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Posted: 4/8/2004 9:14:12 PM EDT

In light of the Madrid bombing, the French have raised their terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

Posted: 4/8/2004 9:21:49 PM EDT

[#1]

Where does "Ainsi effrayé nous avons chié dans notre propre pantalon" fit in there?

Translation "So scared we shit in our own pants"

Posted: 4/9/2004 12:28:23 AM EDT

[#2]

My terrorist deal with rating has gone up to "double" and "tap"

Posted: 4/10/2004 12:28:44 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
In light of the Madrid bombing, the French have raised their terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

I still request "Freedom Fries" at restaurants. I get some pretty weird looks

Posted: 4/14/2004 7:32:30 AM EDT

[#4]

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I still request "Freedom Fries" at restaurants. I get some pretty weird looks

Oh man, I forgot about that! That was freaking hillarious when that started!

Posted: 4/14/2004 7:44:36 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:

I still request "Freedom Fries" at restaurants. I get some pretty weird looks

Oh man, I forgot about that! That was freaking hillarious when that started!

It probably goes over better than when I ask for some "Fucking fries". I always say please but it still doesn't go over well.

Posted: 4/14/2004 8:09:31 PM EDT

[#6]

I've found it helps to say, "I want some fucking fries NOW".

Posted: 4/15/2004 5:33:20 AM EDT

[#7]

or then there is C_Js version...

"Would you like fucking fries with that?"

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