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AR15.COM
10/13/2009 2:40:37 AM EDT
Hey fellas, New guy here from Federal Way. I had the pleasure of meeting up with Teleportgrend at his house for a Cigar/Firearms get together which was quite entertaining and after hearing all of the horror stories about this place how could I not come and check it out. I grew up hunting on the east side of the state originally from Kettle Falls, Wa. Currently the only firearm I have left due to the economy crapping out is my EDC Beretta 96G, but once I am back working full time I have interest in building either an AR or a sub MOA rifle. Thats enough for now I imagine take it easy fellas!





Jesse
10/13/2009 3:13:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Another Fed that forgot the beer...


10/13/2009 3:31:30 AM EDT
[#2]
LOL my bad... here is the beer and a bit of entertainment

<BOTD image removed>-Phil_in_Seattle
10/13/2009 5:26:46 AM EDT
[#3]
in before..................           Phil












welcome
10/13/2009 5:30:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Methinks Teleport set you up
10/13/2009 5:45:12 AM EDT
[#5]
Wow. Even I beat Da Cleanah! Oh, welcome to The Vortex of Stupid.  Beer?
10/13/2009 5:47:22 AM EDT
[#6]
Ahhh name dropping... No beer... Obvious Fed.  
10/13/2009 5:56:57 AM EDT
[#7]
In for the Fed
10/13/2009 5:59:33 AM EDT
[#8]
Welcome aboard Jesse.

10/13/2009 6:24:23 AM EDT
[#9]
I like him!  Can we keep him?



Or does he "belong" to the good Dr?
10/13/2009 7:08:08 AM EDT
[#10]
Da Cleaner is taking his time this morning.



Nice One New Guy! I think you've managed to win the approval of the GOBC!





Now....Just don't fuck it all up and go full Neo on us.
10/13/2009 7:18:37 AM EDT
[#11]
With a SN like Pornochio, you'll fit in, I'm sure.
10/13/2009 8:05:04 AM EDT
[#12]
Do you like Gladiator movies?
10/13/2009 8:10:41 AM EDT
[#13]
Ever seen a grown man naked?
10/13/2009 8:57:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Didn't see the pic, another new guy, no beer, no whiskey soda, I will stay tuned.


Me thinks he lives in Lakewood.
10/13/2009 9:08:17 AM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


Ever seen a grown man naked?


And if you haven't... Do you wanna?



 
10/13/2009 9:33:50 AM EDT
[#16]
I am leery of this one myself.
10/13/2009 9:41:09 AM EDT
[#17]
do you like  gladiator movies  you ass clown fed






















































just kidding  welcome i guess
10/13/2009 9:42:40 AM EDT
[#18]
No beer. Doesn't have a rifle. But...know's teleportgrend. I wanna know when we are gonna get our midget. I don't even know any midgets. Do they hide or something? If I see one I will try to convert him to pro gun and get him to sign up but you never even see them around here. I worked with one many years ago but he had polio or something and was always falling down. Then when you picked him up he would get all pissed off. You ever try to pick up a resisting 85 lb midget with polio? It gets old let me tell you.
10/13/2009 10:01:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:


10/13/2009 11:21:18 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
No beer. Doesn't have a rifle. But...know's teleportgrend. I wanna know when we are gonna get our midget. I don't even know any midgets. Do they hide or something? If I see one I will try to convert him to pro gun and get him to sign up but you never even see them around here. I worked with one many years ago but he had polio or something and was always falling down. Then when you picked him up he would get all pissed off. You ever try to pick up a resisting 85 lb midget with polio? It gets old let me tell you.


I just want some HOT midget chicks to sign up!
10/13/2009 11:32:29 AM EDT
[#21]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNich-Zzyo8
10/13/2009 12:08:57 PM EDT
[#22]
LOL, that midget kicked the dwarfs ass!
10/13/2009 12:22:26 PM EDT
[#23]
I am sooooo gonna regret this, but it fits the topic......

















































10/13/2009 1:53:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
LOL my bad... here is the beer and a bit of entertainment

<BOTD image removed>-Phil_in_Seattle


HA HA!  4th post, got raped by the Cleaner!  Fuggin' awesome!

Welcome friend, stick around, this is a great place to be!

10/13/2009 2:09:55 PM EDT
[#25]


OMG. Rofl! I love how the ref just picks the little dudes up. I'd like to see someone do that in UFC!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
10/13/2009 2:13:41 PM EDT
[#26]
on Page 2!
10/13/2009 2:46:22 PM EDT
[#27]
And I had no idea the Squirrel was hot fer midgits!
10/13/2009 2:56:40 PM EDT
[#28]
Beer was late, but it made it... then the mod stole it away FE2342342h4klh33k4jh34 Thank you for the apple pie... my girl is addicted. As far as rifles go, as soon as I am working again and the income permits I am hoping for a HK G3 or a M1A for starters then after learning a bit more about the AR's I will move into building one of from ground up.
10/13/2009 2:57:36 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Beer was late, but it made it... then the mod stole it away FE2342342h4klh33k4jh34 Thank you for the apple pie... my girl is addicted. As far as rifles go, as soon as I am working again and the income permits I am hoping for a HK G3 or a M1A for starters then after learning a bit more about the AR's I will move into building one of from ground up.




howdy......fed!!
10/13/2009 4:47:59 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Beer was late, but it made it... then the mod stole it away FE2342342h4klh33k4jh34 Thank you for the apple pie... my girl is addicted. As far as rifles go, as soon as I am working again and the income permits I am hoping for a HK G3 or a M1A for starters then after learning a bit more about the AR's I will move into building one of from ground up.
Obvious fed gun.......................

10/13/2009 5:06:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
I am sooooo gonna regret this, but it fits the topic......






qouted for posterity and some info?
what's the backstory?










































http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d27/busy_squirrel/me/DCP_0315_1.jpg


10/13/2009 5:36:26 PM EDT
[#32]
Hi fed and welcome to the nutroll.
10/13/2009 5:52:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Whats the deal with the fed thing? Curious is all... I'm not up on the paranoid tin foil hat lingo
10/13/2009 6:55:25 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


Whats the deal with the fed thing? Curious is all... I'm not up on the paranoid tin foil hat lingo


Definitely a fed.



 
10/13/2009 7:36:51 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


I will move into building one of from ground up.


FatallyEnergeticDoofus.



 
10/13/2009 7:41:40 PM EDT
[#36]
http://www.funnypix.ca/d/5101-1/feds.jpg
10/13/2009 7:55:49 PM EDT
[#37]
I guess at the Fed Academy, they don't teach them to trickle in.  It's been raining feds in here lately.

Hi new Fed!

10/13/2009 9:19:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
qouted for posterity and some info?
what's the backstory?


Not much back story really.

Had just got out of the service and gotten home. So some friends wanted to take me to a college bar with bad alcohol cheap drinks. It became our regular watering hole that summer. One night a midget walked in, and being drunk, we chatted her up, like we'd been doing with everyone else at the bar. One of my friends said he wanted pictures with our new friend. I suspect he just wanted a trophy of sorts for future "war stories". After he got his pic with his arm around her, I got one of me kissing her.

She later went on to serve food at that bar, which happened to be about the same time we found a couple other bars to hang at. I used to know her name, and even saw her a couple times while we were walking through the U Dist. and once in Pioneer square, but I could never remember her twin sisters name or get a pic of the two of them together.