[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Newbie intro thread. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/24/2010 1:18:51 PM EDT
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I've been meaning to introduce myself and with the current trend of treating new members nice, this is as good a time as any.
I can take the heat however if you need to dish it out. I'm a girl and my carry piece is a Taurus .357 snubby. First off, here's the beer, http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/tugjob/21137-beer_cans.jpg http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/tugjob/21137-beer_cans.jpg http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/tugjob/beer.jpg |
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Considering recent events, I'm just going to assume that every new member in the last 60 days is/was Neo trying to, once again, slide in under the radar on a layer of nazi-loving slime. Until proven otherwise. IOW: Take this as a conditional Welcome. I've got my eye on you.  |
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Welcome to the WAHTF, dont let the antics around here fool ya. There is a great bunch of people here, some just take a little while to warm up to ya. But you also have 2 things that most dont....
Your a woman with a 357 and your screenname is TugJob 
I think you will be welcomed with open arms 
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Welcome to the WAHTF, dont let the antics around here fool ya. There is a great bunch of people here, some just take a little while to warm up to ya. But you also have 2 things that most dont.... Your a woman with a 357 and your screenname is TugJob
I think you will be welcomed with open arms Zippers Fixed |
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Welcome to the WAHTF, dont let the antics around here fool ya. There is a great bunch of people here, some just take a little while to warm up to ya. But you also have 2 things that most dont.... Your a woman with a 357 and your screenname is TugJob
I think you will be welcomed with open arms Zippers Fixed 
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a chick named tug job hmmmmmm im intreaged in before she reveals a career as a tug boat operator and ruins it Before everyone gets too excited, "TugJob" was an attempt at humor. No one here will be recieving one. I'm married. I don't drive a boat. I work on computers. |
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hello, and since no one has done it yet....
9mm or .45ACP? AR or AK? .223 or .308? Pistol or rifle? What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Union or freedom? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Know any good shooting spots? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? What do think you of Glocks? Which part of the state do you live in? Romeos or tennis shoes? Dog's or cats? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Mark LaRue is a _____________________ |
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Quoted: hello, and since no one has done it yet.... 9mm or .45ACP? AR or AK? .223 or .308? Pistol or rifle? What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Union or freedom? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Know any good shooting spots? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? What do think you of Glocks? Which part of the state do you live in? Romeos or tennis shoes? Dog's or cats? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Mark LaRue is a _____________________   |
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hello, and since no one has done it yet.... 9mm or .45ACP? .45 AR or AK? Don't know .223 or .308? Don't know that either Pistol or rifle? Pistol What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Gladiator Union or freedom? Freedom Militia- Org or UnOrg? Un org Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". smelly What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? No Idea Know any good shooting spots? My backyard If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Probably Where was Obama born? Not here. What do think you of Glocks? Never had one. Which part of the state do you live in? NW Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennis shoes Dog's or cats? Dogs. Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Obie won Kanobie Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? I don't know. Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? No Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Dirty Harry Mark LaRue is a _____________________ Don't know him |
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Quoted: FIXTBefore everyone gets too excited, "TugJob" was an attempt at humor. No one here or at my house will be recieving one, cause' face it, I'm married. I don't drive a boat. I work on computers. Your beer tastes dusty, but no matter, it's is question time: Here's the latest incarnation: 9mm or .45ACP? AR or AK? .223 or .308? Pistol or rifle? What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Union or freedom? Militia- Org or UnOrg? What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? Know any good shooting spots? If Mikey Kalisnikov and Gene Stoner got in a fight, who'd win? Where was Obama born? What do think you of Glocks? Which part of the state do you live in? Romeos or tennis shoes? Dog's or cats? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". A pistol is a _______ to get to a __________. Mark LaRue is a _____________________,___________, ___-__-______. Dammit these get covered pretty quick.
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ETA: You fuckers are too fast. I had to compose the damn questionnaire, not cut and paste it.  Hey there TugJob. In the interest of saving everyone some time I'll just give ya the questionnaire and hope I didn't forget anything. I know it's long, but it's our way of getting to know the newbies. What part of the state do you live in? Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz Girls"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Bud light tastes like: a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is: a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are: a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? |
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Quoted: A fed!!!Quoted: hello, and since no one has done it yet.... 9mm or .45ACP? .45 AR or AK? Don't know AR commie guns are for kids!! .223 or .308? Don't know that either Both come in the AR platform, see above Pistol or rifle? Pistol What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Gladiator Union or freedom? Freedom Militia- Org or UnOrg? Un org Militia! Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". smelly TASTY What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? No Idea Know any good shooting spots? My backyard If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Probably Where was Obama born? Not here. What do think you of Glocks? Never had one. Which part of the state do you live in? NW Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennis shoes Boots! Dog's or cats? Dogs. Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Obie won Kanobie Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? I don't know. Both Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? No Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Dirty Harry Mark LaRue is a _____________________ Don't know him   |
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Hey there. In the interest of saving everyone some time I'll just give ya the questionnaire and hope I didn't forget anything. I know it's long, but it's our way of getting to know the newbies. What part of the state do you live in? Where is the beer? Why should we think you're not a Fed? Is it whisky or whiskey? Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) 9mm or .40? .40 or .45? 9mm or .45? .40 or 10mm? 10mm or .45? .223 or 5.56? .308 or .30-06? dogs or cats? Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? Do you like Gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man naked? Chupacabra: Real or myth? Same for Bigfoot? How about Nessie? Union or freedom? Cheap beer or Micro brew? Beans or no beans in chili? Is Carhart clothing hickish? Do you powder "the Boyz Girls"? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Would you wear a thigh holster? What's the phone number for 911? Romeos or tennis shoes? Do retards look normal when they cum? What color was George Washington's white horse? What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? Militia- Org or UnOrg? Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief? What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? Where are all the best shooting spots? Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? Is your name Mike or Steve? What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? How do you feel about elephants? How many drunk pushups can you do? What do you mean, you people? Have you ever been in a cockpit? Ever been in a turkish prison? If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Where was Obama born? Have you ever been tazed while driving? Dog's or cats? Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? Have you ever worn a fur suit? Would you drink a beer with Hitler? Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? Ford or Chevy? If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? Would you ever SIHPAPP? Ever been on an acid trip? What does the color Yellow taste like? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? Some multiple choice qestions: Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Is this a gun forum or Jeopardy? |
