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12/23/2008 9:07:14 PM EDT
Here we have a lovely Bison Steak, prepared to a solid medium with a side of corn and mini candy canes.  To drink, Airframer Applejuice, prepared with CIROC Vodka and Martinellis Apple Cider.  CIROC was used due to the fruity notes which are naturally distilled into it, being that this is a Vodka made with grapes.  When mixed with the Martinellis, its an explosion of goodness, kinda like having a college coed grab you by the nuts and telling you they belong to her tonight...



The Firearm is a Stainless Kimber Procarry in .38 Super, with a 10rd Chip McCormick for a spare.
12/23/2008 9:13:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Not bad but I wanna go to Odt's house to eat.
12/23/2008 9:16:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Looks like a hell of a....snack. Needs rifle + random shit.
12/23/2008 9:20:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Wow, a Kimber in .38sup!  Cool.  Don't see alot of those out there.
12/24/2008 7:41:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Martinellis +2
.38 Super!  +3
Extra Mag +1
Alcohol +1
Social D Grips +4

No rifle or mags -2
No napkin + knife facing wrong way -1
God Aweful table cloth! -1

Weak 7/10


I'm with Bludd on this one... I'm going to OdT's!
12/24/2008 7:49:38 AM EDT
[#5]
Candy canes and guns. I hate peppermint.
12/24/2008 7:51:26 AM EDT
[#6]
I can't believe you forgot the rifle!

They always forget the rifle

6/10

(-4 for your plate not being full)
12/24/2008 7:51:46 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Candy canes and guns. I hate peppermint.


+1 to candy canes sucking.
12/24/2008 8:59:08 AM EDT
[#8]
Eating less volume then I typically shit -5
franch vodka?  -10
Eating stuff that looks cool when you shit +1
Bison +4
franch vodka -6

I give it a -22/78



Fuck the franch!
12/24/2008 9:07:10 AM EDT
[#9]
For the record, i used that tablecloth because it gives ODT seizures

I couldn't fit a rifle on the table, the other 1/2 was full of stuff to wrap presents
12/24/2008 9:12:19 AM EDT
[#10]
Meat +2
Pistol +2
.38 Super +1
Social D Grips +1
Spare Mag +2
Booze and Cider +2

No Napkin -1
Knife pointed the wrong way -1
No rifle -1

Candy Canes +.5 for creativity

Solid 7.5
12/24/2008 9:25:35 AM EDT
[#11]
Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.
12/24/2008 10:28:04 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.


It was a Christmas gift from my neighbors?
12/24/2008 1:37:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
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Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.


It was a Christmas gift from my neighbors?


I bet. They didn't want to get caught with it in their house.
12/24/2008 2:08:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
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Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.


It was a Christmas gift from my neighbors?


I bet. They didn't want to get caught with it in their house.


I bet it makes you drunk.  
12/24/2008 5:17:16 PM EDT
[#15]
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Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.


It was a Christmas gift from my neighbors?


I bet. They didn't want to get caught with it in their house.


I bet it makes you ghey.


12/24/2008 5:45:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
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Defends his choice of table cloth but, says nothing about the fact the he is effectively suckling from penis of a fucking foreign faggish franch fruit farmer... Fail.


It was a Christmas gift from my neighbors?


I bet. They didn't want to get caught with it in their house.


I bet it makes you ghey.





12/24/2008 5:55:21 PM EDT
[#17]
What is it with you people... You all keep on putting the knife the wrong way

FAIL!
12/24/2008 6:02:26 PM EDT
[#18]
Note Knife...

12/24/2008 8:26:32 PM EDT
[#19]


If I lose my job, can I have lobster too?
12/24/2008 8:29:43 PM EDT
[#20]


Good try, but obviously that lobster is BBQd, and since its the planet hoth in gold bar....

Edited to add: Had lobster for dinner tonight
12/24/2008 8:35:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:


If I lose my job, can I have lobster too?


First off this was my Birthday Dinner and that was back in September. I was going to post this as my dinner picture but thought I would get to much crap for it... No booze

Secondly that Lobster was a gift! Also my first time at cooking a lobster.

12/24/2008 8:38:40 PM EDT
[#22]
Lobster +4
Pistol, Pistol, Extra mag & extra mag +1, +1, +1, & +1
Knife going the right way!  +1
BUTTER +1
Cloth Napkin +1 (not in convulsion plaid extra +1)
BBQ'ing in the snow +2 Effen Cheat!

