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11/13/2008 8:59:27 AM EDT
Got a question?

Wanna know what LCR is but are afraid to ask? Wanna know what a fudd is? Wanna know the power of 106? Want 1GRs phone number? Want to know JSNumbas home planet?

I'll answer anything, unless it isn't any of your damned business. (those questions will be redirected to PCR-00)

If I don't know the answer, it was a stupid question, and I'll tell you to "google it, fucker."

If someone answers you before me, that's good. I'm probably too busy to fool around answering questions on the internet all day & night.

If you want to argue with my answer, I'll sick GrumpyM4 on you. And if that doesn't phase you, you'll be forced to grab you-know-whos wrists.

If it's a question that you think only Phil can answer, you probably didn't read the Legal Resource page at the top of the forum list. He knows this, and he WILL remove a gold star from your profile each time you ask him the same question that was just answered on the second page of the WA HTF. Second offenses involve kittens. You've been forewarned.

Go ahead, ask!
11/13/2008 9:00:20 AM EDT
[#1]
Why do we need a question thread?
11/13/2008 9:01:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Why do we need a question thread?


Because of all the questions.

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11/13/2008 9:02:14 AM EDT
[#3]
Wow, you are good.
11/13/2008 9:03:44 AM EDT
[#4]
Why is outter space black?
11/13/2008 9:11:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Why is outter space black?


WAHTF related questions only please....ie:

Why does Dino seem to get crotchety and surly every 28 days or so?
11/13/2008 9:11:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Why is outter space black?


WAHTF related questions only please....ie:

Why does Dino seem to get crotchety and surly every 28 days or so?
11/13/2008 9:22:21 AM EDT
[#7]
Is there some sort of wizardry behing this mystical 106?  I would like to know the magical powers that are 106.  

As with the *CR...  I know there are a few LCR and PCR...  What are these randome letters?  Why is there no KCR or TCR?
11/13/2008 9:25:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

As with the *CR...  I know there are a few LCR and PCR...  What are these randome letters?  Why is there no KCR or TCR?


They aren't random at all.

There is also SCR, SnoCos, and BDF (such as it is these days)
11/13/2008 9:41:55 AM EDT
[#9]
In the interest of full disclosure,  Mr Fuddgunner,, there SHOULD be some kind of published Price List.


,, since this is the WAHTF  it would probably look something like this,,




Answers to Questions


Basic Answer _ (may not have anything to do with question being asked) _  $1.06    


Smartass Answer _ (almost certainly has nothing to do with question )  _  $10.60


Answer Redirected to PCR, or Phil _                $106.00


Correct Answer _    ( VERY unlikely that you will get one of these,, this IS the WAHTF, after all,, sheesh.) _ $106,000




However,  there is Good News;

"google it, fucker"  and "Moronic Slack Jawed Blank Stares"  are  still FREE


11/13/2008 10:06:07 AM EDT
[#10]
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
11/13/2008 10:07:55 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


African or european?

11/13/2008 10:32:54 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:

Why does Dino seem to get crotchety and surly every 28 days or so?


Why is it GrumpyM4 seems to be happy every 28 days or so?
11/13/2008 10:50:25 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


If air is involved, I'd think it more likely a spitter was involved than a swallower.
11/13/2008 10:54:58 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Is there some sort of wizardry behing this mystical 106?  I would like to know the magical powers that are 106.  

As with the *CR...  I know there are a few LCR and PCR...  What are these randome letters?  Why is there no KCR or TCR?



106, can only be answered around a fire with alcohol present

LCR : Lewis County Regulars, Lewis County Region.

PCR : Politically Correct Rifle
11/13/2008 11:07:48 AM EDT
[#15]
Was there ever a "KCR", or am I going to get run out of the WAHTF just for suggesting it?  
11/13/2008 12:26:54 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

"Moronic Slack Jawed Blank Stares"  are  still FREE



I've been providing those to this whole thread.

I'm an intern, but when I get really good at it I might have to start charging.

11/13/2008 12:30:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Why is outter space black?


It's dark at night.

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11/13/2008 12:32:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:Why does Dino seem to get crotchety and surly every 28 days or so?


It's almost certainly related to "Goddammit!". (I'm still working on the literal translation)

11/13/2008 12:35:41 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Is there some sort of wizardry behing this mystical 106?  I would like to know the magical powers that are 106.  

As with the *CR...  I know there are a few LCR and PCR...  What are these randome letters?  Why is there no KCR or TCR?


The power & folklore of "106" is shared only at LCR, in person, with your photo ID and the beer you better not have forgotten.

Feel free to invent your own "*CR" at will. The possibilities are boundless, both in space and in time.

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EDIT, PCR already answered
11/13/2008 12:37:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
In the interest of full disclosure,  Mr Fuddgunner,, there SHOULD be some kind of published Price List.


,, since this is the WAHTF  it would probably look something like this,,




Answers to Questions


Basic Answer _ (may not have anything to do with question being asked) _  $1.06    


Smartass Answer _ (almost certainly has nothing to do with question )  _  $10.60


Answer Redirected to PCR, or Phil _                $106.00


Correct Answer _    ( VERY unlikely that you will get one of these,, this IS the WAHTF, after all,, sheesh.) _ $106,000




However,  there is Good News;

"google it, fucker"  and "Moronic Slack Jawed Blank Stares"  are  still FREE




Or, 106 beers, whichever costs more.
11/13/2008 12:38:28 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Yogurt or mayonnaise?

