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12/18/2010 11:09:05 AM EDT
Sucks.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
12/18/2010 11:14:20 AM EDT
[#1]
ur a little slow if just now figuring that out
12/18/2010 11:18:25 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
ur a little slow if just now figuring that out


Oh no. I am just reminded of it since I am there at the moment.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
12/18/2010 11:18:42 AM EDT
[#3]
There's at least the Ham Radio Outlet for us pork radio users



It's hard to masturbate to Intel chips ...
12/18/2010 12:52:53 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


Sucks.



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Watch out for the fucking bicycle lanes. I can't count the # of bicyclists I almost creamed the last time I was there.





 
12/18/2010 2:12:55 PM EDT
[#5]
You find yourself a working fella?
12/18/2010 5:21:27 PM EDT
[#6]
acrop for the win
12/18/2010 5:31:25 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


You find yourself a working fella?


I hope Santa runs you over with his sleigh this year.



 
12/18/2010 5:44:10 PM EDT
[#8]
That is not very christian like.
12/18/2010 5:51:53 PM EDT
[#9]
As well, I hope he lets Donner and Blitzen shit on your corpse.
12/18/2010 6:13:10 PM EDT
[#10]
Check out McMenamins while yer there.
12/18/2010 6:41:19 PM EDT
[#11]




Quoted:

acrop for the win








I like my trips to PDX.
12/18/2010 6:59:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Fuck Portland.  The weirdest shit I ever had happen in the PNW happened in Portland...
12/18/2010 7:09:11 PM EDT
[#13]
Portland always had great titty bars, or at least did back in my college days at OSU.  Those girls would give you a complete anatomy lesson.

It'd be fun to do that again, if I ever could sneek my balls out of my wife's purse.

12/18/2010 7:22:17 PM EDT
[#14]




Quoted:

if I ever could sneek my balls out of my wife's purse.







Your sister might loan you hers?
(Sorry man.....I couldn't resist.)
12/18/2010 9:36:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
if I ever could sneek my balls out of my wife's purse.



Your sister might loan you hers?



She probably has a collection. I knew well an old codger that served in WWII and Korea that had collected ears....

I could tell horror stories about my balls and doctors. I had to have one removed, polished and reinstalled after a bad vasectomy a while back.
12/18/2010 10:31:58 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

if I ever could sneek my balls out of my wife's purse.







Your sister might loan you hers?







She probably has a collection. I knew well an old codger that served in WWII and Korea that had collected ears....



I could tell horror stories about my balls and doctors. I had to have one removed, polished and reinstalled after a bad vasectomy a while back.



Did you get a rebuilt title for your sack?  WSP inspection is required.





 
12/19/2010 12:49:45 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Fuck Portland.  The weirdest shit I ever had happen in the PNW happened in Portland...


You and I was all natchural.



 
12/19/2010 1:31:50 AM EDT
[#18]
Hey Zabbu, after the ball surgery how long did the swelling last?  I had a hydrocele removed during double hernia surgery and my right ball is still swollen and tender and it has been almost 4 weeks.
12/19/2010 7:51:07 AM EDT
[#19]
<Trying not to exceed TMI>

Months. I got to experience it twice. First time for the bad vasectomy and the fix up surgery and second for the gut surgery I had the day after June 09 LCR. With all the excess fluid, 'things' swelled up to almost the size of a volleyball. I had to wear a jock strap for about 3-4 months after each.
12/19/2010 9:13:44 AM EDT
[#20]
Another testicular thread.

DADT.
12/19/2010 9:42:22 AM EDT
[#21]
Thanks for the heads up.  When I went to the Doctors and dropped my trousers and boxers, pointed to my nut and screamed "I DIDN'T GO THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL...BUT THIS LOOKS FUCKED UP!" and pointed to my nut, he got evasive on exactly how long it took to return to normal.
12/19/2010 3:50:55 PM EDT
[#22]
12/19/2010 5:47:19 PM EDT
[#23]
How the fuck this thread went from the Acrop to nut disease is beyond me.
12/19/2010 7:43:22 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
How the fuck this thread went from the Acrop to nut disease is beyond me.


And it's not even proctober!
12/19/2010 9:22:07 PM EDT
[#25]
paging Koter...
12/19/2010 9:48:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
How the fuck this thread went from the Acrop to nut disease is beyond me.


What better place to talk about swollen nuts then in a post about Portland.
12/20/2010 8:10:36 AM EDT
[#27]



Originally Posted By Silly_Look:

What better place to talk about swollen nuts then in a post about Portland.


Sounds like the OP went down there to take care of his.
DADT