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11/20/2006 5:12:29 PM EDT
IBTP
11/20/2006 5:31:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Not divorced yet.
11/20/2006 5:32:14 PM EDT
[#2]



Announcer: Do you believe in the institution of marriage?

Diogenes: I believe in no institutions. Marriage does not exist -

there are only men who persuade and women who consent.
11/20/2006 5:38:08 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:



Announcer: Do you believe in the institution of marriage?

Diogenes: I believe in no institutions. Marriage does not exist -

there are only men who persuade and women who consent.


Did I say that?
11/20/2006 5:41:58 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:



Announcer: Do you believe in the institution of marriage?

Diogenes: I believe in no institutions. Marriage does not exist -

there are only men who persuade and women who consent.


Did I say that?


We've discussed the idea more than once...
11/20/2006 5:49:27 PM EDT
[#5]


Divorced
11/20/2006 5:51:46 PM EDT
[#6]
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!
11/20/2006 5:53:21 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm still stuck with my first wife.
11/20/2006 5:54:19 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!


Me too!

My motto is:

3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)

or

3 strikes you are out.
11/20/2006 5:54:42 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I'm still stuck with my first wife.


Was that a slap upside of the head I just heard?
11/20/2006 5:55:41 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm still stuck with my first wife.


Was that a slap upside of the head I just heard?


Probably not but you can be sure that he just lost the one remaining ball he has.
11/20/2006 5:59:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Divorced and married for the last time to a wonderful woman.

Steve
11/20/2006 6:23:58 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!


Me too!

My motto is:

3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)

or

3 strikes you are out.


At least the army will still keep you now if you decide to turn ghey
11/20/2006 6:28:59 PM EDT
[#13]
niether Connie or I have ever been married, we have been together 5-6 years now....and couldn't be happier.

also not kids, past or present
11/20/2006 6:30:59 PM EDT
[#14]
Happily divorced, twice.
11/20/2006 6:31:38 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Happily divorced, twice.


11/20/2006 6:36:26 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!

Me too!
My motto is:
3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)
or
3 strikes you are out.


After the way Mrs. GrabMyWrist was talking to some of us guys at the last few friday night outings (Hey sexy!), you better start getting comfortable with the idea and rethinking Unicorns offer....

Fag!

Edited to add that i'm happily divorced and won't get married again unless somthing somthing earth shattering happens.  I'll just be happy to sample what the female population has to offer without letting a single one put my testicles in a jar to add to her collection and only let out on the rare occasion I get to hang out with my buddies.

My manhood is NOT up for negotiation anymore.....especially for precious moments dolls...
11/20/2006 6:45:07 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!


Me too!

My motto is:

3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)

or

3 strikes you are out.


At least the army will still keep you now if you decide to turn ghey


Oh no my friend.

I don't swing that way.

Perhaps you should take notes though as you are the one who is still in the military.

11/20/2006 6:46:35 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!

Me too!
My motto is:
3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)
or
3 strikes you are out.


After the way Mrs. GrabMyWrist was talking to some of us guys at the last few friday night outings (Hey sexy!), you better start getting comfortable with the idea and rethinking Unicorns offer....

Fag!

Edited to add that i'm happily divorced and won't get married again unless somthing somthing earth shattering happens.  I'll just be happy to sample what the female population has to offer without letting a single one put my testicles in a jar to add to her collection and only let out on the rare occasion I get to hang out with my buddies.

My manhood is NOT up for negotiation anymore.....especially for precious moments dolls...


That's ok Chris.  Life is all about give and take, ebb and flow and action and reaction.

I'm perfectly fine where I'm at.

11/20/2006 6:49:27 PM EDT
[#19]
Divorced 6 years ago.  It was the best thing.  I'm much much happier now.
11/20/2006 6:50:05 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
That's ok Chris.  Life is all about give and take, ebb and flow and action and reaction.
I'm perfectly fine where I'm at.


action and reaction......

Action: she leaves you..

reaction: you and unicorn start taking long, hot showers together.....

11/20/2006 6:55:10 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That's ok Chris.  Life is all about give and take, ebb and flow and action and reaction.
I'm perfectly fine where I'm at.


action and reaction......

