Posted: 8/20/2005 1:43:03 AM EDT
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Little Tommy was in the 4th grade class when the teacher asked the >children what their fathers did for a living. > >All the typical answers cam up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...Tommy >was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about >his father. > >"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, >he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for >money. > >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other >children to work on some coloring, and took little Tommy aside to ask >him, "Is that really true about your father?" > >" No," said Tommy, " He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to >say so." > > > >GO SOX |
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Good luck in October, I'm a Cub fan . Went to "The Bartman Game" I hope your shortstop doesn't choke like Gonzo did. Looks like were going to Wrigley for the Buffett concert. Well the wife is going to Wrigley with co-worker, I will be on a roof top listening. The Sux , oops , HAHAHa finally selling out tickets, HAHAHAHa , used to be only when the Cubs played on the south side . As a basaeball fan I will the you this, "Five outs away doesn't a world series make" and " Don't bring a bat to a gun fight. Will the Sox choke? Probably , they are from Chicago, hope daley has a stroke. 
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LOL. I could give a shit if all baseball teams went out of business tomorrow, but that was damn funny!! 
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