Posted: 7/17/2012 1:20:35 AM EDT
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Hey there - Since Kubota broke the ice I'll dive in too. I'm pretty new to guns, I started with pistols about two years ago and now have 9, mostly Sigs, plus a Benelli M2 tactical, and my latest, a DDM4V4. I've been lurking for quite a while and reading a bunch to learn and not ask stupid questions.
Here goes: Where is the beer? Fred's in Snohomish, with a couple growlers in the fridge for emergencies and late night gun forum posting. Why should we think you're not a Fed? They wouldn't like my wilder years of youth in the 80's What part of the state do you live in? About 20 minutes from Fred's Is it whisky or whiskey? Depends, North America vs Scotland Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Same Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Makers is ok with Manhattans, Crown on rocks, Bookers if its my "1 drink" with my wife 9mm or .40? 9 .40 or .45? 45 9mm or .45? Both, with a slight edge to 45 .40 or 10mm? Neither 10mm or .45? 45 .223 or 5.56? Still trying to figure this out .308 or .30-06? Neither, yet, not a hunter, although Scar 17 may be in my future dogs or cats? Cats. My boy Grisha is one bad-ass cat. I like dogs, but am not around the house enough to spend the time they need. FMJ or HP? One's for practice, the other is for making big nasty holes in whoever thinks its ok to kick in my door. AK or AR? AR AR or FAL? Dunno Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Glocks are ugly, and have never gotten used to shooting them. 1911 would take the edge, but I don't have any, I'm a Sig guy. Do you like Gladiator movies? If they have hot naked women. Ever seen a grown man naked? Of course Chupacabra: Real or myth? Depends on the amount of Tequila involved Same for Bigfoot? Depends on the amount of WhiskEy involved How about Nessie? Depends on the amount of Scotch involved Union or freedom? Which lets me keep and shoot my guns? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Micro Beans or no beans in chili? Beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? Nope, I have a bunch of it, wearing the shorts right now Do you powder "the Boyz"? Nope Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck, I hate pony tails on men Would you wear a thigh holster? No What's the phone number for 911? 556, 223, 00, 357, 45, 9 Romeos or tennis shoes? Dunno Do retards look normal when they cum? Normal guys look like retards when they cum What color was George Washington's white horse? Probably white What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 (was going to say 8 but looked it up) How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 2 beers worth Militia- Org or UnOrg? UnOrg Fill in the blank, "The pig is a tasty animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Dunno If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Only the hot chick with the strap-on Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? No How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Depends on the ammo Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Nope. What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Colt Officer's ACP (looked it up) Where are all the best shooting spots? Logging roads Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? It is now Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Not that I'm aware of Is your name Mike or Steve? No What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? Meet some local shooters, none of my current friends or family shoot How do you feel about elephants? They are the most amazing animals in the world, I've ridden them in Thailand and watched them up close and personal in Africa How many drunk pushups can you do? Not very many What do you mean, you people? Leave my guns alone Have you ever been in a cockpit? Couple times Ever been in a turkish prison? No If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Kind of Where was Obama born? He says Hawaii Have you ever been tazed while driving? No Who is 1GUNRUNNER? A big poster here. Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Don't know Have you ever worn a fur suit? No. Fir skirt, yes. Would you drink a beer with Hitler? No, althought I've drank with a few people who come close Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Probably not, I live on a lake Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? I hear they are tested quite regularly Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? No Ford or Chevy? I've had both, currently have a Dodge 1500 and a fast Audi If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? No Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Yes, this is America, no, this is America Would you ever SIHPAPP? Of course Ever been on an acid trip? Once, in the 80's. Hated it. What does the color Yellow taste like? Lemon Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Weaver I think Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Once, in the 80's Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? No, although I'm not fond of any of the alternatives either. Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. It depends on how hot his wife is People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs. But my wife is Russian and they eat eggs for dinner Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Its the hops Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Yes. Within my range of 2" patterns all day long Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? No. They were taken care of OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? No. Although I hit on a hot local judge babe once, and hear she likes cops. FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? My best friend in school pissed on my leg, I wrassled his ass down and broke his leg - by mistake. Audi S5, Dodge Ram 1500 Tweak: Have I met your mother? You'd know it if you did. prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Mouse? Nothing, I hear he did Minnie. Rourke? Ugly wife beating fucker PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. Its been a while since I've seen it 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Beans are ok gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? Mi tierra, but they close earlier If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Tequila Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Not at all Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? Yes 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? Yes. Nit noy shay shay Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? My SOG Pentagon, with a machete for visual effect. Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! No, I sometimes post from my phone or my Kindle Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? In your Temprary Internet Files folder PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Orange DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene. Dunno, its been a while Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? Far enough for me to escape with his woman PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" Beer? AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" A little of both, write left, shoot right with right eye dominance R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" No hamming here. My dad was a CB guy - KND3165 Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" No Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?" Dark Side of the Moon, Riders on the storm Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?" Maybe, were you my ex's first? TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?" Because I am Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?" Yes, 2 Stihls actually. Of course. No. echomancer wants to know: "Have I seen your junk more than I've seen your feet? If not why not and when can that slight be corrected?" He wants to see my junk? What, a little harmless ball touching next? |
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I've been lurking for quite a while and reading a bunch to learn and not ask stupid questions. Filling out an old, broken and no longer used questionnaire populated with questions from people who no longer post here is the equivalent of asking a stupid question. But welcome to the site regardless. 
