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7/13/2012 5:12:41 PM EDT
Been lurking for awhile and just wanted to post to some threads and jumped in as a team member to boot.

I will be needing some help in buying some guns I used to have a bunch of tier one operator gear. Noveske's, LaRue, DD, custom built Mega's, of course all the top of the line optics. Schmidt & Bender, Nightforce etc. you know all of the good stuff.

But I was headed to my buddies house in the San Juan's in my rubber raft, all was going good until the wind picked up, then the rain and more wind.

Next thing I knew it was in a fight for my life!

Then catastrophe struck the raft floor tore and all my tier 1 shit sank to the bottom of the sound.


I was a .mil in the mid 80's, now a .gov union member   and all. But I am not a .fed
7/13/2012 6:25:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Welcome to the NAI-WA HTF (New and Improved WA HTF). We are supposed to be more friendly than before. There used to be a rite of passage- a questionnaire form to fill out, and then be subjected to "comments" from the members, but I think they've done away with that.

Sorry to hear about your terrible accident. You might want to add a MS Paint drawing for added impact.
7/13/2012 7:01:55 PM EDT
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7/14/2012 9:16:22 AM EDT
[#3]

Sorry to hear about your terrible accident. You might want to add a MS Paint drawing for added impact.
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I am happy to check e-mail, no idea if the computer can even do MS paint.
7/15/2012 12:37:25 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


There used to be a rite of passage- a questionnaire form to fill out, and then be subjected to "comments" from the members, but I think they've done away with that.







I'll stir that pot.





Hey op;

Where is the beer?
Why should we think you're not a Fed?
What part of the state do you live in?
Is it whisky or whiskey?
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice?
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify)
9mm or .40?
.40 or .45?
9mm or .45?
.40 or 10mm?
10mm or .45?
.223 or 5.56?
.308 or .30-06?
dogs or cats?
FMJ or HP?
AK or AR?
AR or FAL?
Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Chupacabra: Real or myth?
Same for Bigfoot?
How about Nessie?
Union or freedom?
Cheap beer or Micro brew?
Beans or no beans in chili?
Is Carhart clothing hickish?
Do you powder "the Boyz"?
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
Would you wear a thigh holster?
What's the phone number for 911?
Romeos or tennis shoes?
Do retards look normal when they cum?
What color was George Washington's white horse?
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64?
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?
Militia- Org or UnOrg?
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".
What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants
around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone?
Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf?
How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog?
Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?
What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat?
Where are all the best shooting spots?
Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA?
Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?
Is your name Mike or Steve?
What is your main goal as a WAHTF member?
How do you feel about elephants?
How many drunk pushups can you do?
What do you mean, you people?
Have you ever been in a cockpit?
Ever been in a turkish prison?
If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?

Where was Obama born?
Have you ever been tazed while driving?
Who is 1GUNRUNNER?
Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song?

Have you ever worn a fur suit?
Would you drink a beer with Hitler?
Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?
Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?
Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2
days?
Ford or Chevy?
If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest
of your life, would you?
Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have
any business being on eggs?
Would you ever SIHPAPP?
Ever been on an acid trip?
What does the color Yellow taste like?
Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps?
Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of
some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize
it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight?
Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and
wreak havoc among peace-loving folk?
Some multiple choice qestions:
Part II of II
Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED:
Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water
b. a camel's ass
c. skunk piss
If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the
proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab
b. get him a cup of coffee
c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up
against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the
hell out of dodge.
People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened
b. should be locked up in a rubber room
c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs
Ice in your whiskey:
a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing
b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was
suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup
(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that
important)
And of course, a few of our members have their own personal
questions.
PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty?
Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and
where is it parked?
Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs?
OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?
FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed
on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car
would it be?
Tweak: Have I met your mother?
prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?
PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.  
161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?
gettingthat has a few:
Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown?
If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken
bottle...Which one would it be?
Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just
because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties?
Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?
1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?
Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd
control?
Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like:
Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?!
Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?
PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?"
DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene
Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown?
PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?"
AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?"
R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?"
Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?"
Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?"
Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?"
TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?"
Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?"





echomancer wants to know: "Have I seen your junk more than I've seen
your feet? If not why not and when can that slight be corrected?"
 
7/15/2012 11:14:06 AM EDT
[#5]
They ALWAYS forge the beer
7/15/2012 12:24:55 PM EDT
[#6]
I didn't know there was a questionnaire...
7/15/2012 2:14:36 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

Quoted:
There used to be a rite of passage- a questionnaire form to fill out, and then be subjected to "comments" from the members, but I think they've done away with that.



I'll stir that pot.


