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1/27/2008 2:04:35 PM EDT
YOUR FIRE SUCKS!!!
1/27/2008 2:29:58 PM EDT
[#1]
Bastards.
1/27/2008 2:34:05 PM EDT
[#2]
1/27/2008 2:48:24 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
1/27/2008 2:51:30 PM EDT
[#4]

1/27/2008 2:57:18 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Bastards.


What is so difficult?

Take firewood set it asside.
place 3-6 wooden pallets in a stack,
generiously coat them in gasoline and/or everclear.
throw firewood on top.
Light road flare,
Toss roadflare from approx 20 feet away onto pile of pallets.
Sit in lawn chair and drink beer.


Copy and pasted
1/27/2008 3:50:06 PM EDT
[#6]
2/6/2008 6:30:08 AM EDT
[#7]
your fire still sucks
2/6/2008 6:37:19 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
your fire still sucks




Sucks like this thread!
2/6/2008 7:07:04 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
your fire still sucks




Sucks like this thread!


+1 Let's get the mods to set his post count to zero.  
2/6/2008 7:19:51 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
your fire still sucks




Sucks like this thread!


+1 Let's get the mods to set his post count to zero.  



You have to take it to the Pit first!  
2/6/2008 7:21:59 AM EDT
[#11]
Should have a poll before the next LCR to see who should start the fire!
2/6/2008 7:38:39 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Should have a poll before the next LCR to see who should start maintain the fire!


fixed
2/6/2008 7:46:56 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Should have a poll before the next LCR to see who should start the fire!



1GR told me last week that April LCR is going to be billed as "Fire 101"...  
2/6/2008 10:34:58 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Should have a poll before the next LCR to see who should start the fire!



1GR told me last week that April LCR is going to be billed as "Fire 101"...  




Thank God!

Without 1GR there, the fire was as pitiful as ever.

I honestly think it was really due to lack of wood more then anything considering we didn't have nearly as much to burn as last time, but every little bit helps.
2/6/2008 5:44:49 PM EDT
[#15]
The Big Bob Memorial - Fire building 101

You people will have to add to the "Who's bringing what list":

1. Chainsaw
2. Splitting Maul

Google if necessary.  
2/6/2008 5:46:53 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
1. Chainsaw


OOH!  I got one of those!  Picked it up at HD for $125.. Should be good enough, right?
2/6/2008 5:48:59 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I honestly think it was really due to lack of wood more then anything considering we didn't have nearly as much to burn as last time, but every little bit helps.




1. There was no lack of wood when I was there on Sat.
2. It is a forest littered with downed trees; a bunch already even cut to length.
2/6/2008 5:49:54 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1. Chainsaw


OOH!  I got one of those!  Picked it up at HD for $125.. Should be good enough, right?


That is not the one that I heard referred to as "Mac's electric(battery operated) chainsaw" is it?
2/6/2008 5:52:04 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
1. Chainsaw


OOH!  I got one of those!  Picked it up at HD for $125.. Should be good enough, right?


That is not the one that I heard referred to as "Mac's electric(battery operated) chainsaw" is it?


Whoever told you that was a LIAR!  It's gas powered (takes oil and everything!)


It may only have the same power of an electric...but it is NOT an electric!
2/6/2008 6:00:04 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Whoever told you that was a LIAR!


I was told that in strict confidence and I will not mention his/her name.
2/6/2008 6:09:35 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Whoever told you that was a LIAR!


I was told that in strict confidence and I will not mention his/her name.photos.ar15.com/Galleries/Avatars/110348.jpg


PpffffffTTTT!
2/6/2008 6:10:25 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Whoever told you that was a LIAR!


I was told that in strict confidence and I will not mention his/her name.photos.ar15.com/Galleries/Avatars/110348.jpg



HEY, i was under the influence of that same product...
shit.. just gave myself up huh??
2/7/2008 1:48:43 PM EDT
[#23]
BTT

Can't let this thread die.

DALLAS, YOUR FIRE SUCKS!!!!
2/7/2008 1:53:18 PM EDT
[#24]
How can anyone even call it a fire?
3/6/2008 9:01:22 AM EDT
[#25]
Has it been a month already?  Yup, just checked, your fire still sucks.
3/6/2008 9:19:48 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Has it been a month already?  Yup, just checked, your fire still sucks.


