Posted: 4/22/2009 8:32:27 AM EDT
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Lie Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "'What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man. "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." |
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I lol'd
Then I thought, shit, even JFC is promoting earth day by using the green energy of that fucktards inability to tell the truth if it shit on him to power up his environmental conditioning. Us getting lied to on a more than regular basis is providing comfort to God. Sumtin wrong with that. But then again, we are talking about the messiah. |