Posted: 8/27/2007 6:38:50 PM EDT
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Shit! It's Burning Man season again. Anybody want to take a guess as to who's house the vast, vast majority of these fucking mouthbreathers drive past on the way to Black Rock? Maybe I should set up a Reefer Inspection Station before the lake, put up a billboard that says that there's some bad bud going around and that it'll have to be like, inspected and shit before I can let it out onto the playa. Or we could do the fun thing and make a bunch of tie-dye scarecrows and impale them every ten yards on each side of the highway for a mile. Who's down with starting a collection so I (and the other Northie members) can build up some scarecrows? |
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I encountered one of them Black Rock hippies this last weekend. I took a trip and stayed in Alamo the first night, while I was fueling up I went inside to get some snacks and had what I thought was a young homeless guy in front of me in line. I thought nothing of it and paid for my stuff and left. The next day I found myself all the way in Ely and as I'm walking into the Hotel Nevada a homeless man says something right to me but I didn't make out what he said. I looked behind me and saw he was talking to me so I asked what he said again and he said "You must be going to the same place I'm going", I answered "hardly" and asked why he said that. He told me he was the guy in front of me the night before at the gas station in "some town", I asked if it was Alamo and he said he didn't know but he knows it was me. I said ok I remembered him and asked him where he was going, he said Burning Man, we talked a bit and parted ways. That is weird though as Alamo and Ely are far apart and we took different highways to get there, he took 93, I took 318-6. 
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LMAO, The 'Burners' have been thick(it's there migratory time of Moo or Bleating) and over 40,000 plus expected so I've been told on the Playa,I could never understand WTF why you want to go into a place a mass majority of those there are Screwed out of there Skulls(OK that's a given) and not responsible for whatever happens,Yes Yippy Skippy Be Free Be Free! run around naked and claim your freedom as a free spirit and burn that Scrotum(I'm being respectful to the ladies who post here) Hell I hear Obama and Hillary will be flown in for a debate by moderator Pelosi on ' who can fart a flaming Banana out there arse for distance and originality' The Burners love that kind of stuff and carefree as there culture is how many realley comeback with that ' I am now Enlightened sense' of what?,,,,you know as in uhh theres some stuff on my weiner,Tasted just like Broccoli,Don't you dare tell! she thinks I like women(goes both ways),I swear she said she was 18 and Hey Man I think I got some bad Extasy I'm Freaking out! Yeah,I'll be out there with my VW Bus,,, Lickity Split  The Circus is in Full Motion |
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I remember when I worked in Lake Tahoe, and in '92, the Grateful Dead played at Squaw Valley Ski resort. Both the West and North shores of Lake Tahoe, along with Truckee were at a complete standstill due to traffic snarls. I was working that weekend, and when a case of trouble came in, I just couldnt get to the location, so they had to wait until Monday to get service. Alot of pissed customers, but what you gonna do???, push some deadhead bus out of the way?? I never want to be in traffic like that again. |
[ sarcasm]UUh like hey man can you tell me if I'm in Kalifornia? UUUH like where am I at? you have a map, like I'm lost man......directions what directions? you mean theres No Squaw in Squaw Valley to like give me directions? But ya' know what it's quite true(certain percentage anyway) Hey man wheres the Burn?heard about it never been there,,,,could'nt find this place called Nuvauda,,,hey dude heres a Herped/slobbery hootie help a Brother out?[sarcasm off] As the World Burns |
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The big kicker was all them "deadheads", with their filthy dreadlocks, washing their hair out of the same 5 gallon bucket (never changed the water) in the McDonald's parking lot in Tahoe city!! Must have been 20 of them, all in an old yellow school bus with "flowers" painted on the sides!! It was very comical. |
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Im so glad im not working at Jiffy Lube still for that shit. When the burn comes round seems like every heaping shitbox within 100 miles comes in. Caked in that fine dust, barely running, oiling the road as its going. Rape wagons pained up, little cars with skulls and beads all over, and fucking bigass delivery trucks with pictures on the side. One memorable one was last year when a delivery truck came in with a painting of two guys ramming each other and "spoogemobile" painted on the side. Erick Z |