No Rifle -1
Teddy Bear -1
Burnt Lobster -1
No Tacticool knife -1
Posted by Spanky -2 (just because)
Cheating the Dinner pic and trying to get BBQ in the snow credit -2


4/10





Quoted:


Good try, but obviously that lobster is BBQd, and since its the planet hoth in gold bar....

Edited to add: Had lobster for dinner tonight


Who says you can't BBQ on Hoth?  I did come KICK ASS Fillet's tonight.  5 burner BBQ that cranks up to 500 degrees does just fine in 32 degree weather!  The cover I build over my backyard keep the snow out and I was manning the BBQ in my slippers, not getting wet at all!
12/24/2008 8:39:19 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:


Good try, but obviously that lobster is BBQd, and since its the planet hoth in gold bar....

Edited to add: Had lobster for dinner tonight


See the post above this post

12/24/2008 8:45:43 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:


If I lose my job, can I have lobster too?


First off this was my Birthday Dinner and that was back in September. I was going to post this as my dinner picture but thought I would get to much crap for it... No booze

Secondly that Lobster was a gift! Also my first time at cooking a lobster.



Your panties, unwad them. It was a joke, that humored me slightly.

What is it with you people... You all keep on putting the knife the wrong way

FAIL!


?

Observance, sentence structure, ribbing, and spelling.... are not your strong points are they? Take a look at my dinner pic from last night.
12/24/2008 8:50:29 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
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If I lose my job, can I have lobster too?


First off this was my Birthday Dinner and that was back in September. I was going to post this as my dinner picture but thought I would get to much crap for it... No booze

Secondly that Lobster was a gift! Also my first time at cooking a lobster.



Your panties, unwad them. It was a joke, that humored me slightly.

What is it with you people... You all keep on putting the knife the wrong way

FAIL!


?

Observance, sentence structure, ribbing, and spelling.... are not your strong points are they? Take a look at my dinner pic from last night.



No... I is as dumm as the come
12/24/2008 8:51:43 PM EDT
[#26]
No Food on Page 2!!!
12/24/2008 8:53:53 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."
12/24/2008 8:56:11 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."


I dunno about spanky, but the hate keeps me warm!  
12/24/2008 8:57:35 PM EDT
[#29]
I have not eaten a real meal in 5 days..


Pepper stick's, and Chevron food, get my ass back in the chair, and sell condo's, or shovel snow... Sleep on the floor like a hobo...get up, and do it all over again.



On the plus side, some unknown person at work put a bottle of Makers in my locker.

I dont know who it was, that was willing to break the rules, but I was happy about that, and slept like a baby...kinda tuff getting up though.
12/24/2008 8:57:59 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Lobster +4
Pistol, Pistol, Extra mag & extra mag +1, +1, +1, & +1
Knife going the right way!  +1
BUTTER +1
Cloth Napkin +1 (not in convulsion plaid extra +1)
BBQ'ing in the snow +2 Effen Cheat!

No Rifle -1
Teddy Bear -1
Burnt Lobster -1
No Tacticool knife -1
Posted by Spanky -2 (just because)
Cheating the Dinner pic and trying to get BBQ in the snow credit -2


4/10





Quoted:


Good try, but obviously that lobster is BBQd, and since its the planet hoth in gold bar....

Edited to add: Had lobster for dinner tonight


Who says you can't BBQ on Hoth?  I did come KICK ASS Fillet's tonight.  5 burner BBQ that cranks up to 500 degrees does just fine in 32 degree weather!  The cover I build over my backyard keep the snow out and I was manning the BBQ in my slippers, not getting wet at all!



Heck my BBQ blew over... the wind outside has been aweful... Earlier there was zero visability and had whiteout conditions...


12/24/2008 9:00:43 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."



You call it hate... I am LMAO... It's the INTERNET. I mean come on with people worried about salt washing into the Puget sound and all
12/24/2008 9:07:13 PM EDT
[#32]


Way ta hijack, Spanky!

Start your OWN dinner pic thread!

I think the cold's gettin' to ya!
12/24/2008 9:07:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."



You call it hate... I am LMAO... It's the INTERNET. I mean come on with people worried about salt washing into the Puget sound and all


If my life hinged on the delivery of a UPS package, the weather, unions, stuffed animals, WAC procedures, pretending to be illiterate online, emos, " What do the call those holsers that are on you side under you arm?", the non-existent GOBC and non-existent forum politics, unfair treatment, trolling the WA HTF, and spending all my time not finding work so I could bitch about it..... you might have a point.

