Posted: 1/10/2011 11:40:22 PM EDT
| soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? |
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Quoted: soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? Looks like you better, otherwise there will be some sandy vag around here. Don't want that. |
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soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? Looks like you better, otherwise there will be some sandy vag around here. Don't want that. Isn't that why on the 8th day, god created douche? |
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Quoted: Quoted: soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? Looks like you better, otherwise there will be some sandy vag around here. Don't want that. Good thinking. OP, do the survey before I get a sandy vag. Had you done it back in Aug, you'd have had to answer only half the questions that are there now. |
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Quoted: soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? Welcome back, thanks for the beer. Fuck the Survey. |
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soooo i know i havent been on since august or so... heres the beer this time. http://www.arken-pop.com/pop/images/Guinness_stand.jpg do you still want me to post the survey? No survey, well get the lynch |
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harsh croud huh? well since half said yes and the other half said no here it is...
1.Where is the beer? - I was told specifically not to bring beer cuz if I did on my first post it would look like im a fed.. Why should we think you're not a Fed? - not really sure… ummmm cuz im not one? What part of the state do you live in? - western aka fed way Is it whisky or whiskey? - whiskEy Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? - no ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Jack… gentlemen’s jack to be exact. 9mm or .40? - .40 .40 or .45? - .45 if it’s a 1911 9mm or .45? - same as above .40 or 10mm? - .40 10mm or .45? - .45 is 1911 .223 or 5.56? - 5.56 .308 or .30-06? - .308 dogs or cats? - dogs FMJ or HP? - HP AK or AR? - AR AR or FAL? - FAL Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? - 1911 glocks are over played Do you like Gladiator movies? - yes Ever seen a grown man naked? - sadly yes Chupacabra: Real or myth? - real Same for Bigfoot? - same How about Nessie? - same Union or freedom? - union is required to achieve freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? - micro brew Beans or no beans in chili? - either don’t matter to me Is Carhart clothing hickish? - sometimes Do you powder "the Boyz"? - when the occasion calls Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? - norris Would you wear a thigh holster? - no What's the phone number for 911? - 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? - Tennis shoes Do retards look normal when they cum? - Im going to guess their faces don’t change What color was George Washington's white horse? - White? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? - Who the hell cares? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? - None? Other than the dirt around the hole? Militia- Org or UnOrg? - ??? ::scratches head:: Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal" - “FUCKING” What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? - not too sure If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? - no one on this site Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? - no How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? - 1 if you do it right 1 if you fuck up cuz youre dead Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? - no What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? - FN FNC-80 Where are all the best shooting spots? - STILL don’t know Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? - no Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? - no clue Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? - again NO CLUE Is your name Mike or Steve? - no What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? - not too sure what WAHTF is right now, but im guessing to learn what you have to teach? How do you feel about elephants? - I wanna ride one How many drunk pushups can you do? - 4 I think What do you mean, you people? - the large amount of people in front of me Have you ever been in a cockpit? - Blackhawk yes Ever been in a turkish prison? - no If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's? - yes Where was Obama born? - not in the US Have you ever been tazed while driving? - no Who is 1GUNRUNNER? - not too sure Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? - both Have you ever worn a fur suit? - no Would you drink a beer with Hitler? - yes Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? - no Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? - no Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? - no Ford or Chevy? - Chevy If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? - no cuz that would me no sex in the shower Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? -yes on hot dog no on eggs Would you ever SIHPAPP? - would I wat?! Ever been on an acid trip? - no What does the color Yellow taste like? - mustard? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? - weaver Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? - no Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? - no Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? - probably cuz he left it on ground before he drank it Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? - yes it does and it safe in my garage. Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? - no OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? - no FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? - If ANYONE pissed on ANY car it would be a Honda. Tweak: Have I met your mother? - No prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? - nothing PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. – The part where the sing “Gorey” 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? - Either it doesn’t matter gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? - no clue If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? - Guinness Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? - No Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? - I tried lol 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? - Screw sharpening get a new chain, and no I speak Vietnamese its better… Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? - SOG Seal pup elite Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! - No im not a grammer nazi, I speak da engrish!!! Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? - fresh out the oven yo where you at? PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" - no clue… DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene - I already told you!!!! Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? - 5 feet? |
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Gotta love the PJs. 
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I hope there's a special place in Hell for her..... |
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Quoted: Answers that WIN! How do you feel about elephants? - I wanna ride one  Some Failtastic answers......... Militia- Org or UnOrg? - ??? ::scratches head:: Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal" - "FUCKING” (Second worst pig answer yet!) Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? - no  What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? - not too sure what WAHTF is right now, but im guessing to learn what you have to teach? We'll make sure to start with "Suppressors"  Would you drink a beer with Hitler? - yes  Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED: The KEY there was to follow the instructions as given and HIGHLIGHT...  1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? - Screw sharpening get a new chain, and no I speak Vietnamese its better… I cau-cau dau VC?????PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" - no clue…  Meh...not to terrible but no one's perfect. Even if you used an out-of-date version..........  I'll leave scoring and placement to the remainder of the Phony Irish™ and GOBC® to calculate the amount of horror that still needs to be laid at your feet. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Any chance of you playing a short game of "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself" while we entertain our new guest? Not a chance. Gotta stand up for the little guy. IM NOT LITTLE!! IM ASIAN!!! IM TALL FOR MY RACE LOL I'm 6'3" you're all little to me  |
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Quoted: Gotta love the PJs. My Company almost got turned around to go get her, we were a few miles up the road. Everyone was pissed at the time we didn't get to. In hindsight, knowing the full story, glad we didn't. |
