ok, so i was doing a little shopping. just picking up some food items and a couple goodies for mr. truck.
i admit, i was at walmart. i don't usually shop there, except for the occasional box of ammo, and even that's rare anymore. but, i have to be a little extra-cheap right now, so i figured what the hell.
so i'm pulling up to the checkout lane with this *ahem* person approaches, en route to another checkout lane. it took me a minute to really appreciate what i was seeing, and then it hit me.
this individual had a nice little puffy pink jaket, bows in the hair, kinda longish but thinning blonde hair, a jean mini skirt, ankle bracelets and hi-heels. about 60 years old and...
it's a MAN, baby!
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!