JOTD > Washington

Posted: 12/15/2010 11:28:41 AM EDT

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Posted: 12/15/2010 11:52:27 AM EDT

[#1]

I don't get it

Posted: 12/15/2010 11:52:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/15/2010 11:54:30 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I don't didn't get it 20 years ago when I first heard it.

Posted: 12/15/2010 12:07:05 PM EDT

[#4]

It was worth a chuckle.

Posted: 12/15/2010 2:49:17 PM EDT

[#5]

I lol'd.

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:04:29 PM EDT

[#6]

An oldie but good one DoberDube.
When can I come shoot at your range?

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:10:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

An oldie but good one DoberDube.

When can I come shoot at your range?

NO BEER Or questionnaire? damn noobs.

ETA: http://www.ar15.com/content/page.html?id=644

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:11:13 PM EDT

[#8]

When can I come drink your beer and eat your dead cow?

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:38:34 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

When can I come drink your beer and eat your dead cow?

You're always welcome. Where did your avatar go?

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:42:50 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

When can I come drink your beer and eat your dead cow?

You're always welcome. Where did your avatar go?

I think I found an extra one laying around.

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:45:02 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
When can I come drink your beer and eat your dead cow?

You're always welcome. Where did your avatar go?

After twelve days of freeloading, they pulled the plug.

Posted: 12/15/2010 3:47:11 PM EDT

[#12]

Today is the 15th day for me, and they finally shut mine off.

Posted: 12/15/2010 4:33:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Thanks be unto thee!

Posted: 12/15/2010 9:14:32 PM EDT

[#14]

I posted that here about 2 years ago. I still like it though.

Posted: 12/16/2010 6:19:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Why don't Pollacks kill frogs?

Posted: 12/16/2010 6:55:21 AM EDT

[#16]

Cuz they've already croaked?
What goes, Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes! Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes!

Posted: 12/16/2010 7:13:15 AM EDT

[#17]

It is their national bird.

Posted: 12/16/2010 7:37:04 AM EDT

[#18]

Thats racist, but good.

Posted: 12/16/2010 10:07:51 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Cuz they've already croaked?

What goes, Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes! Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes!

LOL, WUT?

Posted: 12/16/2010 10:15:40 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Cuz they've already croaked?
What goes, Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes! Hop...Wham...Splash...Yikes!

LOL, WUT?

Ohh, ohh! I know! I know!

Posted: 12/16/2010 1:31:13 PM EDT

[#21]

A frog in a water heater.

Posted: 12/16/2010 1:36:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2010 1:36:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2010 2:00:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/16/2010 2:04:13 PM EDT

[#25]

Been hammering a frog on a waterbed again huh Bobbity?

Posted: 12/17/2010 8:59:54 AM EDT

[#26]

Page 3 is mine.

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

if you didn't get the other joke, then I'll give you a hint, I used to be blond

Posted: 12/17/2010 9:06:37 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Page 3 is mine.

Damn!

Posted: 12/17/2010 9:44:41 AM EDT

[#28]

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

Posted: 12/17/2010 10:29:25 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Page 3 is mine.

Damn!

if you didn't get the other joke, then I'll give you a hint, I used to be blond

looks like you got it.

Posted: 12/17/2010 2:53:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.

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