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8/26/2009 12:13:11 PM EDT
REAL WORLD: My buddy is being overrun by his wifes friends, time to deploy the strategic whiskey reserve. That is all
8/26/2009 12:23:54 PM EDT
[#1]

This is exactly why you can't let them have friends. It never goes well.
8/26/2009 12:31:52 PM EDT
[#2]
On-Post housing?



I've heard stories......GET IN THERE AND GIVE US A RANGE REPORT, PRONTO!
8/26/2009 12:43:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
On-Post housing?

I've heard stories......GET IN THERE AND GIVE US A RANGE REPORT, PRONTO!


No not on base. Were just your average civilians now...
8/26/2009 12:43:14 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey, at threatcon FPCon Delta, aren't you supposed to lock the doors? Noone in or out = what happens inside stays inside.
8/26/2009 12:56:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Thats the worst SALUTE report Ive ever seen.

How many?
Marital Status?
Age?
Hot or not?
Are they Drunk yet?
Grid?

help some of these young single guys out.....
8/26/2009 1:00:16 PM EDT
[#6]




Quoted:



Quoted:

On-Post housing?



I've heard stories......GET IN THERE AND GIVE US A RANGE REPORT, PRONTO!




No not on base. Were just your above average civilians now...
FIXT



Ahhhhh.....free-range orgy.



Well, get in there, you got some reportin' to do.


8/26/2009 2:23:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Thats the worst SALUTE report Ive ever seen.

How many?
Marital Status?
Age?
Hot or not?
Are they Drunk yet?
Grid?

help some of these young single guys out.....



Well unfortunately all but one are married. The one thats not married is quite attractive, and smart but Canadian and so religious that if you mention sex at all she goes red in the face and leaves the room. Im sure its all she can do to look at me
oh as for the rest, all are 20-25
all of them are attractive ladies but not OMFGBBQ hot
none of them drink...
ETA the scrap booking stuff is coming out, we are about to go to MOPP4...
8/26/2009 2:27:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Thats the worst SALUTE report Ive ever seen.

How many?
Marital Status?
Age?
Hot or not?
Are they Drunk yet?
Grid?

help some of these young single guys out.....


Well unfortunately all but one are married. The one thats not married is quite attractive, and smart but Canadian and so religious that if you mention sex at all she goes red in the face and leaves the room. Im sure its all she can do to look at me
oh as for the rest, all are 20-25
all of them are attractive ladies but not OMFGBBQ hot
none of them drink...
ETA the scrap booking stuff is coming out, we are about to go to MOP4...


All married, no sex, and no drinking?

Eject man, EJECT!

And take your buddy with you, never leave a man behind. You mission is to get him to a safe location behind friendly lines.....say, a local watering hole.

BTW, it's MOPP4.
8/26/2009 7:36:01 PM EDT
[#9]


Eject man, EJECT!



And take your buddy with you, never leave a man behind. You mission is to get him to a safe location behind friendly lines.....say, a local watering hole.







^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

8/26/2009 10:00:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Well the bug out went off as well as it could have. We rushed through enemy held ground and jumped into the Jeep. We made our escape to my basement where theres plenty of beer and Call of Duty 4 on the 54". All in all a decent day really...
8/26/2009 10:20:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I would have dropped trou and taken a big squisy poop in the middle of the living room.  This is why I rarely get invited twice to the same resteraunt, house, library, or church.