Posted: 10/20/2010 6:44:33 AM EDT
| Ok, this has been a long time coming but I've never posted over here. Beers in the fridge, key is under the welcome mat, so lets get this over with |
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Quoted: Quoted: Are you another members secrete account? Have you or will you sleep with another members wife or girl friend? Are you related to jihad? Negative. The only jihad going on around here is my jihad against carpenter ants. Those fuckers can go to hell. CarpenterAnt223 is going to be pissed about that little tidbit. Get a helmet. |
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The next person to post that pic of JSBunchanumbers is getting a stern letter from me. |
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Quoted: Quoted: http://i840.photobucket.com/albums/zz326/bhpdrew/WTF.jpgThe next person to post that pic of JSBunchanumbers is getting a stern letter from me.  I warned you. IM inbound. 
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Get busy noob. Matt will be back from the Acropolis soon.
Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? What part of the state do you live in? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? FMJ or HP? AK or AR? AR or FAL? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" |
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Get busy noob. Matt will be back from the Acropolis soon. Where is the beer? In the fridge, the garage, and aging in the pantry Why should we think you're not a Fed? I'm not professional enough/don't hate myself enough What part of the state do you live in? North of Seattle, South of Everett Is it whisky or whiskey? Yes please! Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Neat please Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Maker's, Wild Turkey, peatey Scotch, even some Crown on occasion. 9mm or .40? Unpopular with some, but I like .40, if it snaps too much on you grow some fucking wrists .40 or .45? .45 no explanation needed 9mm or .45? see above .40 or 10mm? 10mm 10mm or .45? .45, I have one, more ammo choices, and I can afford to shoot it .223 or 5.56? .556, it's more tactical .308 or .30-06? .30-06, good enough to kill Nazis, good enough for me dogs or cats? don't have either FMJ or HP? Hollowpoints big enough to drink from please AK or AR? One of each, put it on my tab AR or FAL? AR Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? 1911, I like my hands Do you like Gladiator movies? I like Gladiator the movie Ever seen a grown man naked? yes Chupacabra: Real or myth? real Same for Bigfoot? GseriesFal says he saw bigfoot, so I'm going with myth How about Nessie? swamp gas, nothing to see here Union or freedom? freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? YES Beans or no beans in chili? Beans make chili, otherwise you'd pour it over noodles and everyone knows Cincinnati style is for the gays. Is Carhart clothing hickish? Carhartt clothing is comfortable Do you powder "the Boyz"? No Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Norris Would you wear a thigh holster? Probably not What's the phone number for 911? missed a digit, 1911 Romeos or tennis shoes? Nike's Do retards look normal when they cum? Dunno, I'll ask you're wife next time I see her What color was George Washington's white horse? Paisley What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? Do I look like a mathematician? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? none Militia- Org or UnOrg? Unorg Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". delicious What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Haven't been If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? Nope How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? I'll ask the Zombie Police, I don't know Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? Nope What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? FN FNC Where are all the best shooting spots? If I told you they would no longer be the best Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Yes Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Yes Is your name Mike or Steve? No What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? Here for the chicks How do you feel about elephants? indifferent How many drunk pushups can you do? 25 What do you mean, you people? Whats not to get? I pointed to you people, now get to the back of the line! Have you ever been in a cockpit? yes Ever been in a turkish prison? no If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? yes Where was Obama born? dunno Have you ever been tazed while driving? not yet Who is 1GUNRUNNER? dunno, why do you think I'm doing this? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? How the fuck should I know? Have you ever worn a fur suit? No Would you drink a beer with Hitler? I'd share a beer with him at his last meal, so long as I got to pull the trigger Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Hell yeah, I hate weeding Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Lifetime of herpes ain't worth it Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? no Ford or Chevy? Toyota If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? No way, showers are the best Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Yes, No Would you ever SIHPAPP? A gentleman never asks, a lady never tells Ever been on an acid trip? Nope What does the color Yellow taste like? like snozberries? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Weaver Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? no comment Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Would I tell you if I was? and no Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Dusty? I get cidery, but dusty I just don't understand. Maybe it picked up a wild yeast when I racked it to the primary Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Not really, and in the garage Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? No OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?No FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Toss his drunk ass out, and its a Tacoma Tweak: Have I met your mother? Doubtful prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?He's a chode PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is. Can't choose just one 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Already answered, beans a necessity gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown I won't be in downtown at midnight, don't know If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Blue Moon Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? I have it on authority that they're not that entertained by your shenanigans Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? Only aim for the head, it's the only way to be sure 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?No, No Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Classic K-bar Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Grammar, bitch Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? In da Cookie Jar! PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Up the Irish! DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower sceneTwo questions on this? Fine, Dike running across a battlefield, twice. That is my favorite scene. Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown? Out of the chair is far enough PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?" Will there be beer and pizza provided? AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?" Lefty checking in R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?" Don't have one Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?" No |
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You almost had me liking you, even with the blue fuckup and non mustard on a hot dog. Then you confused Spears for Dyke. ULTIMATE FAIL You fail at describing fail. Ronald Speirs ...After his order was ignored a second time, Speirs shot the sergeant between the eyes, then promptly reported the incident to the company commander...
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Quoted: SHIT! I can't believe I fucked that up. e. I will leave it as a testament to my awful ability to remember names But of all the names to confuse... DYKE AND SPEARS? "Yawn" vs "Ciggarette?" Keeping my left eye on you.  EDIT: Good catch on the spelling. I didn't have a computer nearby to verify. 
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I hate you Hawt! My old lady always says that just before sex. Mine after  Mine doesn't say anything afterward, at least until the drugs wear off and she regains consciousness. She shouldn't be saying anything to you if she's been dumped on a curb on Aurora. If she hasn't then you're doing it wrong. |
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I hate you Hawt! My old lady always says that just before sex. Mine after Mine doesn't say anything afterward, at least until the drugs wear off and she regains consciousness. She shouldn't be saying anything to you if she's been dumped on a curb on Aurora. If she hasn't then you're doing it wrong. Oh, mine's a keeper. The way she curls her lip while snarling "FUCK YOU!!!1!1!!" is absolutely adorable. Hawt even. I do take her up in the woods and dump her off whenever she starts looking plump though, just for the exercise. |