Action: she leaves you..

reaction: you and unicorn start taking long, hot showers together.....





11/20/2006 7:00:15 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Divorced (once) and married for the last time to a wonderful woman.

Steve


Fixed, and +1
11/20/2006 7:02:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Hippynik told me I couldn't get divorced again.  I'm doing as I'm told.
11/20/2006 7:13:58 PM EDT
[#24]
1st wife was/is 100% crazy, I traded her in on a newer, less crazy model.
11/20/2006 7:15:25 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
1st wife was/is 100% crazy, I traded her in on a newer, more classy model.


Fixt
11/20/2006 7:17:17 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I'm still stuck with my first wife.


I've told you before, you are not stuck...you are free to go at any time.

11/20/2006 7:29:28 PM EDT
[#27]
been with my wife 12 years. I think I'm happy.....When she gets home from spending all my money I'll check with her and find out what response I'm supposed to give!

11/20/2006 7:31:17 PM EDT
[#28]
not merried
11/20/2006 7:33:07 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
not merried


11/20/2006 7:41:55 PM EDT
[#30]
14 years with my first.
11/20/2006 7:59:52 PM EDT
[#31]
16 years with my first and hopefully only ever wife.
11/20/2006 8:03:02 PM EDT
[#32]
First and Last marriage

11/20/2006 8:03:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I had to wait fifty years to find the right woman. Thank you, Taurus.
11/20/2006 8:59:03 PM EDT
[#34]
i did okay.  i married my second wife first.
11/20/2006 9:35:41 PM EDT
[#35]
17 years so far, so good. with my first and only.
11/20/2006 9:52:10 PM EDT
[#36]
15 years and counting with spousal unit #1.
11/20/2006 10:41:18 PM EDT
[#37]
I'm on #3  
11/20/2006 10:45:36 PM EDT
[#38]
24 years on Feb.5


I just can't explain it.........
11/20/2006 10:50:33 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On wife #3. Got to keep this one, three strikes and you have to turn ghey!


Me too!

My motto is:

3rd times a charm. (8 years so far)

or

3 strikes you are out.


At least the army will still keep you now if you decide to turn ghey


Oh no my friend.

I don't swing that way.

Perhaps you should take notes though as you are the one who is still in the military.



well for starters im still married to #1 so dont pawn this off on me... and you can count on me brining up this homos in the military card when they give me my "re-up" speech...  I cant wait to see the look on my COs face!!!
11/20/2006 11:23:13 PM EDT
[#40]
Im still on number one, and it is just fine,but if something should go down...






I will not do it again.
11/21/2006 2:07:01 AM EDT
[#41]
Divorced once 9yrs ago. Living happily in sin with Tweak for almost 7 yrs now.
11/21/2006 2:23:54 AM EDT
[#42]
Been married (first time) for 2 years, everything is good. If it were to turn bad I would go back to my old evil ways and not marry again.
11/21/2006 3:18:13 AM EDT
[#43]
Married to wife #1 for darn near 17 years.  I am however accepting resumes for wife #2.  Pics are a must!


11/21/2006 4:06:55 AM EDT
[#44]
First marriage for both of us.
Married ten years as of last week.
11/21/2006 6:37:30 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
1st wife was/is 100% crazy, I traded her in on a newer, less crazy model.






One and only time for me.  Now, I may be a widow by the time I'm 30, but I will never be divorced.
11/21/2006 7:27:16 AM EDT
[#46]
married 14 years and still going.
11/21/2006 8:04:56 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That's ok Chris.  Life is all about give and take, ebb and flow and action and reaction.
I'm perfectly fine where I'm at.


action and reaction......

Action: she leaves you..

reaction: you and unicorn start taking long, hot showers together.....



11/21/2006 8:29:17 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1st wife was/is 100% crazy, I traded her in on a newer, less crazy model.






One and only time for me.  Now, I may be a widow by the time I'm 30, but I will never be divorced.



I love you, Honey.
11/21/2006 9:08:11 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:



I guess I had better knock it off.

You may be my secret santa and if I keep it up, i'll probably get a box of broken bricks  coal for Christmas...
11/21/2006 5:59:22 PM EDT
[#50]
not married YET

I'm sure I will convince someone though