Posted: 2/24/2009 5:44:21 PM EDT
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When my wife makes cookies, I'm on the cookie dough like a hobo on a hot dog. She always bitches at me to stay out.
She knows I"m coming with the spoon. Give it a rest already. WTF? 
I can understand when I hit the mandarin oranges before they meet the friut salad and she bitches at me because the more mandarins I eat the less go into the salad. But cookies? Why does she care if I eat the cookie before or after it's cooked. |
Your gonna get worms from eating that shit! That's what my mom told me when I was a kid, kept me away then but now when my wife is making cookies and my kids are hovering around looking for samples, I tell them the same thing and when they are gone I grab the biggest spoon I can find. The Butt has not itched yet 
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Its because you can't dip cookie dough into a glass of milk properly.
Sure you can have it on the spoon and dip it in the milk, but unless it's cooked, it just isn't the same. Now go beat your face and apologize to your wife for stealing her hard earned work like that. They are supposed to be made into cookies, otherwise it ISN'T COOKIE DOUGH. If it never gets made into cookies, then it cannot be cookie dough, hence, you are ruining your wifes entire endevor and invalidating all of her hard work. You should be ashamed of yourself.......... as I write this, AutomaticJoy is looking over my shoulder reminding me how I pulled commando missions to get cookie dough the last time she baked some.....
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I don't know what it is with them and the dough. Do NOT take a sample. It really iritates my wife as well.
Our sons school has sold the premade frozen cookie dough. I bet I eat half of it right out of the freezer. I'm saving energy by not having to heat up the oven.
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Its because you can't dip cookie dough into a glass of milk properly. Sure you can have it on the spoon and dip it in the milk, but unless it's cooked, it just isn't the same. Now go beat your face and apologize to your wife for stealing her hard earned work like that. They are supposed to be made into cookies, otherwise it ISN'T COOKIE DOUGH. If it never gets made into cookies, then it cannot be cookie dough, hence, you are ruining your wifes entire endevor and invalidating all of her hard work. You should be ashamed of yourself.......... as I write this, AutomaticJoy is looking over my shoulder reminding me how I pulled commando missions to get cookie dough the last time she baked some..... HEATHEN! Blender Grumpy! Blender!!! Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Milk!!!!!
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When my wife makes cookies, I'm on the cookie dough like a hobo on a hot dog. She always bitches at me to stay out. She knows I"m coming with the spoon. Give it a rest already. WTF?
I can understand when I hit the mandarin oranges before they meet the friut salad and she bitches at me because the more mandarins I eat the less go into the salad. But cookies? Why does she care if I eat the cookie before or after it's cooked. You should have got one that watch westerns and shares the dough. She just told me what ever makes you happy as long as its not with another woman. 
ETA: I know its a trap, 
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as I write this, AutomaticJoy is looking over my shoulder reminding me how I pulled commando missions to get cookie dough the last time she baked some..... So, you run around the house with no underwear stealing cookie dough? Oh, thanks. Now I have this image in my mind and I can't get rid of it. |
