Posted: 7/11/2006 8:01:28 AM EDT
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I have this stupid neighbor who lives across the street from me. A couple weeks ago the dumbshit puts this queen size mattress out on the sidewalk in front of his houe whith a sign that says "FREE". Nobody wanted his piss stained mattress so it just sat there on the street. Last night I threw the mattress back into his yard. Time will tell if he is smart enough to take the hint. A while back he got a dog. After about a week or so he decided that he didn't like the dog so he ties it up to the fence in front of his house with a 3 foot rope. Then puts a sign on his collar that reads "FREE DOG"! The damn dog sat out in front og the dude's house all day barking because it couldn't move. When the fucktard came home from work one of the neighbors went over and got in his face for being cruel to aminals and for being a stupid dumb fuck. Meanwhile the neighborhood mattress police is waiting to see if he still wants to give away his piss stained free mattress! 
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Just for the record, 9-1-1 no longer does animal control issues in Snohomish County...Call the county Auditors office. 
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with a sign that says "Free" attached to it.
Thanks! I just spit Mountain Dew on my monitor. LMFAO! |
I can see you have plenty of spare time on your hands. Youre just the person your neighbor was looking for...someone to do his dump run (ie Free = Im too lazy to move my trash any further than the curb).
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I've got a couple of horses that leave me piles of "trash" everyday. I could load up the bed of the truck and bring a load up to your neighborhood dump to add to the fun!
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So? In King County Animal Services falls under Records and Elections. You may remember them from the last gubernatorial debacle... |
Yep. if ya have more than 'x' amount of dogs ya need a kennel license, me thinks its like more than 3 or 5 dogs, but I'm too lazy to check. And moved to the Auditors office for budget reasons. Auditors office handles license's, so guess thats why it went there. |