Posted: 7/6/2008 2:15:40 PM EDT
 Heading to my new home.  See you guys in 4 months. I expect Makers and Beer when I get back! |
No offense intended Sgt, but how dumb do you think I am? These guys would be sending me "care packages" every day. Lets see what they have listed so far to send me if they get my addy: Giant dildos Gay porn Anal lube(Industrial size) 1 cookie Obama t-shirt A pack of smokes Live ammo I forget what else they said would make great care packages but I would hate to have my career marred by murder charges when I get back! |
With his little bro being the CO... I dont think it will be that hard to get your address.  Good luck! I know you are going to LOVE it. 
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If anybody knows his real name, IM it to me, and we'll start having fun from day one! Even if I just sent him a letter from me, it would get the ball rolling, can you imagine a Drill SGT reading a letter to a private from another Drill SGT? |
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I'll be in touch. Hey, Berzerker, Good luck man. As far as making it in basic... Do what you're told, it'll be over before you know it. Do what you're told Do what you're told Do what you're told 
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Yes.   [Beavis&Butthead]Heh.....heh....heh.....heheheheheh..........hehehehheh[/Beavis&Butthead] I'd wish you luck, but...I know you've prepped and you ain't no child. Listen closely, follow the instructions, and always divine the intent before acting. You'll do well. All the same, may the road rise to meet your feet, the wind always be at your back, and if it comes down to it, if you find yourself among the departed, it's my hope that you'll be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows it.
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Good luck! Please remember this: 1st General Order I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved. 2nd General Order I will obey my special orders and perform all my duties in a military manner. 3rd General Order I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions, to the commander of the relief. |
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 That would be awesome!I never sent anything bad to anyone from here, But I have been known to put a sticker from another branch on the box every now and then.
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5th General Order I will beat my meat and fuck everything within fifty feet. 6th General Order I will not get caught. |
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Well, Meps was the average wait. Get there at 0600 and process through final inspect before 0700. Then I sat in a chair till 1400...... The orders they gave me listed my MOS as 19K when I specifically remembered signing a 19D contract. The civi liason told me that it was a typo and everything was fine..... Needless to say I was less than pleased. For some reason it took them 4 hours to reprint my orders for the right MOS. I get on the plane at 0630 and I wont see you folks for a while. Thanks for the well wishes from those of you that aint assholes. I love the rest of you too, until I get something in the mail  For those people. I will never serve you beer in my bar again!
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