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12/28/2010 10:02:39 AM EDT
So, an unnamed friend posted this on her facebook for Christmas:





Mary Christmas
Thank you Jesus for the best Christmas present... Motherhood




Now, she is not the kind who cares much about perfect spelling as long as she's able to get the point across to whomever she's trying to communicate with, and that's fine. Also, I know some of you believe that babies come from the stork instead of God or whatever, and that's just fine too....

But WTF is loading their gun while waiting for the pregnancy test to turn colors? Especially if they're happy about being pregnant?
12/28/2010 10:11:45 AM EDT
[#1]
Looks like her eggo is preggo.
12/28/2010 10:37:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Congrats yeah   little  squirels running around. You hoping  for a boy or a girl? ....................... I know it  wasnt yours (at least i assumed that) but  it  was wide open
12/28/2010 11:30:51 AM EDT
[#3]

12/28/2010 11:42:21 AM EDT
[#4]
Why did she need two?



Was an anal pregnancy suspected also?
12/28/2010 11:57:03 AM EDT
[#5]
2 separate dads?  I can see a bunch of little squirrels running around.
12/28/2010 12:04:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
yeah   little  squirels running around.

Not mine. The gal is a blast to hang out with, but...."never stick your....."



No clue why she wanted two tests. IIRC, aren't those things expensive? Like, I was thinking a home test cost about the same as a 36pk of condoms. If the money from the second test had been spent on condoms instead.....



I dunno, the gal is very much a peacemonger, so I found it funny that a box of .22lr just happened to be the nearest thing to prop the tests on for a picture.
12/28/2010 12:05:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Maury Povich is the father!
12/28/2010 12:11:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
2 separate dads?  I can see a bunch of little squirrels running around.


12/28/2010 12:42:52 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:



Quoted:

yeah   little  squirels running around.


Not mine.


Good job daddy-o. 'If you want your kids to keep their feet on the ground, put some weight on their shoulders.'
 
12/28/2010 12:50:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Does that mean twins?
12/28/2010 2:02:58 PM EDT
[#11]
whomever it was that made a deposit into that account now has a balance of zero for at least the next 18 years.  Good luck man.
12/28/2010 3:19:11 PM EDT
[#12]
someone stuck his dick in crazy.
12/28/2010 3:23:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
a balance of zero for at least the next 18 years.


I wonder what CA paternity laws are like? Do they even allow .22lr in Kommiefornia?