Posted: 11/24/2008 10:13:06 PM EDT
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Thought you might find this atleast somewhat entertaining. . .Friday night, beyond blackout drunk at a bar on Freemont. . .
Don't remember a great deal about it BUT apparently I saw my X there, and the morning after I checked my phone and found about 8 text messages just like this one I had sent the night before. "I still Missss t! you my favm nekira i likr u thw mist wish u likd me" (this is word for word! and by the way her name is nothing even close to nekira by the way!) hahah at least all the guys got a good laugh at the Apple Cup the day after. Needless to say my sorry attempt at a drunk text hookup was an epic fail. I usually don't get that sloppy but hey she was already an X soooo no damage done. |
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like busses man... remember, no matter how much gals tell you that your desire to hook up with them is more then their desire to find a man, there's still more of them than us. Males are the commodity, not the other way around. <<Cough>> "Girls are like busses; if you miss one another will be along in a few minutes. Some are even bendy in the middle" |
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Thought you might find this atleast somewhat entertaining. . .Friday night, beyond blackout drunk at a bar on Freemont. . . Don't remember a great deal about it BUT apparently I saw my X there, and the morning after I checked my phone and found about 8 text messages just like this one I had sent the night before. "I still Missss t! you my favm nekira i likr u thw mist wish u likd me" (this is word for word! and by the way her name is nothing even close to nekira by the way!) hahah at least all the guys got a good laugh at the Apple Cup the day after. Needless to say my sorry attempt at a drunk text hookup was an epic fail. I usually don't get that sloppy but hey she was already an X soooo no damage done. 
.... Dumbass! |
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Thought you might find this atleast somewhat entertaining. . .Friday night, beyond blackout drunk at a bar on Freemont. . . Don't remember a great deal about it BUT apparently I saw my X there, and the morning after I checked my phone and found about 8 text messages just like this one I had sent the night before. "I still Missss t! you my favm nekira i likr u thw mist wish u likd me" (this is word for word! and by the way her name is nothing even close to nekira by the way!) hahah at least all the guys got a good laugh at the Apple Cup the day after. Needless to say my sorry attempt at a drunk text hookup was an epic fail. I usually don't get that sloppy but hey she was already an X soooo no damage done. I play hard to get also. It works every time. |
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HAHAHAH!!!! OHHHH GOOD GOD! this one is going straight to all the boys. . . 
To tell ya the truth, she's my X. . . I mean no harm done. I just thought it was funny waking up and having no recollection and finding these gems on my cellphone! I do pretty dec. with the ladies, but hey can't winem all 
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like busses man... <<Cough>> "Girls are like busses; if you miss one another will be along in a few minutes. Some are even bendy in the middle" I figured you'd told everyone enough that I didn't need to type the whole thing out, and went on to my next point. But thanks, I'll give ya credit for the assist. 
That picture is awesome! In fact, I think I'm gonna save that txt msg to my drafts and send it instead, the next time I feel like making fool of myself. |
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haha y-e-a I suppose I'm that guy. . . there's a back-story to the whole ordeal, but I won't bore ya with that. . Yea I did it and on top of that I thought it was funny enough to show my friends and post it online for your simultaneous enjoyment and ridicule!
And Dravisar, I deleted her digits the next morning, wish I had done it many nights before, but whatever’s clever. . After my REAL X broke up with me almost a year ago, and took my 2 little Boston Terriers (thanks ARF for helping me through one hell of a time in my life) I could care less what any girl since, thinks of me. She was an X for a reason. . . . . I just wish I hadn't burned the bridge, so to speak. 
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