Posted: 4/29/2009 10:43:12 PM EDT
| Do you have the swine flu? |
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Quoted: I always find it fun to guess what the majority of the WAHTF will be answering in these polls. Amazingly, many of you have the same sick sense of humor as I do. That scares me just a little bit.  I think it's very interesting... I find it even scarier that my sense of humour is as fucked up as the WAHTFs too lol |
I went to sick call today, and after I explained my symptoms, I was given a mask to wear so as to not infect othere while I waited for my appointment. Once I saw the doc. He told me I had a cold and proceeded to give me a SIQ chit and 6 different medications. 
Word has been going around that is has hit the base, but nothing confirmed. I dont think medical wants to admit it. |
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Needs more:
C. Yes, if by swine flu you mean doing bad things to my body by eating lots and lots of uber greasy bacon. D. Yes, because I have the sniffels. E. Yes, because I went out in public yesterday and probably have it, but just don't know it yet, and the government says I'll probably get it, because they know best. F. No, but I will go out anyway and use the pandemic to justify spending my soon to be worthless money to buy a lot more overpriced ammo in preperation for the coming collapse of society (and to be ready for the next LCR just in case it all turns out to be a big scare) G. Don't know, but am pigging out (no pun intended) on junkfood because my only goal in life was to be buried in a piano crate, but I foolishly put off getting really fat thinking I would live forever. |