Posted: 6/16/2004 1:37:11 PM EDT
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I listen to Bill Bennett on XM radio (America Right Channel 166) every morning on my way into work. He told a joke this morning that I thought I'd share: A suicide bomber is getting ready to commit his final deed. He clutches his Koran envisioning the 72 virgins he will receive upon death. He then goes to a crowded area and blows himself up. The next thing he knows he feels himself floating. He can't help but think about how beautifule the virgins will be when he looks up and sees George Washington kick him in the head. Then James Monroe kicks him in the balls. Followed up by Thomas Jefferson clubbing a crowbar over his head. In between blows he cries out "where are my 72 virgins?" Woodrow Wilson replies between bat blows to the bombers knee caps, "There was a typo in the Koran, it should have read 'you will be greeted by 72 Virginians, not virgins!" |
