 6:42:04 PM EDT by RatTerrier]

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
And ya know what....I'm young, I could easily catch them dang wheelchairs!



And I am sure you would! Probably the best action you can get!



I wouldn't need viagra or that other pill to get the General ready for action either, old man!
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 6:53:53 PM EDT
HaHa, I been with some chicks, that had I been slightly soberer, I don't even thing viagra would have helped, but as it were I had been drinking heavily, so there wasn't a problem, till I sobered up, and by then it was too late and didn't phase me for the second round, although I am now probably scar'd for life, at least I left in a joyfull but somber mood.
Link Posted: 2/3/2006 7:10:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
I wouldn't need viagra or that other pill to get the General ready for action either, old man!



Thinking of those old ladies in wheel chairs does it for your "General" huh?
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 4:22:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
I wouldn't need viagra or that other pill to get the General ready for action either, old man!



Thinking of those old ladies in wheel chairs does it for your "General" huh?



If need be....like I said before....18 to 80, blind cripled or crazy.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 4:39:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:
I wouldn't need viagra or that other pill to get the General ready for action either, old man!



Thinking of those old ladies in wheel chairs does it for your "General" huh?



If need be....like I said before....18 to 80, blind cripled or crazy.




I much prefer, drunk, desperate and horny.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 5:31:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

A hole is a hole....




Oh man, That is just plain wrong! You'd do okay in prison though!
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 6:58:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

A hole is a hole....




Oh man, That is just plain wrong! You'd do okay in prison though!



BrokeBackPat, you've got the wrong person man! That was Vanilla Ice that said that crap, not me.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 7:38:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patrickcudd:

Originally Posted By RatTerrier:

A hole is a hole....




Oh man, That is just plain wrong! You'd do okay in prison though!




HaHa!,........ brokeback prison, the other side of the mountain, where small young whiteboys are called sheep by the woolies.
Link Posted: 2/4/2006 1:30:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/4/2006 1:30:29 PM EDT by sherrick13]
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