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10/14/2005 6:53:12 AM EDT
1GR & I have been taking an informal list of really shitty business names for years now. Some of them really are quite shitty, and they can make you wonder what goes through peoples heads sometimes.

We were in Portland one day years ago, and over lunch 1GR is reading the paper as he burst out laughing. He found and advertisement for a gunstore named "Fairly Honest Eds" lol.

In Olympia, I always notice the tanning salon named, "Jamaica Me Tan" WTF? Are they serious?

ChelleShooter reminded me of one I knew in Tacoma. A restaurant named the "Poodle Dog". Can you believe the place has been doing well for years?

My all time favorite, and I believe the shittiest of shitty to date.....  a carpet and flooring store in BC Canada that I drove past one morning..... "Dougs Rugs"!!! I believe ol' Doug needs his ass kicked for that one!!! WTF Doug?
10/14/2005 7:09:35 AM EDT
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ChelleShooter reminded me of one I knew in Tacoma. A restaurant named the "Poodle Dog". Can you believe the place has been doing well for years?



Hippynik's stepdad used to work there!!!!
10/14/2005 8:00:52 AM EDT
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ChelleShooter reminded me of one I knew in Tacoma. A restaurant named the "Poodle Dog". Can you believe the place has been doing well for years?



Hippynik's stepdad used to work there!!!!



And it was either it was my dad or grandfather that did the exterior finish when it was built.
11/13/2005 6:34:29 AM EDT
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11/13/2005 7:58:09 AM EDT
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In  Seaside OR, or somewhere in that area, there is a guy that has an electric company named, Electric Norm, has a little jingle on his radio adds something like, "electricality is his speciality, electric norm" Diffenitly different.

The Poodle Dog used to have pretty good grub, I haven't eaten there in about 15+ years though.
11/13/2005 10:50:38 AM EDT
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"Bald Bob's floor coverings"   in Everett.
11/13/2005 1:21:01 PM EDT
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"Fairly Honest Don's Machine Gun Parlor" Hillsboro until they went belly up. Imagine that.

"Hung Far Low" Chinese Food downtown Portland. What hangs low and is Chinese??

"Dirty Daves Cafe" Vancouver No need to explain this one...

11/13/2005 3:21:36 PM EDT
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"Moo and Oink" butcher shop in Indiana
11/13/2005 11:34:13 PM EDT
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There is a place in Lacey called "Dirty Daves gay pizza parlor" or something like that.
11/13/2005 11:37:47 PM EDT
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There is a place in Lacey called "Dirty Daves gay pizza parlor" or something like that.


You know this how?
11/14/2005 12:11:08 AM EDT
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There is a place in Lacey called "Dirty Daves gay pizza parlor" or something like that.


You know this how?



I drive by it on occasion
11/14/2005 12:16:39 AM EDT
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It's Dirty Dave's Gay Nineties Pizza Parlor. Geez dude. Link
11/14/2005 12:41:30 AM EDT
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It's Dirty Dave's Gay Nineties Pizza Parlor. Geez dude. Link



I was close
11/14/2005 5:30:20 AM EDT
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This has got to take the cake.  This was a shirt a client of mine was wearing.  I laughed so hard he gave me the shirt:







The guy's last name is Humpton and he owns Humpton Paving.  His motto is: "You spay it or we'll Lay it"

11/14/2005 6:41:04 AM EDT
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"Curl up and Dye" Hair Salon in Redondo Beach CA
"Warm Beer and Lousy Food" Tavern in Palm Desert, CA
"Squat and Gobble" Restaurant in Tampa, FL
11/14/2005 8:52:22 AM EDT
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I think you can see it from I-84 in Portland, the Boom Boom Room.  I'll give you two guesses what they provide.
11/14/2005 8:53:25 AM EDT
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I think you can see it from I-84 in Portland, the Boom Boom Room.  I'll give you two guesses what they provide.



dynomite?
11/14/2005 9:20:49 AM EDT
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It's Dirty Dave's Gay Nineties Pizza Parlor. Geez dude. Link



Yeah, it's near Olympia's only gun shop.
11/14/2005 9:22:31 AM EDT
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I think you can see it from I-84 in Portland, the Boom Boom Room.  I'll give you two guesses what they provide.



A juice bar?
11/14/2005 9:27:26 AM EDT
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It's Dirty Dave's Gay Nineties Pizza Parlor. Geez dude. Link



Somehow, I don't think I'll be eating there anytime soon.
11/14/2005 9:59:57 AM EDT
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The White Spot Motel on Hwy 12 in Salkum.
11/14/2005 11:05:24 AM EDT
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It's Dirty Dave's Gay Nineties Pizza Parlor. Geez dude. Link



Yeah, it's near Olympia's only gun shop.



Don't forget the sport shack and Oly arms