Hey op;
Where is the beer? in the fridge
Why should we think you're not a Fed? i  work for different .gov group
What part of the state do you live in? that would violate OPSEC
Is it whisky or whiskey? get both
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? if ghey ice, not ghey no ice
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) it will do
9mm or .40? 9mm I'm cheap
.40 or .45? .45 I am old
9mm or .45? both
.40 or 10mm? 10mm is bigger and bigger is better
10mm or .45? listen to me I already answered I am old
.223 or 5.56? both of course, but ex .mil so 5.56
.308 or .30-06? 7.62 NATO
dogs or cats? dogs
FMJ or HP?
AK or AR?I am on ARFcom so AR?
AR or FAL?damn sure both
Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? I told you listen I am old 1911 had one in .mil.. Glocks explode only Glock worth a fuck is the 20
Do you like Gladiator movies? okay, but not great and I am not ghey
Ever seen a grown man naked? yep, even cut thier clothes off on occasion
Chupacabra: Real or myth? better google  or bing that one
Same for Bigfoot? real, get out of the city and you would see them everywhere
How about Nessie? no first hand knowledge, been to England but not Scotland
Union or freedom? Both, union member, but sometimes they go way too far
Cheap beer or Micro brew? to quote great aunt Florence "life is too short to drink cheap booze"
Beans or no beans in chili? beans I am an American, we improved on the original
Is Carhart clothing hickish? no
Do you powder "the Boyz"? no,
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck
Would you wear a thigh holster? if you are buying
What's the phone number for 911? listen to me that would violate OPSEC, I have all four of the back door numbers
Romeos or tennis shoes? boots
Do retards look normal when they cum? Have not seen that video got a link?
What color was George Washington's white horse? brown
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? again I am old, math class was a long time ago
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?none
Militia- Org or UnOrg?Fuck the UN and OBAMA
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". the gizzy on the end of my Noveske that went to the bottom of the sound, scoll up for details
What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?back in the old days it was green, but the British are so PC it is most likely pink now
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? that would damn sure violate OPSEC
Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? no idea what you are talking about
How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? my dogs are not zombies, won't shoot them
Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?no
What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? nobody can agree on that, but i want it
Where are all the best shooting spots? OPSEC
Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yep
Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?no
Is your name Mike or Steve?OPSEC
What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? What is the LCR thing?
How do you feel about elephants? they are big and smelly
How many drunk pushups can you do?not sure
What do you mean, you people?that would be racist if iI answered
Have you ever been in a cockpit?yep
Ever been in a turkish prison?hell no
If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? if you have to ask you are ghey
Where was Obama born? Kenya Indonesia anywhere but Hawaii
Have you ever been tazed while driving? no
Who is 1GUNRUNNER? seen post but do not know
Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? wheres the google feature again?
Have you ever worn a fur suit? no
Would you drink a beer with Hitler? yep, that way I am close enough  to shank him
Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? yep, I pay for weed control and they spray my ditch, no where else though
Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? whats her name?
Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? no
Ford or Chevy?Ford, say no to Gov't  motors
If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? No, went 17 days once, close enough?
Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? no/no
Would you ever SIHPAPP?What?
Ever been on an acid trip? yep, the battery was low added some
What does the color Yellow taste like? piss
Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? anything that works
Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? I thought I had problems but I guess not, and no.
Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? no
Some multiple choice qestions:

Part II of II

Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED:

Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water
b. a camel's ass
c. skunk piss can't find "span"

If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab
b. get him a cup of coffee
c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. this

People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened this
b. should be locked up in a rubber room
c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs

Ice in your whiskey:
a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing
b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup
(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important)go with what I said earlier


And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions.

PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty?
I knew you were coming over to steal it
Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked?

Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? only when in season

OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?no, scored to high on test

FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be?need to find out who GOBC is and keep him away from my cars

Tweak: Have I met your mother?maybe

prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Mickey Mouse is great for an anti gunner

PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.when they take out ther 88's  

161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?what did I say earlier?

gettingthat has a few:
Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? remember I am old that is past my bedtime
If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? OPSEC
Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? no, many are lesbo's and may let you watch

Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?
1st two chest, 3rd head
1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? the chain,? yes. Can you speak Chinese? no, but I know those that can

Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control?the Gerber Mark II that I used to carryin .mil or the KaBar

Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! hell no, I went to public school

Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?do not over think it, th e cookie jar

PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?"again not grammer Nazi,what are you asking?

DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scenedamn cauhgt me in a lie earlier

Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? just had back surgery not throwing anyone anywhere

PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?"read damn man, I just had back surgery

AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?"right

R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?"do not have one

Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?"more OPSEC

Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?"wore out The Wall cassett in High School

Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?" more OPSEC

TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?" when young and could see because I was, now not so much

Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?"yes, yes, no!!!!!

echomancer wants to know: "Have I seen your junk more than I've seen your feet? If not why not and when can that slight be corrected?"
if you want to see my junk or my feet you have the ghey, please keep a safe distance

 


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7/15/2012 2:16:46 PM EDT
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could not preview it timed out damn long list of questions, sorry everything went blue.

have fun reading that wall of text
7/15/2012 4:17:35 PM EDT
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really?
7/15/2012 7:32:10 PM EDT
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really?


I'm starting to think that DD was right about him.
7/16/2012 9:59:33 PM EDT
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I am happy to check e-mail, no idea if the computer can even do MS paint.

Start > All Programs > Accessories > Paint

What I was suggesting was to add a MS Paint drawing, further describing your terrible raft accident.
7/17/2012 9:09:06 AM EDT
[#12]



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really?


No shit.



I was gonna comment on that but figured my time would be better spent watching paint dry..............................





 
7/17/2012 9:10:00 AM EDT
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really?






I'm starting to think that DD was right about him.
It was a no brainer actually...
 
7/17/2012 9:16:38 AM EDT
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could not preview it timed out damn long list of questions, sorry everything went blue.



have fun reading that wall of text


The how much dirt in a hole question was mine. I have asked literally hundreds of people that question and you are the first one to answer it correctly.



My hat is off to you sir!....

 
7/17/2012 1:00:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
could not preview it timed out damn long list of questions, sorry everything went blue.

have fun reading that wall of text

The how much dirt in a hole question was mine. I have asked literally hundreds of people that question and you are the first one to answer it correctly.

My hat is off to you sir!....  



To think I was a product of the publuc school system.
7/17/2012 1:03:54 PM EDT
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Quoted:

could not preview it timed out damn long list of questions, sorry everything went blue.



have fun reading that wall of text


The how much dirt in a hole question was mine. I have asked literally hundreds of people that question and you are the first one to answer it correctly.



My hat is off to you sir!....  






To think I was a product of the publuc school system.


OH....so you cheated then.



 
7/18/2012 11:23:13 AM EDT
[#17]
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They ALWAYS forge the beer


You have to forge the beer. That's how you temper it for SUPER STRENGTH.
7/18/2012 11:35:48 AM EDT
[#18]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
7/18/2012 12:18:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
could not preview it timed out damn long list of questions, sorry everything went blue.

have fun reading that wall of text

The how much dirt in a hole question was mine. I have asked literally hundreds of people that question and you are the first one to answer it correctly.

My hat is off to you sir!....  



To think I was a product of the publuc school system.



Dober,

I know teacher bashing is damn near as much fun on Arfcom as cop bashing. But I must say in all honesty that most all of my teachers, less 3-5 over my 12 years were pretty good and made learning fun.

I was also taught by Drill Sgt. Smith, ––"All is fair in love and war", and "if you ain't cheatin' you ain't trying." He taught us hand to hand in basic, and he was pretty much always in the top 5 finisher in the Southeast U.S Tae Kwon Do competitions.  
OH....so you cheated then.
 


7/18/2012 2:25:16 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:

They ALWAYS forge the beer




You have to forge the beer. That's how you temper it for SUPER STRENGTH.






 
7/18/2012 7:22:06 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Been lurking for awhile and just wanted to post to some threads and jumped in as a team member to boot.

I will be needing some help in buying some guns I used to have a bunch of tier one operator gear. Noveske's, LaRue, DD, custom built Mega's, of course all the top of the line optics. Schmidt & Bender, Nightforce etc. you know all of the good stuff.

But I was headed to my buddies house in the San Juan's in my rubber raft, all was going good until the wind picked up, then the rain and more wi

Next thing I knew it was in a fight for my life!

Then catastrophe struck the raft floor tore and all my tier 1 shit sank to the bottom of the sound.


I was a .mil in the mid 80's, now a .gov union member   and all. But I am not a .fed


If you are truly wanting these parts and guns then i would try rainier arms! Are you asking to find privately owned stuff? You can check out the ee for used stuff too!
7/19/2012 12:55:35 PM EDT
[#22]
noober,

I wish I had all tier one stuuff I just have a basic AR, hopefully I will be able to build a nice 308/7.62 AR on a Mega Monolithic but I need$$$$.

But I have a tragic feeling that very shortly after my Mega is built a year or two from now I will head to my buddies in the San Juans again and who knows what on that trip. Perhaps another tragic rafting/boating accident