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Posted: 6/19/2003 12:14:53 PM EDT
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:30:53 PM EDT
Hmmmm, no more Porn, Beer, Guns and you want kids? Must be that you are gettin' OLD!!!!
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 12:34:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/19/2003 12:34:39 PM EDT by bvmjethead]
All good moves in my book, EXCEPT selling all the guns.
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 3:02:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.



Wake up! You are dreaming. No, that's a nightmare ;)
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 6:01:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.



I know what's wrong with you. You're a damn liar.LOL
Link Posted: 6/19/2003 7:22:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigern:

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.



I know what's wrong with you. You're a damn liar.LOL



BINGO!
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 9:33:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/20/2003 8:39:03 PM EDT
"Don't Drink and Post?"

What the hell?

Actually, you have a point. Long story.

Anyway, 2whiskeyP, if you're serious, you've got it made. I must say this though.. Selling your guns won't make a real difference. What are they anyway? Nothing but hunks of plastic and metal with springs.

If you've found true happiness, then all the power to ya. If you're bullsh*tting us, then the joke's on us huh!

Either way, there's no reason to sell your plastic & metal machines.


Anthony
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 11:08:44 AM EDT
Anthony, there is no way that the skinny bald dude would sell his guns!...he is hitting the magic mushrooms again.
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 5:26:30 PM EDT
Say it ain't so 2WP...

R-32, if it's true, then he had better share with the rest of us next weekend!!![<|:d>]

Link Posted: 6/21/2003 6:44:00 PM EDT
I selling my Anheiser Busch stock before the word hits Wall Street.

Sell short!
Link Posted: 6/21/2003 10:36:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.



Sure you did. Making a statement like that is like saying it doesn't rain in Washington 345 days of the year.

I think that a has taken over 2WP's computer and starting these rumors about him.

2WP this is for your own good now and sit back and have one of these
Link Posted: 6/22/2003 7:54:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I sold all of my guns, quit drinking, asked my wife if we can have a baby and threw all of my porno mags in the burn barrel.




2WP, you throw all the good things in life away. What's next?
Link Posted: 6/23/2003 7:39:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/23/2003 7:40:10 PM EDT by dravisar]
Whats wrong with you? Alot, it seems ;)

And these days, isnt most porn digital? heh...if you threw your hard drive in the burn barrel, you wouldnt have any ARFCOM, and we all know thats the biggest vice of all!
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