[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Dinner pic (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/14/2009 7:34:59 PM EDT
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+1 Lobster (I'm from New England, so even though I don't really like them (too rich for me) I can appreciate people that eat them)
+1 "Moment of death" pic +2 Rifles +2 pistols +1 extra mags +2 Even the wife gets a tacticool knife +1 steak +1 fancy little butter melty thingies. -1 steak sauce -1 those fancy little butter melty thingies are pretty ghey, now that I think about it. 9/10 
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http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/bulletbob223/lobster.jpg http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/bulletbob223/vddinner.jpg -1 for no pictures of the kitchen sink. 
-1 for use of dimmers 
-1 for cheating (which table you used) 
+1 for at least one plate of vegetarian food 8/10 
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http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/bulletbob223/lobster.jpg http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/bulletbob223/vddinner.jpg -1 for no pictures of the kitchen sink.
-1 for use of dimmers
-1 for cheating (which table you used)
+1 for at least one plate of vegetarian food 8/10
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Best setup I've seen thus far...
10/10 Although the fey little glass of whatever girlie dribble it is sitting by your plate at the head of the table is somewhat questionable... However, Bonus points awarded for enduring the abuse handed out by your SO while loading the table down with firearms on Valentines day. Well played. |
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I found the following Fail Beverage entry tool on the table...this looks like a formal dinner, you wouldn't leave the cork screw on the table. Just trying to raise the status of the Beverage Entry tool under exposed pic... Steak sauce...if you've got a good steak then you don't need it However, there is lots of WIN on this table....
Overall, 9/10.... |
At first glance 10/10 
Then it was 14/10 
+1 for Pendleton +1 Killing your own food despite buying it at the store +1 Lots of guns and knives +1 for Pendleton (I like Pendleton) On further review... 
-1 for unopened Pendleton (Could be just a prop) -3 for HP Sauce  (-1 It's British, -1 It's a Heinz product, -1 cooking a shitty steak needing a sauce)
-1 for no ice, leads me to further believe the Pendleton is there as a prop -1 no measuring device, those could be crawfish and you could be a midget standing on a stool. -1 two forks. You plan on breaking one? (especially with those girly hands) 
-1 another unnamed sauce that I can't read to bitch about. 6/10 
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Evidently they don't use salad forks in some areas, I do see salad. The wild type Flowers and candles are a good touch on Valentines day and maybe birthdays, but don't get carried away.
Crab and Lobster wowzer! Good food, good firearms and good alcohol. No soup spoon but no soup. Table cloth good I don't think you can put a minus down for no feet in dinner pictures. However it could be a plus.
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At first glance 10/10
Then it was 14/10
+1 for Pendleton +1 Killing your own food despite buying it at the store +1 Lots of guns and knives +1 for Pendleton (I like Pendleton) On further review...
-1 for unopened Pendleton (Could be just a prop) All whiskey comes in unopened bottles. -3 for HP Sauce (-1 It's British, -1 It's a Heinz product, -1 cooking a shitty steak needing a sauce)
That is my FAVORITE steak sauce. Made in Holland. NOT a Heinz product. And that is a home raised Black Angus Tenderloin that cut with a fork. -1 for no ice, leads me to further believe the Pendleton is there as a prop. Nice detective work but I don't put the ice in till I'm ready to pour and at that point we were still drinking Champagne. -1 no measuring device, those could be crawfish and you could be a midget standing on a stool. Those are 1.5 lb Maine lobsters. I wouldn't spend 70 bucks on crawfish
-1 two forks. One is a salad fork and one is an entree fork. If you ever date a girl with more than 3 teeth she will explain it to you. You plan on breaking one? (especially with those girly hands) Quit fanatsizing about my hands, I'm spoken for.
-1 another unnamed sauce that I can't read to bitch about. Mayanik Orange Habanero sauce. That WAS a prop to avoid the all too common -1 for no hot sauce. 6/10
I feel your 6/10 rating was fair with what you had to work with. Thanks for playing
ETA: You scared the hell out of me with the HP was a Heinz product comment. I had to research that.
