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6/4/2009 6:35:31 PM EDT
Dude is from Texas, as if that is not bad enough.....

He snores and talks in his sleep, all while wearing a CPAP machine

He answered his phone in his sleep last night, while wearing his CPAP and it did not ring

I think he puts the toilet seat down just so he can piss all over it.

I got fresh towels yesterday, as there were no clean ones and this place only services the room once a week. Sometime between 10p last night and 6:30 this morning he managed to use ALL of the clean towels on something

The towels are no longer white, I have no idea what he is doing with them, but they apparently have never left the bathroom

He subscribes to the "If it's yellow leave it mellow, if it is brown flush it down" theory....... This is just a guess so far, as I have yet to see any brown in the commode........

Only 2 more days to go
6/4/2009 6:37:19 PM EDT
[#1]
Hmmm.  So that's where 1GR has been hiding out.





















































6/4/2009 7:02:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Dude is from Texas, as if that is not bad enough.....

He snores and talks in his sleep, all while wearing a CPAP machine

He answered his phone in his sleep last night, while wearing his CPAP and it did not ring

I think he puts the toilet seat down just so he can piss all over it.

I got fresh towels yesterday, as there were no clean ones and this place only services the room once a week. Sometime between 10p last night and 6:30 this morning he managed to use ALL of the clean towels on something

The towels are no longer white, I have no idea what he is doing with them, but they apparently have never left the bathroom

He subscribes to the "If it's yellow leave it mellow, if it is brown flush it down" theory....... This is just a guess so far, as I have yet to see any brown in the commode........

Only 2 more days to go




Man what a nightmare!  Ya know I have to use one of those CPAP machines now... went thru hell getting things worked out!  Sounds like this guy has a bunch of troubles still... he should be using a chin strap to keep his mouth shut!!!!!!! LOL Seriously though... and sounds like he has more troubles with the sleeping... sooooo he needs meds to knock him out.  He is in bad shape from what you are describing... if you could talk with him and mention he needs help it might help both of you... naaaa not in the next two days... but really he needs to talk to his current or get a different doctor.  I know the first so called specialist working with me was full of chit!!!!!!!!!!  I now have a doctor with the Swedish medical center… it’s been like night and day!!!!  Thank goodness!
6/4/2009 7:05:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Wear EARPLUGS and stop whinin' ya hear?!!!! 50 cents at the nearest pharmacy




Worked really well for me when I always had to share a room during training weeks in Seattle (now that I live here, and have better options, i.e. go sleep at home, I don't have to take the yearly training anymore, go figger
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6/4/2009 7:08:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Was actually kind of nice that he had a CPAP. Reminds me sleeping at home since MrsK uses one. The first morning he said I would benefit from one....... I snore rather loudly
6/4/2009 7:28:34 PM EDT
[#5]
That suck but at least I'm not your roommate. Look at my sig.
6/4/2009 7:33:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Sooo ... you fuck in your sleep?
creepy ... stay away from my dog!
6/4/2009 7:44:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Starting tonight ––––––-

walks around in boxers with no button in the front
6/4/2009 8:13:14 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Sooo ... you fuck in your sleep? creepy ... stay away from my dog!


I'm not the only one.



6/4/2009 8:20:46 PM EDT
[#9]



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Starting tonight ––––––-



walks around in boxers with no button in the front


I had a Haitian roommate in Florida that did the same thing... Was not cool cause he slept in the living room, so sometimes when you'd wake up in the morning and go to the kitchen you'd see a one eyed snake staring at you as you opened the door... So not cool...



And he sometimes sleep walked, so he would go outside and go on runs in his open front boxers and we'd have to chase his ass down before some old white couple called the cops on a "tall black man running around Boca Raton with his wiener hanging out"



 
6/4/2009 8:51:58 PM EDT
[#10]
With all the ammo your company's been selling, you'd think they'd afford to give you your own room at the local Motel 6.

6/5/2009 7:21:46 AM EDT
[#11]
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Sooo ... you fuck in your sleep? creepy ... stay away from my dog!


I'm not the only one.





Weirder shit has happened.

