[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Mall Ninjas explained...

Posted: 5/16/2005 9:20:47 AM EDT

I'm sure you've all heard the expression, but like me, you didn't know the origins of the phrase. Well, you're in luck! This informative web site provides the history of the original Mall Ninja post and further documents other Mall Ninjas sightings.

www.mallninja.com/agents.htm

Posted: 5/16/2005 10:13:16 AM EDT

[#1]

Don't confront Mall Ninjas without a mag full of Extreme Shock ammo. It's the only ammo proven to stop mall ninjas with one shot.

Posted: 5/16/2005 3:11:52 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Don't confront Mall Ninjas without a mag full of Extreme Shock ammo. It's the only ammo proven to stop mall ninjas with one shot.

Two to the body one to the head; then two to the body two to the pelvic girdle.... Or, just three to the body with a FN Five-seveN....

Be Safe.

Joe

Posted: 5/16/2005 9:05:10 PM EDT

[#3]

www.mallninja.com/agents.htm

Can you spot our very own LarryG36 on that page?

However, the fact that Larry has actual military experience and does not work in retail loss prevention, excludes him from being a Mall Ninja.

This page has a link to the original Mall Ninja thread:

www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

That thread is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You have to wonder if these people are just being silly or if they are truly that deranged.

Posted: 5/16/2005 11:02:47 PM EDT

[#4]

This is some of the funniest stuff i have ever seen.