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Posted: 10/27/2005 7:43:41 PM EDT

A marriage license should be like a fishing license, it expires every year, and if you go out of state, you can get a 3 day license.

If you think about it, girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch, and if you prep them right, they are fun to eat. Also, if you decide to mount one, you know its going to cost you plenty. If you bring one home, no matter how well you treat them, they start going bad. And fresh ones are always better.

Practice catch and release.

I saw this today in our Salesmans office, thought I would share.

Posted: 10/27/2005 7:51:04 PM EDT

[#1]

And he's been married how many times...

Posted: 10/27/2005 7:55:38 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
And he's been married how many times...

AFAIK, he is still married to his original wife. Now he has gone through countless girlfriends.

Posted: 10/27/2005 8:49:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
A marriage license should be like a fishing license, it expires every year, and if you go out of state, you can get a 3 day license.

If you think about it, girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch, and if you prep them right, they are fun to eat. Also, if you decide to mount one, you know its going to cost you plenty. If you bring one home, no matter how well you treat them, they start going bad. And fresh ones are always better.

Practice catch and release.

I saw this today in our Salesmans office, thought I would share.

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Posted: 10/27/2005 9:26:30 PM EDT

[#4]

'A man in love is incomplete until he is married. And then he is finished.' ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor (married 8 times)

Posted: 10/27/2005 9:42:35 PM EDT

[#5]

My old Guard NCOIC, a retired SMSgt., defined marriage thusly:

Marriage - The legal right for a woman to spend your money, put you in debt and kick you out of your own home.

Then he'd add, "What's in it for me?"

Yes, he is a student of Leykis...

Posted: 10/27/2005 10:05:12 PM EDT

[#6]

Heard this one from my dad when I was younger:
If it Flies, Floats or F*cks, RENT IT!!

Posted: 10/27/2005 10:17:00 PM EDT

[#7]

"The ideal woman is one who I can still be with when I need to be alone."
-- Brendan Conoboy (paraphrased)

Posted: 10/27/2005 10:18:12 PM EDT

[#8]

Marriage...

You know what I think about it.

Posted: 10/27/2005 11:28:53 PM EDT

[#9]

They both start to smell funny with time.

Posted: 10/27/2005 11:42:53 PM EDT

[#10]

you know why they wear makeup and perfume right?

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:03:30 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
you know why they wear makeup and perfume right?

Posted: 10/28/2005 6:04:05 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Heard this one from my dad when I was younger:
If it Flies, Floats or F*cks, RENT IT!!

Didn't Paton say "Piss on it?"

Patty

Posted: 10/28/2005 7:46:06 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Heard this one from my dad when I was younger:
If it Flies, Floats or F*cks, RENT IT!!

Didn't Paton say "Piss on it?"

Patty

I don't know, but I guess you'd have to be into that sort of thing....

Posted: 10/28/2005 7:59:54 AM EDT

[#14]

I'll stay out of this one!

Posted: 10/28/2005 8:19:07 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Heard this one from my dad when I was younger:
If it Flies, Floats or F*cks, RENT IT!!

Didn't Paton say "Piss on it?"

Patty

Who's Paton?

Posted: 10/28/2005 2:11:39 PM EDT

[#16]

You know what they say . . . third time's a charm.

Posted: 10/28/2005 2:34:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Heard this one from my dad when I was younger:
If it Flies, Floats or F*cks, RENT IT!!

Didn't Paton say "Piss on it?"

Patty

Who's Patton?

My mistake. I over looked the obvious typo.

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