Posted: 4/29/2010 7:11:56 PM EDT
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Hey, J-lo, are you in possession of someone's whitetail? <wink wink nudge nudge> 
Not anymore. Problems started around 1:00 am. after I got home from the LCR, Took 1GR's frozen buck head out of the truck and set it on the ground to reach my gear bag before I went into the house, came back out and pulled my gun bag and rifle case and took those into the house. By now the wife and the dog were up so I sat down and talked with them about the good time I had and all the great people I met at the LCR. Next thing I know it's 6:00 am. and the wife is getting ready for work, (she left me sleeping in my recliner) when she mentions "the neighbors dog is in the driveway again". Slowly then suddenly, it dawns on me..  .OH SHIT!!! 1GR'S DEER HEAD!!!!
I sprint through the house, shoot out the door, skip all five of the steps and make a run for the back of the truck while thinking how fucking lucky I was to beat the neighbors dog to the deer head. I round the back of the truck and THE HEAD AND HORNS ARE GONE!!! ...and the first thought that comes to me is "sure glad that wasn't my deer head" |
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Quoted:
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Hey, J-lo, are you in possession of someone's whitetail? <wink wink nudge nudge>
Not anymore. Problems started around 1:00 am. after I got home from the LCR, Took 1GR's frozen buck head out of the truck and set it on the ground to reach my gear bag before I went into the house, came back out and pulled my gun bag and rifle case and took those into the house. By now the wife and the dog were up so I sat down and talked with them about the good time I had and all the great people I met at the LCR. Next thing I know it's 6:00 am. and the wife is getting ready for work, (she left me sleeping in my recliner) when she mentions "the neighbors dog is in the driveway again". Slowly then suddenly, it dawns on me.. .OH SHIT!!! 1GR'S DEER HEAD!!!!
I sprint through the house, shoot out the door, skip all five of the steps and make a run for the back of the truck while thinking how fucking lucky I was to beat the neighbors dog to the deer head. I round the back of the truck and THE HEAD AND HORNS ARE GONE!!! ...and the first thought that comes to me is "sure glad that wasn't my deer head" As a side note I should mention that I took my highly trained, blood tracking, Jack Russell Terrorist out to try and track down the above mentioned missing deer head. And he did find it..................................................after the neighbors chocolate lab chewed the nose and ears off and the neighbors kid cut the antlers off and was making crack pipes out of them when we arrived. 
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