Posted: 8/26/2009 12:13:11 PM EDT
REAL WORLD: My buddy is being overrun by his wifes friends, time to deploy the strategic whiskey reserve. That is all
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Thats the worst SALUTE report Ive ever seen. How many? Marital Status? Age? Hot or not? Are they Drunk yet? Grid? help some of these young single guys out..... Well unfortunately all but one are married. The one thats not married is quite attractive, and smart but Canadian and so religious that if you mention sex at all she goes red in the face and leaves the room. Im sure its all she can do to look at me
oh as for the rest, all are 20-25 all of them are attractive ladies but not OMFGBBQ hot none of them drink... ETA the scrap booking stuff is coming out, we are about to go to MOPP4... |
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Thats the worst SALUTE report Ive ever seen. How many? Marital Status? Age? Hot or not? Are they Drunk yet? Grid? help some of these young single guys out..... Well unfortunately all but one are married. The one thats not married is quite attractive, and smart but Canadian and so religious that if you mention sex at all she goes red in the face and leaves the room. Im sure its all she can do to look at me
oh as for the rest, all are 20-25 all of them are attractive ladies but not OMFGBBQ hot none of them drink... ETA the scrap booking stuff is coming out, we are about to go to MOP4... All married, no sex, and no drinking? Eject man, EJECT! And take your buddy with you, never leave a man behind. You mission is to get him to a safe location behind friendly lines.....say, a local watering hole. BTW, it's MOPP4. |