Posted: 12/18/2016 11:22:42 AM EDT
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WAHTF question and answer sheet
Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? What part of the state do you live in? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? FMJ or HP? AK or AR? AR or FAL? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?" Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?" TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?" Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?" |
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WAHTF question and answer sheet Where is the beer? We live in a great place, beer is everywhere, most people home brew, even at the greasy Kwiki mart you can find decent beer [/i} Why should we think you're not a Fed? Why should I think that you are not a fed? What part of the state do you live in? Behind enemy lines, in a leftist Utopia Is it whisky or whiskey? Uisce Bhatha ( Ir. Gaelic : "water of life") Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Makers unless I can get the sheckles for John Jacob 9mm or .40? 9mm .40 or .45? [45/i] 9mm or .45? BOTH .40 or 10mm? 10mm 10mm or .45? 10mm for the bush, .45 for victims of a capitalism and addiction .223 or 5.56? Green Tip for bad days, .223 for range .308 or .30-06? .308 though .30-06 is on the wish list dogs or cats? cats FMJ or HP? depends on the application range or self defense AK or AR? Both AR or FAL? Both Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Both...you do realize this is Arfcom right? Do you like Gladiator movies? No Ever seen a grown man naked? Yes Chupacabra: Real or myth? Possible Same for Bigfoot? In Halifax we call him "Samsquanch" How about Nessie? Doubt it Union or freedom? You ar a fed arent you....FREEDOM!!!!! Cheap beer or Micro brew? Real Beer Beans or no beans in chili? I m broke, we do beans now Is Carhart clothing hickish? No, it used to be useful now it is just another logo for dumbasses to "represent" Do you powder "the Boyz"? Are you a homosexual? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Arnold Would you wear a thigh holster? Yes What's the phone number for 911? You are a fed Romeos or tennis shoes? Boots Do retards look normal when they cum? Does anyone? What color was George Washington's white horse? cant say its RACIST What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? RACISMS!!! How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? RACISMS!!! Militia- Org or UnOrg? RACISMS!!! Fill in the blank, "The pig is a __Delicious and sacred_ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Je ne sais Pas If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No I am not going into the woods with you Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? I have never seen teen wolf and just a reminder its ok to come out of the closet How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? RACISMS!!! Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? no What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? um ...Duh... the "gun from heat"....also know as the FN FNC Where are all the best shooting spots? Not telling you,because you are obsessed with penises and probably a fed Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Oui Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? no it gives them alzhiemers Is your name Mike or Steve? no What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? I do not know anymore, it got weird and I am forever ruined How do you feel about elephants? I dig them How many drunk pushups can you do? I do not do pushups drunk...are you one of those flat bill hat types? What do you mean, you people? RACISMS!!! Have you ever been in a cockpit? No Ever been in a turkish prison? thats original If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Again, its ok to be gay, you may even get some kind of entitlement from the state Where was Obama born? from the belly of a leftist tart Have you ever been tazed while driving? RACISMS!!! Who is 1GUNRUNNER? RACISMS!!! Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? RACISMS!!! Have you ever worn a fur suit? No Would you drink a beer with Hitler? No, Germans annoy me and their beer is boring piss lager Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Lets see so far you have demonstrate an obsession with penises, a subconcious desire to be deflowered in a forrest and referenced "airplane"....you are definitley a fed Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? No Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? RACISMS!!! Ford or Chevy? Toyota, fuck Unions and fuck American cars If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? what makes you think I shower? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? this is a geographically biased inquiry and based on your repressed homosexuality, desire to be dominated and obvious ATF credentials....Im going to have to say you are from Ohio Would you ever SIHPAPP? What the fuck is that Ever been on an acid trip? no What does the color Yellow taste like? see above Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? RACISMS!!! Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? RACISMS!!! Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? RACISMS!!! Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss [i] dissapointment, hopelessness and that sickening sound of DV If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee - This one c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs - [i] This is America eat what ever you want Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing - This one b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? My beer is hoppy and high gravity, I did one with cardamon once, it was spice and hurt like hell the next day Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? What are Rimz? I do not speak the dialect of the culturally de evolved...yo Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? " no but my cats do" OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? " no I am too fat and angry" FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? RACISM PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. - Never Saw it 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Meat if you got money, beans if your pay got fucked up and you did drill for six months with no check gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Any sports bar that plays transam music Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? - No that is the best options Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? racism!! 