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Quoted: only if they were HER feet would it be a plus Evidently they don't use salad forks in some areas, I do see salad. The wild type Flowers and candles are a good touch on Valentines day and maybe birthdays, but don't get carried away. Crab and Lobster wowzer! Good food, good firearms and good alcohol. No soup spoon but no soup. Table cloth good I don't think you can put a minus down for no feet in dinner pictures. However it could be a plus. |
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ETA: You scared the hell out of me with the HP was a Heinz product comment. I had to research that.
Well you Fail at Failing... HP Sauce is a condiment; a popular brown sauce formerly produced in Aston, Birmingham, England, by HP Foods but now produced by H.J. Heinz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce ETA - Whether you Tapco fuck an AK or put Sauce on a steak, same thing. FAIL |
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However, Bonus points awarded for enduring the abuse handed out by your SO while loading the table down with firearms on Valentines day. Well played. She did complain but not like you're thinking. I originally put a 9MM near her plate to go with the 9MM AR next to her. She complained that she wanted HER Para 12LDA instead. Damn I married well.
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ETA: You scared the hell out of me with the HP was a Heinz product comment. I had to research that.
Well you Fail at Failing... HP Sauce is a condiment; a popular brown sauce formerly produced in Aston, Birmingham, England, by HP Foods but now produced by H.J. Heinz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce ETA - Whether you Tapco fuck an AK or put Sauce on a steak, same thing. FAIL In June 2005, Heinz purchased the parent company, HP Foods, from Danone.[4] In October of that year the United Kingdom Office of Fair Trading referred the takeover to the Competition Commission,[5] who gave the go-ahead for the £440 million acquisition in April 2006.[6] You're right. Goddamitt!!!! Just weren't gonna be happy till you ruined my day. Looks like Heinz is now the parent company of HP. THANKS A LOT SARGENT FUCKING BUZZKILL.
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However, Bonus points awarded for enduring the abuse handed out by your SO while loading the table down with firearms on Valentines day. Well played. She did complain but not like you're thinking. I originally put a 9MM near her plate to go with the 9MM AR next to her. She complained that she wanted HER Para 12LDA instead. Damn I married well.
Very well indeed... My SO is into firearms, she understands the slight obsession, but I still would have caught a lot of good natured ribbing... We had us some huge King crab legs, salad and fresh eclairs for desert, but no fancy table, we ate in front of the TV like good Americans watching Madagascar II. Well done again. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: However, Bonus points awarded for enduring the abuse handed out by your SO while loading the table down with firearms on Valentines day. Well played. She did complain but not like you're thinking. I originally put a 9MM near her plate to go with the 9MM AR next to her. She complained that she wanted HER Para 12LDA instead. Damn I married well. Very well indeed... My SO is into firearms, she understands the slight obsession, but I still would have caught a lot of good natured ribbing... We had us some huge King crab legs, salad and fresh eclairs for desert, but no fancy table, we ate in front of the TV like good Americans watching Madagascar II Nascar. Well done again. hey and it rimes!   |
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nah I'm only into F1 and sometimes moto GP (if I can get tickets for the KL race)... the whole Nascar thing makes me dizzy I just don't get the point of driving around in circles for a few hours... Hell Yeah F1 FTW, though I am worried about the increased regulation and cost cutting measures. Although the introduction of KERS is pretty exciting... |
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Quoted: F1 has gone down hill... it all started when they banned team communications out (driver to driver) during that Barichello Shumaker race, where he slowed down to let shumi win... Quoted: nah I'm only into F1 and sometimes moto GP (if I can get tickets for the KL race)... the whole Nascar thing makes me dizzy I just don't get the point of driving around in circles for a few hours... Hell Yeah F1 FTW, though I am worried about the increased regulation and cost cutting measures. Although the introduction of KERS is pretty exciting... =[ they were on the same team! Now they have so many regulations it's bullshit... whatever happened to let the best/fastest driver win. |