Posted: 3/16/2009 3:58:48 PM EDT
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An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7. |
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Sex is something that people under 50 with perfect bodies do (in my mind, under 30), People 60+ (especially 80+) are just passing dust while wheezing and coughing up cigarette bile while their wrinkled asses wave like Oprah's underarms. You're going to get old someday......... |
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Sex is something that people under 50 with perfect bodies do (in my mind, under 30), People 60+ (especially 80+) are just passing dust while wheezing and coughing up cigarette bile while their wrinkled asses wave like Oprah's underarms. You're going to get old someday......... Tick Tock 
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Sex is something that people under 50 with perfect bodies do (in my mind, under 30), People 60+ (especially 80+) are just passing dust while wheezing and coughing up cigarette bile while their wrinkled asses wave like Oprah's underarms. Oh really? 
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Sex is something that people under 50 with perfect bodies do (in my mind, under 30), People 60+ (especially 80+) are just passing dust while wheezing and coughing up cigarette bile while their wrinkled asses wave like Oprah's underarms. I feel this is very interesting. AND Entertaining.
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Sex is something that people under 50 with perfect bodies do (in my mind, under 30), People 60+ (especially 80+) are just passing dust while wheezing and coughing up cigarette bile while their wrinkled asses wave like Oprah's underarms. I feel this is very interesting. AND Entertaining.
Why?...a man standing by his beliefs and morals is entertaining?.......or is it just something you don't have any experience with? |
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Why?...a man standing by his beliefs and morals is entertaining?....... Says another man typing in his sandals. No I find it enlightening the way the other 90% in that thread do but, when you're on the outside looking in I can understand how it is hard for you to see. |