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? I have seen Firefly, I know the best chinese, but it makes me drive slow and unable to park Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Toe Knife Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Grammar is Racist Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? Speak English PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" " and here we are in the same ol mess signing drunken lullabyes...." DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene . never saw it Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? Depends on how far they are from the ground PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" triggered!!!! AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" This is arfcom, the answer is: Both R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" make whitey pay Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" - never had a shiv Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?" - We hates them precious, wretched wretched transam music Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?" hahahaha no fuck that bitch TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?" If I wore a flat bill hat and drove a noisy honda reall slow through everett while vaping I would deffinetly think I was a better shot...but no...I kinda suck Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?" - I have a cat |
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WAHTF question and answer sheet Where is the beer? Don't drink/care. Why should we think you're not a Fed? Because you can use the search feature. What part of the state do you live in? The wet part. Is it whisky or whiskey? Don't drink/care. Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Don't drink/care. Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Don't drink/care. 9mm or .40? 9mm .40 or .45? 45 9mm or .45? Both. .40 or 10mm? 10mm 10mm or .45? Both. .223 or 5.56? 556 .308 or .30-06? Both. dogs or cats? Dogs FMJ or HP? Both AK or AR? Both. AR or FAL? Both. Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Both, because I'm straight and like guns. Do you like Gladiator movies? Meh. Ever seen a grown man naked? Everyone has. Chupacabra: Real or myth? Yes. Same for Bigfoot? Yes. How about Nessie? Yes. Union or freedom? Freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? Don't drink/care. Beans or no beans in chili? Both. Is Carhart clothing hickish? No Do you powder "the Boyz"? ? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck Would you wear a thigh holster? Yes What's the phone number for 911? 911, unless I'm at work, then it's 9911 Romeos or tennis shoes? Romeo is an idiot from Shakespeare or a RDS from SIG, so... Do retards look normal when they cum? No idea. What color was George Washington's white horse? Something close to white What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Not enough information. Militia- Org or UnOrg? F orgs. Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". Tastey. What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Never heard of it. If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Yes. Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? No. How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? One. Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? No. 0311. What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Modded fnc80 Where are all the best shooting spots? If I shared, it wouldn't be a good spot. Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Yes, always has been. Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Aluminum, and no. Is your name Mike or Steve? No What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? To learn about local issues How do you feel about elephants? Like them How many drunk pushups can you do? Don't drink/care. What do you mean, you people? No. Have you ever been in a cockpit? Yes Ever been in a turkish prison? No If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? No Where was Obama born? Earth Have you ever been tazed while driving? No Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Never heard of him Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Don't drink/care. Have you ever worn a fur suit? No Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Don't drink/care. Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? No, but I'd allow the county to be sprayed with killer weed. Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?No Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? No Ford or Chevy? Chevy If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? No Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? No Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? No Would you ever SIHPAPP? Don't drink/care. Ever been on an acid trip? Don't drink/care. What does the color Yellow taste like? Don't drink/care. Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Weaver Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? No Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? No Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: Don't drink/care. If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: . Don't drink/care. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened Ice in your whiskey: Don't drink/care. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Don't drink/care. Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? No. Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? No OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? No FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Don't drink/care. Tweak: Have I met your mother? Don't drink/care. prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Don't drink/care. PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. MG42. 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Both. gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? Fuck downtown. If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Don't drink/care. Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Don't drink/care. Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? I hit what I'm aiming at. 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? No Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Don't drink/care. Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! It's internet. Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? Don't drink/care.. PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Don't drink/care.. DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene. MG42. Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? Don't drink/care.. PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" No AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" Right R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" n/a Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" Don't drink/care. Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?" None of the above. Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?" Don't drink/care.. TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?" Possibly. Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?" no. |
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