EDIT, Bobbity already answered.
11/13/2008 12:42:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Why does Dino seem to get crotchety and surly every 28 days or so?


Why is it GrumpyM4 seems to be happy every 28 days or so?


redirected to PCR-00
11/13/2008 12:52:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Was there ever a "KCR", or am I going to get run out of the WAHTF just for suggesting it?  


KCRs (King County Residents) are on permanent double secret probation until they exit county limits. While behind enemy lines, they are under strict instruction to not reveal more than a single piece of personal information to the forum (in writing) per decade. Phil is very good at this, and can answer any further questions regarding the KCR tragedy/affliction.

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11/13/2008 1:17:48 PM EDT
[#24]
1  Does 1GUNRUNNER stutter or just post twice?

2 Does anyone ever talk about shooters{guns] on this forum?

3 Did anyone believe Bobbitty's story of how the gun shot got in his door?

4. My head is starting to spin with all the questions, WHEW.
11/13/2008 1:27:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
1  Does 1GUNRUNNER stutter or just post twice?

2 Does anyone ever talk about shooters{guns] on this forum?

3 Did anyone believe Bobbitty's story of how the gun shot got in his door?

4. My head is starting to spin with all the questions, WHEW.


1. All three

2. We finished all of those topics back in 2004

3. Didn't hear it, but I call BS

4. Beer

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11/13/2008 1:36:51 PM EDT
[#26]
WTF am I doing wrong?
11/13/2008 2:25:33 PM EDT
[#27]
How come the fucking retards most of the new people can't read and browse the first three topics on the WA Hometown forum main page or use Google to get their answers?
11/13/2008 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
WTF am I doing wrong?


Nothing that I'm aware of.

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11/13/2008 2:31:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
How come the fucking retards most of the new people can't read and browse the first three topics on the WA Hometown forum main page or use Google to get their answers?


Part 1: Avatar fear (yours specifically)

Part 2: They think they have a new question

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11/13/2008 2:41:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
WTF am I doing wrong?


Breathing.
11/13/2008 2:57:09 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
How come the fucking retards most of the new people can't read and browse the first three topics on the WA Hometown forum main page or use Google to get their answers?


I searched for 106 and all I got were answers about Seaborgium and the periodic table of elements...

As for LCR/PCR, I figured as much that is what it meant...  BUT I haven't seen it speeled out...    

I think Skunk731 and I are going to make the TCR...  If it doesn't exist already...  Damn hippies...

So, when are we going to have one of those fires/beer nights?  I have three forms of ID I can use...  Does a VA ID card work?
11/13/2008 3:13:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
So, when are we going to have one of those fires/beer nights?


In about 46 minutes.


Quoted:
Does a VA ID card work?


Sure, but you're gonna have to drive like hell to make it here in 46 minutes. VA is a fair drive from here.



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11/13/2008 3:27:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Part 1: Avatar fear (yours specifically)


Changed  
11/13/2008 3:32:44 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Part 1: Avatar fear (yours specifically)


Changed  


My turn to ask a question: WTF is that shit?





11/13/2008 4:12:16 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Part 1: Avatar fear (yours specifically)


Changed  


My turn to ask a question: WTF is that shit?





Looks like white bread...

11/13/2008 4:12:47 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
So, when are we going to have one of those fires/beer nights?


In about 46 minutes.


Quoted:
Does a VA ID card work?


Sure, but you're gonna have to drive like hell to make it here in 46 minutes. VA is a fair drive from here.



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Dammit!  I am having a fire night with my buds tonight...  But in VA, I mean Veterans Affairs disabled/medical ID card...
11/13/2008 4:32:57 PM EDT
[#37]
Who is actually in charge of the WAHTF?
11/13/2008 4:38:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Who is actually in charge of the WAHTF?


http://www.ar15.com/about/
Owner & Administrator AR15.com:
EdwardAvila
Juan Avila
Jorge Avila

http://www.ar15.com/forums/board.html?b=8
Washington Hometown moderators:
Phil_in_Seattle, migradog






11/13/2008 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
But in VA, I mean Veterans Affairs disabled/medical ID card...


I was attempting humor, Groucho
11/13/2008 4:48:26 PM EDT
[#40]
Screw Hippies
11/13/2008 4:49:46 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Part 1: Avatar fear (yours specifically)


Changed  


My turn to ask a question: WTF is that shit?


Wonder Bread, it builds a strong body 12 ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiX8UKClaPM

11/13/2008 4:50:26 PM EDT
[#42]
Why is R-32 ghey?
11/13/2008 4:53:54 PM EDT
[#43]
How come Neo can't get a job?
11/13/2008 4:55:18 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Screw Hippies


If that was a question, sure. But use the same protection that you would when screwing rednecks, intellectuals, or rich religious people.

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11/13/2008 4:56:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Why is R-32 ghey?


Looks like white bread...

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11/13/2008 4:56:52 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
How come Neo can't get a job?


"The One" has been taken. Don't you watch the news?

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11/13/2008 5:00:46 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How come Neo can't get a job?


"The One" has been taken. Don't you watch the news?

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News does no good when it is false info.
11/13/2008 5:02:16 PM EDT
[#48]
What's the average size of the male penis....and when should I expect to start growing pubic hair?
11/13/2008 5:03:21 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Screw Hippies


It figures that someone named skunk would want to screw a dirty smelly hippie


11/13/2008 5:04:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
What's the average size of the male penis....and when should I expect to start growing pubic hair?


Redirected to PCR-00

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