Posted: 11/10/2005 3:15:29 PM EDT
man, I went to my mom and pops house this evening and they were eating fried salt pork, rice, beans and frybread, had a bit of chopped onion,pepper and tomatoes spooned over the top, soul food the blks call it, guess I'm full of soul right now, I'll be walking the casino floor farting like mad later tonight, hope they stink, if they do I'll walk into the security office and rip a few loose and shut the door and hold it shut.
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Growing up we had beans and cornbread a lot. Military families sometimes don't have much money for groceries. I HATED beans and cornbread as a kid. Now my mouth waters thinking about beans, ham, chow-chow, and cornbread! After eating beans, I have to sleep outside at night in a non-smoking area. I sound like I have a bugle in my back pocket. Ndenway, I know your farts have gotta stink somethin' terrible when your mom throws out ice cream that has been in the same house you farted in!  They may declare you a WMD if you fart in that casino! 
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| well when I'm bored at work, which is pretty often now days, I like to walk down a crowded isle and fart then post up and watch the expressions on peoples faces, its a whole lot better to fart on security, they are bunch of pussies working that dept. nowdays and their always hanging around the office instead of walking the floor like their supposed to, plus the door on their office opens outward, so what I do is let out a few SBD [fart sniper style] or just rip'em out which ever I feel like then shut the door and jamb a wedge under it where they can't get out, the dispatcher and surveillance gets a good laugh outta it. |