[ARCHIVED THREAD] - newbie (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/1/2010 2:19:12 PM EDT
| Hi im cody912 , i went to my first LCR this last weekend i had a lot of fun so i decided to join here. As i have heard the newbie is supposed to bring the beer to the LCR'S but since i am not old enough to we can all count on my brother in law PCR to bring the beer. Oh and by the way no homo. |
I think I may o' met ya once at PCR's house. Glad ya had a good time out there at LCR.
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Answer these questions. Answer them carefully. Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? What part of the state do you live in? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? FMJ or HP? AK or AR? AR or FAL? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? PCR-00 and the Phony Irish™ need to know: Is it Up the Irish or Up the Orange? |
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Where is the beer? At the store
Why should we think you're not a Fed? I dont have a badge What part of the state do you live in? Shelton Is it whisky or whiskey? whisky Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) jake Daniels 9mm or .40? 9mm .40 or .45? 45. 9mm or .45? 45. .40 or 10mm? 10mm 10mm or .45? 10mm .223 or 5.56? .223 .308 or .30-06? .308 dogs or cats? dogs FMJ or HP? HP AK or AR? AR AR or FAL? AR Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Never shot ether Do you like Gladiator movies? Yes Ever seen a grown man naked? No Chupacabra: Real or myth? Myth Same for Bigfoot? Myth How about Nessie? Myth Union or freedom? Freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? Cheap beer Beans or no beans in chili? Beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? Yes Do you powder "the Boyz"? No Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Chuck Norris Would you wear a thigh holster? No What's the phone number for 911? 911 Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennis shoes Do retards look normal when they cum? I wouldent know What color was George Washington's white horse? White What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? 12" Militia- Org or UnOrg? Org Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". Good What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? white If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? No How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? 2 Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? No What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? I dont know Where are all the best shooting spots? I dont know Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? No Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? I dont know Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? No Is your name Mike or Steve? Mike What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? To have fun How do you feel about elephants? I dont know How many drunk pushups can you do? 80 What do you mean, you people? You people Have you ever been in a cockpit? No Ever been in a turkish prison? No If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? No homo Where was Obama born? US Have you ever been tazed while driving? No Who is 1GUNRUNNER? A person Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Karen Carpenter song Have you ever worn a fur suit? No Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Sure Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? No Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? No Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? No Ford or Chevy? Chevy If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? No Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Hot dog yes , eggs no Would you ever SIHPAPP? I dont know Ever been on an acid trip? No What does the color Yellow taste like? Bannanas Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Isosceles Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? No Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? No Some multiple choice qestions: Part II of II Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs Ice in your whiskey: a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup (We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important) And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? i dont know Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked? I dont know Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? No OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? No FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? I dont know Tweak: Have I met your mother? No prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? Nothing 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? Beans gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? Taco bell If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? local bar and grill Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Yes Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest? I dont know 1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese? No and No Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? Rambo Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?! Both Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? Not sure PCR-00 and the Phony Irish™ need to know: Is it Up the Irish or Up the Orange?Both "I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken." - Cobra Commander "I'm calling you right now so I can mastrubate." -Matt45 User Info IM User Email User |