Hard at work, I see.
Bastard.

ETA: Pg. 2 is mine, bitches.
3/6/2008 9:24:23 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Has it been a month already?  Yup, just checked, your fire still sucks.


Hard at work, I see.

Bastard.

ETA: Pg. 2 is mine, bitches.



Your never going to live this one down.




just remeber...

Roadflare
gasoline/dissel/kerosine
3/6/2008 9:37:23 AM EDT
[#28]
I won't say anything more about it for a month......ish
3/6/2008 9:55:04 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Has it been a month already?  Yup, just checked, your fire still sucks.


Hard at work, I see.

Bastard.

ETA: Pg. 2 is mine, bitches.



Your never going to live this one down.




just remeber...

Roadflare
gasoline/dissel/kerosine


I'm guessing not.  The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.
3/6/2008 11:25:05 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.


How in the hell can you not have any dry wood?...


You take the wet wood, and dry it by the fire.
3/6/2008 11:32:58 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.


How in the hell can you not have any dry wood?...


You take the wet wood, and dry it by the fire.



STOP... Don't you DARE bring logic into a thread!  YOU should know better!  
3/6/2008 11:37:04 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.


How in the hell can you not have any dry wood?...


You take the wet wood, and dry it by the fire.



STOP... Don't you DARE bring logic into a thread!  YOU should know better!  


It's not Logic, It's a question
3/6/2008 11:39:57 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.


How in the hell can you not have any dry wood?...


You take the wet wood, and dry it by the fire.



STOP... Don't you DARE bring logic into a thread!  YOU should know better!  


It's not Logic, It's a question



call it how ya see it. It's toooo  loooooogicaaaaal.
3/6/2008 11:42:04 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
The Big Bob Memorial - Fire building 101

You people will have to add to the "Who's bringing what list":

1. Chainsaw
2. Splitting Maul

Google if necessary.  


Uh...if #1 is there, why would you need #2?
3/6/2008 11:42:10 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

The sad part is that my fire was kickass until we ran out of dry wood.  It was all downhill from there.


How in the hell can you not have any dry wood?...


You take the wet wood, and dry it by the fire.


Now you know why the fire sucked.
3/6/2008 12:02:17 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Uh...if #1 is there, why would you need #2?


If you've never seen this group run a splitting maul, you are missing out.
4/6/2008 6:19:51 PM EDT
[#37]
And another month goes by.....

Still sucks.
4/6/2008 6:45:24 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
And another month goes by.....

Still sucks.
4/6/2008 7:11:12 PM EDT
[#39]
This poor guy is never going to get relief from this one eh?
Yes, his fire sucks
4/6/2008 7:11:13 PM EDT
[#40]
This poor guy is never going to get relief from this one eh?
Yes, his fire sucks
4/6/2008 8:53:01 PM EDT
[#41]
going to come to the LCR Dallas???
4/7/2008 8:43:58 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
And another month goes by.....

Still sucks.




Thats just sooo fucked up... But still funny!
4/7/2008 4:40:25 PM EDT
[#43]
hmmm Mr. Dallas hasnt posted in a while either.
4/7/2008 4:55:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Who needs to attend the JS98010 Academy of the Pyrotechnical Arts?

Ask CarbineMonoxide and / or ASG about the January 2006 LCR fire.  With enough motor oil and gasoline, even the soggiest of wood will burn like dry mesquite on a Texas prairie in July.

Road flares help too!
4/7/2008 4:58:45 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Who needs to attend the JS98010 Academy of the Pyrotechnical Arts?
Ask CarbineMonoxide and / or ASG about the January 2006 LCR fire.  With enough motor oil and gasoline, even the soggiest of wood will burn like dry mesquite on a Texas prairie in July.

Road flares help too!


To Awnser your question


DallasfromDallas
5/6/2008 8:56:46 AM EDT
[#46]
And another month blows by.....

YOUR FIRE SUCKS!
5/6/2008 8:58:10 AM EDT
[#47]
Cock.
5/6/2008 8:59:11 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
And another month blows by.....

YOUR FIRE SUCKS!


maybe he should bring his TV next time
5/6/2008 9:23:00 AM EDT
[#49]
I think he's been working on plans for his next attempt chance at a fire
5/6/2008 9:24:44 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hey Dallas, what is your favorite flavor?



Cock.
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