Teasing you, on the other hand, might just provide me some very cheap entertainment.
12/24/2008 9:40:58 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."



You call it hate... I am LMAO... It's the INTERNET. I mean come on with people worried about salt washing into the Puget sound and all


If my life hinged on the delivery of a UPS package, the weather, unions, stuffed animals, WAC procedures, pretending to be illiterate online, emos, " What do the call those holsers that are on you side under you arm?", the non-existent GOBC and non-existent forum politics, unfair treatment, trolling the WA HTF, and spending all my time not finding work so I could bitch about it..... you might have a point.

Teasing you, on the other hand, might just provide me some very cheap entertainment.



Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.
12/24/2008 9:40:58 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."



You call it hate... I am LMAO... It's the INTERNET. I mean come on with people worried about salt washing into the Puget sound and all


If my life hinged on the delivery of a UPS package, the weather, unions, stuffed animals, WAC procedures, pretending to be illiterate online, emos, " What do the call those holsers that are on you side under you arm?", the non-existent GOBC and non-existent forum politics, unfair treatment, trolling the WA HTF, and spending all my time not finding work so I could bitch about it..... you might have a point.

Teasing you, on the other hand, might just provide me some very cheap entertainment.



Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.
12/24/2008 9:47:50 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
No... I is as dumm as the come


I doubt it. But constant insisting on making non-issues in to your issues..... "All that hate is gonna burn you up kid."



You call it hate... I am LMAO... It's the INTERNET. I mean come on with people worried about salt washing into the Puget sound and all


If my life hinged on the delivery of a UPS package, the weather, unions, stuffed animals, WAC procedures, pretending to be illiterate online, emos, " What do the call those holsers that are on you side under you arm?", the non-existent GOBC and non-existent forum politics, unfair treatment, trolling the WA HTF, and spending all my time not finding work so I could bitch about it..... you might have a point.

Teasing you, on the other hand, might just provide me some very cheap entertainment.



Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.



That would be a testament to perseverance!
12/24/2008 10:30:26 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.


I'm OfuckindT. Like it, lump it, or shove it.

Do you recall some protests on your part about an explosion involving some dyed polyester, sold to you in the form of a 4 legged "friend"?

And, if you think I've read everything you've ever wrote on these pages, you need to look up the word 'narcissism'. It'll keep you warm & fuzzy for the rest of the year.



12/24/2008 10:36:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Fuck I still have Cheap thrills, gotta love Janice Joplin! (and BB and the holding co.)
12/24/2008 10:39:34 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Fuck I still have Cheap thrills, gotta love Janice Joplin! (and BB and the holding co.)




My mother had/has that album (LP). She played it many weekends in a row when I was much shorter and up to no good.
12/24/2008 10:46:12 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.


I'm OfuckindT. Like it, lump it, or shove it.

Do you recall some protests on your part about an explosion involving some dyed polyester, sold to you in the form of a 4 legged "friend"?

And, if you think I've read everything you've ever wrote on these pages, you need to look up the word 'narcissism'. It'll keep you warm & fuzzy for the rest of the year.

http://thegood.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/robert-crumb-janis-joplin-cheap-thrills-2.jpg



Let me re read what I posted...

Yep that what I thougt...

Where did I EVER bitch about a stuffed toy? I am not talking about that bastard who blew one up... Yes I bitched about him...


People just...


Its like you all hate me or something ... all put missed spelled worked in my posts
12/24/2008 10:51:08 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Well... Just who the hell do you think you are? Have I bitched one about a stuffed toy?


What really scares me is that you have read everything I have wrote... Now that's some scarry stuff.


I'm OfuckindT. Like it, lump it, or shove it.

Do you recall some protests on your part about an explosion involving some dyed polyester, sold to you in the form of a 4 legged "friend"?

And, if you think I've read everything you've ever wrote on these pages, you need to look up the word 'narcissism'. It'll keep you warm & fuzzy for the rest of the year.

http://thegood.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/robert-crumb-janis-joplin-cheap-thrills-2.jpg



Let me re read what I posted...

Yep that what I thougt...

Where did I EVER bitch about a stuffed toy? I am not talking about that bastard who blew one up... Yes I bitched about him...


People just...


Its like you all hate me or something ... all put missed spelled worked in my posts


Hinged and Bitched are different words, with separate meanings and definitions. But if it helps you get hung up on my posts, feel free to confuse them.