Posted: 4/7/2011 7:30:20 AM EDT
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/07/armed-zombie-arrested-new-york-city/
They thought we were crazy to prepare, but it has begun...the first wave hits NYC...Be ready AZ, BE READY 
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Found this over at : http://blogs.federaltimes.com/federal-times-blog/2011/04/06/the-greatest-government-shutdown-faq-ever/
Made me laugh so I figured I'd share. (Didn't even wanna try the link...) FURLOUGH FAQ What about zombies? Since they are technically deceased, zombies pay only sporadic attention to the news and information sources such as telephones and e-mail. They are typically disorganized. Thus, they may not fully appreciate the fact that there has been a government shutdown. [...] Note that zombies are nearly always considered nonessential personnel and will thus be barred from entering federal government property. For anyone else who's waiting to see whether or not they're considered "essential." 
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