Posted: 5/26/2005 12:30:11 PM EDT
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So heres the plan, everyone who wants to compete chips in $100 and the winner gets the pot, I'm just trying to make some money for more guns, I need a few more weeks to work out the details and location and get as razor ripped and fine tuned as I can, just sprung for new water fill punch kick bag. I'm not huge BTW, 6 ft. 180 So who's game? |
Hippynik is pretty spry 
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Don't forget that the house keeps 80% of the pot before the winner gets any proceeds, and if the house wins, well make that 100%. carry on |
I think that means Bigscrun is in. My money is on him, He eats little guys like you for breakfast  [bigscrun]Get in my belly.....[/bigscrun] |
That's not true at all, my knees have been bent in many a way that they are not intended to be bent in and they still work. A little cranky sometimes, but they still work. I'm taller than MOGWAR and Bigscrun is probably 3" taller than me, maybe a couple of pounds heavier. I'm the guy at work who carries the full compressed nitrogen tanks up to the second floor where they are used and back down again when they are empty. I do it alone, anyone else it's a two man job. The tanks are allegedly about 165lbs. |
You sound like a fairly bad man. |
Watch it or I'll find something to put on your CD that will scar you for life. |
You forgot the special rule, a guy who's seen hitting you by your ARFCOM brethren is pretty likely to be shot on the spot. I'd wager that half a dozen bullets will knock the fight right out of the opponent.
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UPDATE: I have a secured area, about 1200 sq. ft. with a 25' diameter arena (which we will spray paint on the floor). NO rules with the exception of the basic balls throat BS. And no intentional kills!!!!! ETA: I have LOST TWO of five previous cage fights in the past, so bring your dough, because I suck, although the last guy I tangled with was named "The Barbarian" and I put that 300lb bitch in the ER in twelve seconds flat, I'm most afraid of the lightning quick Bruce Lee types, they are the shit to to try to put down, I can't fight them OR the grappler brothers, I'm the middle man in the field. ETA: anyone familiar with Hap Ki Do? Korean form? |
I prefer the Indiana Jones self defense technique |