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hello, and since no one has done it yet.... 9mm or .45ACP? .45 Good AR or AK? Don't know Both .223 or .308? Don't know that either 308 Pistol or rifle? Pistol Need to work on this, the correct answer is both What's your favorite Gladiator movie? Gladiator Good Union or freedom? Freedom Good Militia- Org or UnOrg? Un org Good Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal". smelly Oooooh sorry, the answer was "delicious" What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst? No Idea He does not know either Know any good shooting spots? My backyard Excellent If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? Probably Never been in the military eh? Where was Obama born? Not here. Meh What do think you of Glocks? Never had one. Work on that Which part of the state do you live in? NW Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennis shoes Dog's or cats? Dogs. I like you already Who is 1GUNRUNNER? Obie won Kanobie Ooooooh sorry, the correct answer is "Anal Rapist" Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? I don't know. As well you should not Have you seen the penis at the end of TeenWolf? No Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood or Walt Kowalski (Gran Torino) Clint Eastwood? Dirty Harry Mark LaRue is a _____________________ Don't know him The correct answer here is type A personality You have potential, enjoy the nutroll. |
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Hey there. In the interest of saving everyone some time I'll just give ya the questionnaire and hope I didn't forget anything. I know it's long, but it's our way of getting to know the newbies. What part of the state do you live in? NW Where is the beer? Top of page Why should we think you're not a Fed? You have no way of knowing Is it whisky or whiskey? 2nd one Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? ice Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) None 9mm or .40? .45 .40 or .45? .45 9mm or .45? .45 .40 or 10mm? .45 10mm or .45? .45 .223 or 5.56? ? .308 or .30-06? ? dogs or cats? dogs Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other? 1911 Do you like Gladiator movies? Yes Ever seen a grown man naked? yes Chupacabra: Real or myth? huh? Same for Bigfoot? myth How about Nessie? myth Union or freedom? freedom Cheap beer or Micro brew? micro brew Beans or no beans in chili? beans Is Carhart clothing hickish? Working mans clothes. Nice stuff Do you powder "the Boyz Girls"? ? Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? equally unappealingWould you wear a thigh holster? no What's the phone number for 911? 911 Romeos or tennis shoes? Tennis shoes Do retards look normal when they cum? Icky What color was George Washington's white horse? white What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 2 How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across? none Militia- Org or UnOrg? un org Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".smelly What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?? If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? I don't camp. I like nice hotels Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? no How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog? ? Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?no What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat? I don't know Where are all the best shooting spots? I don't know Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA? yes Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage? huh? Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives? huh again? Is your name Mike or Steve?neither What is your main goal as a WAHTF member? Ocassional entertainment How do you feel about elephants? I could live without elephants How many drunk pushups can you do? As many as it takes to get off the floor What do you mean, you people? huh? Have you ever been in a cockpit?no Ever been in a turkish prison?no If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ? probably Where was Obama born? not here Have you ever been tazed while driving? no Dog's or cats? dogs Who is 1GUNRUNNER? I'm not sure Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song? neither? Have you ever worn a fur suit? no Would you drink a beer with Hitler? He's dead Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property? Up to my husband Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star? no Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days? no Ford or Chevy? Lexus If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you? no Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs? No Would you ever SIHPAPP? another huh? Ever been on an acid trip? no What does the color Yellow taste like? ? Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps? ? Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight? no Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk? no Some multiple choice qestions: Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water b. a camel's ass c. skunk piss If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab b. get him a cup of coffee c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge. People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened b. should be locked up in a rubber room c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions. Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? OdT would like to know: Are you a cop? FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be? Tweak: Have I met your mother? prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!? 161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans? gettingthat has a few: Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown? If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be? Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties? Is this a gun forum or Jeopardy? Jeopardy |
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ETA: You fuckers are too fast. I had to compose the damn questionnaire, not cut and paste it.
Hey there TugJob. In the interest of saving everyone some time I'll just give ya the questionnaire and hope I didn't forget anything. I know it's long, but it's our way of getting to know the newbies. <snip>
Damn rodent, you obviously aren't busy enough....get to work!
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Originally Posted By TugJob Is this a gun forum or Jeopardy? Gun forum is up two levels and over seven. It's Jeopardy |
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What the hell brought a nice girl to place like this, do you have "issues"? Of course "she" has issues. Don't we they all? 
Someone comes in here and says they are a female and everyone goes gaga. It's like nobody in here ever gets laid. 
I'm hoisting the flag. I say she has a penis and is leading all you horndogs around by your dick. I mean, seriously, "tugjob"? Until a GOB sees "her" sign on to "her" account and report's back, I'll leave the flag up. |
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Quoted: I'm hoisting the flag. I say she has a penis and is leading all you horndogs around by your dick. I mean, seriously, "tugjob"? Until a GOB sees "her" sign on to "her" account and report's back, I'll leave the flag up. She might be a troll account, but if she is, she's layin' low for now. It seemed like pretty "normal" answers to the questionnaire (even if they were a bit short). Meh...I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now. TugJob, you better not hose me over this
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