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Hey there - Since Kubota broke the ice I'll dive in too. I'm pretty new to guns, I started with pistols about two years ago and now have 9, mostly Sigs, plus a Benelli M2 tactical, and my latest, a DDM4V4. I've been lurking for quite a while and reading a bunch to learn and not ask stupid questions. 
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Ok, I almost never post..but I have to point out a couple of total fails on the test
that no one in their right mind would fill out. Would you wear a thigh holster? No ............the correct answer...........yes, with a serbu.... Where was Obama born? He says Hawaii ..........the correct answer...........we will never know... besides that......welcome from another northerner..... |
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It's funny that just about everyone who had anything to do with that questionaire have given up on this site. Some visit and lurk occasionally, some actually post once in a while. A few are banned. The rest either don't post at all or never even visit anymore. What is even funnier is that the guy that sniveled the most about that questionnaire..is the guy that posted it first in this thread. 
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It's funny that just about everyone who had anything to do with that questionaire have given up on this site. Some visit and lurk occasionally, some actually post once in a while. A few are banned. The rest either don't post at all or never even visit anymore. What is even funnier is that the guy that sniveled the most about that questionnaire..is the guy that posted it first in this thread. He did make the effort to point out that it's old, broken, and created by people who are no longer here though. Had to get his dig in at them. |
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It's funny that just about everyone who had anything to do with that questionaire have given up on this site. Some visit and lurk occasionally, some actually post once in a while. A few are banned. The rest either don't post at all or never even visit anymore. What is even funnier is that the guy that sniveled the most about that questionnaire..is the guy that posted it first in this thread. He did make the effort to point out that it's old, broken, and created by people who are no longer here though. Had to get his dig in at them. Like you said, it's funny. 
BTW, is the questionaire used at TOS, or is it old and broken over there, too? 
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Quoted: You're not over there?Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: It's funny that just about everyone who had anything to do with that questionaire have given up on this site. Some visit and lurk occasionally, some actually post once in a while. A few are banned. The rest either don't post at all or never even visit anymore. What is even funnier is that the guy that sniveled the most about that questionnaire..is the guy that posted it first in this thread. He did make the effort to point out that it's old, broken, and created by people who are no longer here though. Had to get his dig in at them. Like you said, it's funny. BTW, is the questionaire used at TOS, or is it old and broken over there, too? |
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It's funny that just about everyone who had anything to do with that questionaire have given up on this site. Some visit and lurk occasionally, some actually post once in a while. A few are banned. The rest either don't post at all or never even visit anymore. What is even funnier is that the guy that sniveled the most about that questionnaire..is the guy that posted it first in this thread. He did make the effort to point out that it's old, broken, and created by people who are no longer here though. Had to get his dig in at them. Like you said, it's funny.
BTW, is the questionaire used at TOS, or is it old and broken over there, too? unions aren't welcome.....  btw..my union got me tickets to the NHRA Nationals next month...for 5 bucks apiece..
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