Posted: 2/18/2009 3:56:27 PM EDT
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So, I book a room at the hotel, and I tell the lady behind the desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!" |
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I'd take her for a spin |
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Fuck yeah, why I'd ................I'd...............uh, nevermind! 
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Retard... Drumset.... |
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So, I book a room at the hotel, and I tell the lady behind the desk, "Ihope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
She replies, "No, it's regularporn, you sick bastard!"
And you didn't get the HUGE hint!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! She was coming on too you and you BLEW IT... what hotel was this?!?!?! LOL
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Quoted: More proof of how happy I am that I have taken time to meet a lot of the quality folks on this forum. I have said this before but you folks have a lot of class unfortunately it's mostly low class. what cha' got against getting some cripple nookie......  they need love to...... 
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Reminds me of the time we went to an airshow in New London, CT when Louie Pilli hooked up with a one-legged bar tender girl.
He took her to his motel room, the next morning we caught her as she was leaving the room hopping on one leg with the fake leg tucked under her arm. She smiled at us and said she would have been able to get away sooner but Louie kept her leg all night long and she didn't get it back until he passed out... |
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Too many legs... |
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