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4/28/2013 9:48:39 PM EDT
Looks like ol' rizzo and the family are in for quite the adventure . . . .

4/28/2013 10:28:11 PM EDT
[#1]
TWINS!? Congratulations, man!
4/28/2013 10:57:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Holy hell dude!

Awesome!
4/28/2013 11:07:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Congrats!

Honestly it looks like two eyeballs
4/29/2013 12:26:15 AM EDT
[#4]
CONGRATS!!!!!

Better start doing more training courses! Them mouths going be hungry!
4/29/2013 2:48:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Congratulations Glen!
4/29/2013 4:35:40 AM EDT
[#6]


Congrats `Riz!







But on the other side....... looks like there's going to be a substantial increase in the Ammo Tax.
4/29/2013 4:52:21 AM EDT
[#7]
... Oh man, you're gonna have your own basketball team someday
4/29/2013 5:18:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Congrats!
4/29/2013 5:55:44 AM EDT
[#9]
congrats!!
4/29/2013 7:35:54 AM EDT
[#10]
Congrats man!!!
4/29/2013 7:42:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
... Oh man, you're gonna have your own basketball team someday


Haha - no sir! After this, I'm switching to firing blanks only.

4/29/2013 7:47:01 AM EDT
[#12]
TWINS, praying for their health and then one hell of a party after they are born.  Gator Farm will contribute at least $200. bucks toward it.
4/29/2013 8:59:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Congratulations Glen!  When is the due date?
4/29/2013 9:23:09 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Congratulations Glen!  When is the due date?


Mid-September, identical twin boys. Thinking of naming one "Rockem" and the other one "Sockem."

4/29/2013 9:52:06 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Congratulations Glen!  When is the due date?


Mid-September, identical twin boys. Thinking of naming one "Rockem" and the other one "Sockem."


Congratulations! Welcome to the club. Any questions at all don't hesitate to ask.

My twin sons were born 5 hours into Nov 1. I joke that if they were born on Halloween I would have named them Frank and Stein.
4/29/2013 10:43:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Congrats!  My twins are 6 years old.  Actually, it was easier than I thought it was going to be, having twins.  They tend to entertain each other.
4/29/2013 10:47:38 AM EDT
[#17]
Congrats!

Identical boys are among the rarest of the twin combinations...

Richard
4/29/2013 11:12:57 AM EDT
[#18]
So THATS where babies come from.......




Congrats.....


4/29/2013 1:17:54 PM EDT
[#19]
Congrats!



Building your own fighting force of extraordinary magnitude, I see.
4/29/2013 1:25:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Congrats Rizzo!


Quoted:
Congrats!

Honestly it looks like two eyeballs


It's ok, I thought they looked like coffee beans.
4/29/2013 1:44:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Great news!  congrats Glen!
4/29/2013 7:32:52 PM EDT
[#22]
Congratulations
4/29/2013 8:05:25 PM EDT
[#23]

Congrats brother!
4/29/2013 8:29:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Congratulations Glen!  When is the due date?


Mid-September, identical twin boys. Thinking of naming one "Rockem" and the other one "Sockem."



Fuck that, Walker and Texas Ranger,  if you wanted some sissy kids you would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine woman.

Congrats man. What does that put you up to now?
4/29/2013 9:14:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Congrats man. What does that put you up to now?


This will be 4 and 5, and the final phase of the expansion project.

4/29/2013 10:18:24 PM EDT
[#26]
<<<<<----- Father of twins  (Teenage girls) total of 6 children college to 3rd grade.

Brother your sanity is doomed!  


Seriously congrats twice the blessings.....
4/29/2013 10:29:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Congrats to you & the Missus!
Tomax & Xamot?

(I keed, I keed)
4/29/2013 11:32:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Congrats man!!!
4/30/2013 9:07:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Congrats!
4/30/2013 2:22:00 PM EDT
[#30]
Congratulations to you and your family.  
4/30/2013 7:12:21 PM EDT
[#31]
Glen, Congrats! As a father of twin boy-girl who are 4-1/2 I can honestly say they have been the hardest most costly and pain in my sanity that I have ever endured. Dude, your world is about to get fucking ROCKED!
BTW: training fees should include a box of diapers and a can of formula
4/30/2013 8:25:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Wow, that's amazing... TWINS! Congratulations!
5/1/2013 12:27:53 AM EDT
[#33]
I vote for Daryll and Daryll.
5/1/2013 4:00:51 AM EDT
[#34]


Congratulations Glen.  Here's to hoping it's smooth sailing throughout your wife's pregnancy, because after that you're totally screwed.  When is the vasectomy?  

5/1/2013 4:40:56 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
When is the vasectomy?  


It's already been scheduled, later this year on my birthday, as soon as they come out happy and healthy.

5/1/2013 7:39:31 AM EDT
[#36]
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It's already been scheduled, later this year on my birthday, as soon as they come out happy and healthy.


On your birthday? That's just wrong. It's your wife's present.

We know two couples who planned on two and had twins on the second. When we decided to go for three they were all wagging their fingers at us and saying, "Don't push your luck, it could happen to you too...."

Anyway, congrats man. This says it all:

"Children are a heritage from the Lord,
   offspring a reward from him.
Like arrows in the hands of a warrior
   are children born in one’s youth.
Blessed is the man
   whose quiver is full of them."
- Psalm 127: 3-5a
5/1/2013 10:03:24 AM EDT
[#37]
congrats.  just found out last night the wife is preggo with our second kid. seems like a ton of people i know are having babiea this year
5/1/2013 11:24:56 AM EDT
[#38]
Congrats man!  I am both happy for you and happy to not be you...for the next 3-4 years anyway lol.  After that they start to become more fun than work and what fun you're gonna have raising a couple of young men up right.  Two more added to our side :-)
5/1/2013 7:50:43 PM EDT
[#39]
When my twin boys came, I was tired for the next 6 years.  Never had a hard time waking up before that.  They were number 4 and 5 for us.  Nothing like doubling your kids in one swoop.  They are a blessing, and always surprised at how different their personalities are.  Congratulations!
5/1/2013 7:57:18 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Congrats man!  I am both happy for you and happy to not be you...for the next 3-4 years anyway lol.  After that they start to become more fun than work and what fun you're gonna have raising a couple of young men up right.  Two more added to our side :-)


when all his kids are old enough to be proficient with a rifle I would hate to be the poor bastard or bastards that tried to fuck with their property.  lol



 
5/2/2013 12:06:54 PM EDT
[#41]
I am an identical twin, it was a good time messing with people.  My parents, well, we were a handful.  Congrats!!!
5/3/2013 5:48:31 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Congrats man. What does that put you up to now?


This will be 4 and 5, and the final phase of the expansion project.



I don't know man. Just a few more and you can have an entire squad. Who wouldn't want the ability to conduct battle drill 1A on demand?

Congrats.
5/3/2013 6:45:48 AM EDT
[#43]
Better start stock piling now, it takes a lot of ammo to train children how to shoot.
5/3/2013 7:10:33 PM EDT
[#44]
Congrats