Posted: 3/23/2009 6:48:55 PM EDT
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Been wanting to do this for a while.
Yes yes.. I know.. no napkins.. no toes.. i forgot. Damnit. 
Two lovely lemon pepper flat iron steaks.. and some brussel sprouts.. 
Action pic, omg... 
Finished product... 
Be gentle.... 
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Simplicity +2
Brussels Sprouts +4 (I love em) Meat +2 Pistol +2 Extra mag +1 Shotgun +2 Tacticool knife +1 Tacticool knife - 1 (You cut your steak with that?) Not enough shotty shells -1 No napkin -1 (You using your sleeve or what?) Water -1 (Not even something flavored to compliment your meal?) Terrible quality of photos -1 (cellphone camera? Seriously?) Cords all over the counter in 1st pic -1 (You staged it, but couldn't go through the trouble of moving the cord 2 feet?) Overall: 8/10. Not bad. 
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The water bottle has the ARFCOM Zombie logo. Very cool. +1
And if that's really water in it.........+3 The shotgun, appears to be a Mossberg, 500 maybe?+4 Great food, looks like+1 Only one spare mag for pistol-1 As PCR pointed out, not enough extra ammo for the Shotgun (psst.........a sidesaddle woulda helped!  )-1
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No napkin? You some sort of fucking savage? Awe for mercy sakes... he is no fucking savage! His knife is the right way!!! That alone shows he has class unlike SOME around here. And what? Are you too much of a Pansy to use your sleeve? just say'n  
This man knows how it is! |
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Meat +2
Brussel Sprouts +1 Tacticool Knife +1 Shotty +1 Spare rounds + 1 Pistol +1 Spare Mag +1 No Napkin +1 (If you need a napkin, you are either a slob (that cares) or paranoid )
Water +1 No grill marks on the meat?! -1 No beer -1 No grill marks on the brussel sprouts?! -1 No grill marks on anything?! -1 6/10 - Use your grill or get one.
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Have those steaks been "cubed"? They were run through a meat tenderizer at the store. It also explains the lack of grill marks, for some reason they didn't sear in nicely... grill was hot as hell though. Next time i'll slap my hand on the grill for the marks. |
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Quoted: At least it appears that you used vegan friendly beef... http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h103/beardog79/untitled.jpg Animal Rights meeting at The Steakhouse tonight. Don't be late. |