#2 Sleep Fucker...... anyone wanna spend the night?
6/5/2009 9:39:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Simple  . . . . .

Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.

I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.
6/5/2009 9:58:04 AM EDT
[#13]




Quoted:

Was actually kind of nice that he had a CPAP. Reminds me sleeping at home since MrsK uses one.





Reminder: Those aren't pillows.



As carefully as you can, while he's sleeping.  Punch him in the junk.  Return to your bed as best you can so it looks like you are sleeping.  He'll think he rolled over on one of his nuts in his sleep.
6/5/2009 9:59:12 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:

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Was actually kind of nice that he had a CPAP. Reminds me sleeping at home since MrsK uses one.


Reminder: Those aren't pillows.

As carefully as you can, while he's sleeping.  Punch him in the junk.  Return to your bed as best you can so it looks like you are sleeping.  He'll think he rolled over on one of his nuts in his sleep.


Note to self: Do not spend the night at PCR's
6/5/2009 11:50:45 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

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Was actually kind of nice that he had a CPAP. Reminds me sleeping at home since MrsK uses one.


Reminder: Those aren't pillows.

As carefully as you can, while he's sleeping.  Punch him in the junk.  Return to your bed as best you can so it looks like you are sleeping.  He'll think he rolled over on one of his nuts in his sleep.





He is a pretty big guy. I'm pretty sure he could stomp the grapes out of me

6/5/2009 12:03:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:

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Was actually kind of nice that he had a CPAP. Reminds me sleeping at home since MrsK uses one.


Reminder: Those aren't pillows.

As carefully as you can, while he's sleeping.  Punch him in the junk.  Return to your bed as best you can so it looks like you are sleeping.  He'll think he rolled over on one of his nuts in his sleep.





He is a pretty big guy. I'm pretty sure he could stomp the grape out of me



fixit

6/5/2009 2:49:08 PM EDT
[#17]
From my experience with a certain Irishman, if you put something in his mouth while sleeping he will quiet down...........
6/5/2009 3:04:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

He subscribes to the "If it's yellow leave it mellow, if it is brown flush it down" theory.......



I hate that. Had one roomate that didn't flush yellow and another that didn't flush anything. Neither one lasted long at all.

6/5/2009 3:45:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Piss on him while he's asleep.  It'll make you feel better.

Or put Tabasco sauce in his mouth while he's asleep.  It's good for a laugh..........................ask me how I know.
6/5/2009 4:17:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Simple  . . . . .

Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.

I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.






Yeah just run out and get one of the millions of jobs that are available right now. .
6/5/2009 4:29:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Simple  . . . . .

Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.

I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.






Yeah just run out and get one of the millions of jobs that are available right now. .


Yeah, no fuckin' shit.  I love it when the answer to the problem is "just go get another job"............................alot fuckin' easier said than done, rudinater.........................

6/5/2009 4:58:43 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



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Quoted:

Simple  . . . . .



Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.



I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.





Yeah just run out and get one of the millions of jobs that are available right now. .




Yeah, no fuckin' shit.  I love it when the answer to the problem is "just go get another job"............................alot fuckin' easier said than done, rudinater.........................




Army needs truck drivers

 
6/5/2009 5:11:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Simple  . . . . .

Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.

I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.


I only travel once a year or so for work, so I can handle a couple days of being annoyed. I much prefer to keep the job I currently have where I am home with my family every night.

6/5/2009 6:32:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

I only travel once a year or so for work, so I can handle a couple days of being annoyed. I much prefer to keep the job I currently have where I am home with my new kitten every night.


Fixt  

6/5/2009 8:05:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Simple  . . . . .

Get a job where you don't have to have a room mate.

I do contract work and Live on the road in hotels and corp apartments.   If any client/project told me I had to share a rental car much less a hotel with some one else I would walk off site.






Yeah just run out and get one of the millions of jobs that are available right now. .


As i stated I do contract work, I find new contracts 2, 3, maybe 4 times a years.  

Have a backbone and say no when you need to, other wise the job/boss will walk all over you.
6/5/2009 8:21:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Take that motherfucker over to Page Two and teach him some manners.

Or just take a picture of your twig and berry over his open mouth while he's asleep.